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After Shock Media · 10-31-2006, 04:55 PM

Holy hell Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Christ on a stick!

Ok I was already sick to death of the fact that adults have hijacked this holiday away from the kids years ago. After all they were part of the "me" generation and well fuck the kids lets all be sluts and party. Kids are just little friends anyways that everyone takes care of except the parents right?

We do not want to tell them that mommy and if they are lucky daddy have better plans this evening than to do some trick or treating. Nah we rather scare this shit out of them and use fear tactics to keep them inside. Or better yet we will make our towns set predetermined times and maybe even days that are not on Halloween so we can have a reason so the kids wont hold it against you.

Then maybe we will just say screw it and commercialize it even more and take the kids trick or treating middle of the day at the local mall. Remember kids you must be in costume and with an adult when you visit each store in the mall for your free mini snickers. What harm is it anyways, the kid can close his eyes when you go into Victoria's Secret while the teenager who is working the counter is secretly dreaming of ways to destroy you while she collects your personal information on that lace thong you must have.

Who really cares that you already spent forty bucks on pumpkins you fetched with the kids, the mess you made carving them. The decorations you put up including the authentic hay bails and happy scare crow in your front yard. It shows the Halloween spirit after all even if you will not be home when and if anyone dares to knock and your rabbit poodlerasian dressed as a bumble bee dog goes ballistic and attempts to gnaw off strawberry shortcakes ankle.

Since we all know in this day and age..... fucking this day and age, like we suddenly created all of the pedos and freaks in the last decade or two. Like the fact that your child has not only a cell phone but a GPS monitoring service pinned to his batman underpants, and that you live in a socialist utopia you created behind some gated community with very strict guidelines and background checks to get in to. This fucking day and age... what day and age... It just pisses me the fuck off.

Fuck I got to go. I just got an wireless instant message. Apparently I need to bring some peanut and sugar free organic treats out to the end of my drive way to an awaiting SUV.

RRRED · 10-31-2006, 05:03 PM

What? Halloween? In my town they call it "Harvest day" now.

seeric · 10-31-2006, 05:06 PM

to me halloween is the day where i get to see all my "innocent" girlfriends dress up like slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty nuns, slutty sluts, and anything else you can slut up.

i love it.

L-Pink · 10-31-2006, 05:10 PM

My doorbell has rung three times for about seven kids. Their parents are standing by like it's Charlie Mansions house. WTF?

My parents would say "be back by 10:00 and don't get into any panel-vans"

Herb Kornfield · 10-31-2006, 05:19 PM

The one night of the year, you can dress as freaky as you wanna and I hear there is candy at end...........

plus, seeing my neighbors I cant stand looking like smacked asses is a bonus.

L-Pink · 10-31-2006, 06:07 PM

Seven trick-or-treaters total ...

DWB · 10-31-2006, 06:19 PM

Kids get TWO FUCKING HOURS to trick and treat in my hometown. Unreal.

We would rock that shit all night until the cops were called. THAT is Halloween. Not this kids are pussies, harvest day, 2 hours, don't get in cars with strangers shit.

I fear when these little pussies grow up, it's going to be an even worse world to live in.

notabook · 10-31-2006, 06:21 PM

It's "fall festival" around these parts. Fuck those hippie bastards!

tony286 · 10-31-2006, 08:06 PM

I think adults use it as a excuse to get crazy and girls to feed their inner stripper

Sly · 10-31-2006, 08:11 PM

People are way too protective of their little angels these days. My mom was the same way. There's nothing wrong with a group of 4-5 kids going door to door by themselves. Teach kids how to make good decisions, right from wrong, and how to get help when needed... enough of this hand holding crap.

Its as if there's this huge epidemic of kidnappings, when really there isn't.

potter · 10-31-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Holy hell Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Christ on a stick!

Ok I was already sick to death of the fact that adults have hijacked this holiday away from the kids years ago. After all they were part of the "me" generation and well fuck the kids lets all be sluts and party. Kids are just little friends anyways that everyone takes care of except the parents right?

If you knew anything about the history of "Holloween" you'd know the real holiday isn't about the kids at all. It has only recently become "for the kids", and there is a real reason why "guided trick or treating" was created. And why you see all the new strict rules coming out each year. It's been going on for for 80+ years. Anoka originally started doing such things back in the 1920's. It was happening back when you were a kid too, you just didn't notice it.

notabook · 10-31-2006, 08:20 PM

Eh, I've always seen Halloween as a holiday for everyone except Christians. Christians just use it as a rule-free day so they can get their inner slut on without offending their omnipotent alien with a shiny hat.

