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Yo mama teeth so yellow , when she yawns at 5pm, ALL traffic sloowwwwwws down!
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought the quarterback in a football game was some kind of cash give-away
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Your Momma's so dumb, when a guy said it was chilly outside your momma gone got a bowl
Your mother's so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mamma so fat she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack
Yo mama so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup
Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory
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