After Shock Media · 10-31-2006, 08:21 PM

Sad Sad Day.
Total trick or treaters for the evening.
Three kids, yes three kids and they all live across the street.

I had this bad feeling it would suck. It did so I just gave them each about a quarter of a box of full sized candies each. Think there was 36 in the box and I have like 6 left just in case.

After Shock Media · 10-31-2006, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by potter

If you knew anything about the history of "Holloween" you'd know the real holiday isn't about the kids at all. It has only recently become "for the kids", and there is a real reason why "guided trick or treating" was created. And why you see all the new strict rules coming out each year. It's been going on for for 80+ years. Anoka originally started doing such things back in the 1920's. It was happening back when you were a kid too, you just didn't notice it.

I know enough in regards to the history of it. That portion does not matter in reality. It was turned into a children's holiday. Yes I saw the rules slowly creeping up as a kid myself. Fear of unwrapped treats just started to get off the ground. Latter on wear reflective tape. Then well then it just got silly, like I really would want to put my candy in an x-ray to ensure there was no pins or razor blades in them or whatever.... Just to get some tasty irradiated candy.

Aside from going in groups and wearing reflective tape I can not see one single valid reason behind the "rules and fears". Tape is good because yes some kids can and have been hit by cars (often drunk party goers). Everything else has just been fear mongering and BS though.

Sly · 10-31-2006, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Then well then it just got silly, like I really would want to put my candy in an x-ray to ensure there was no pins or razor blades in them or whatever.... Just to get some tasty irradiated candy.

I don't even think there's been any actual instances of that happening. All stupid rumors.

I remember when I was a kid, first and second grade, I would walk about 2 blocks every day to another kids house and they would take me to school. One year some kid got kidnapped and my grandma went nuts on my dad for making me walk 2 blocks every morning in fear of getting napped. He told her she was nuts, lol.

potter · 10-31-2006, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I don't even think there's been any actual instances of that happening. All stupid rumors.

There were a couple instances of razor blades found in apples n shit. However, in all of them it was done by the kids own parents.

BitAudioVideo · 10-31-2006, 08:47 PM

fuck those motherfuckers in their cars. i had about 15 kids on foot and they made out like bandits. i had about 8 carloads of kids that i told to keep driving!

if you cant walk 2 fucking blocks.... "no soup for you!"

OG LennyT · 10-31-2006, 08:54 PM

Took my kids out and was surprised at all the dark houses in the neighborhood. (Houses with front lights turned off)

We just walked a bit more, talked, and they had a great time as they didnt even seem to notice.

Afterall, Halloween is for the kids anyway. It seems to be lagging compared to my childhood memories, but the memories are good enough for me, as long as the kids are happy.

L-Pink · 10-31-2006, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by dvd316

Took my kids out and was surprised at all the dark houses in the neighborhood. (Houses with front lights turned off)

They probably took the kids to the mall and McDonalds

Kimo · 10-31-2006, 10:31 PM

origionally halloween was an adults holiday

starpimps · 10-31-2006, 10:49 PM

halloween is all about girls in slut unifrom

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-31-2006, 10:52 PM

i agree ASM, fuck halloween these days, fucking had 6 cop cars in my town tonight for halloween, yet when something BIGGER goes on, theres only 1 cop on duty... bullshit

10-31-2006, 04:55 PM	#1
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Halloween gripe! Holy hell Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Christ on a stick! Ok I was already sick to death of the fact that adults have hijacked this holiday away from the kids years ago. After all they were part of the "me" generation and well fuck the kids lets all be sluts and party. Kids are just little friends anyways that everyone takes care of except the parents right? We do not want to tell them that mommy and if they are lucky daddy have better plans this evening than to do some trick or treating. Nah we rather scare this shit out of them and use fear tactics to keep them inside. Or better yet we will make our towns set predetermined times and maybe even days that are not on Halloween so we can have a reason so the kids wont hold it against you. Then maybe we will just say screw it and commercialize it even more and take the kids trick or treating middle of the day at the local mall. Remember kids you must be in costume and with an adult when you visit each store in the mall for your free mini snickers. What harm is it anyways, the kid can close his eyes when you go into Victoria's Secret while the teenager who is working the counter is secretly dreaming of ways to destroy you while she collects your personal information on that lace thong you must have. Who really cares that you already spent forty bucks on pumpkins you fetched with the kids, the mess you made carving them. The decorations you put up including the authentic hay bails and happy scare crow in your front yard. It shows the Halloween spirit after all even if you will not be home when and if anyone dares to knock and your rabbit poodlerasian dressed as a bumble bee dog goes ballistic and attempts to gnaw off strawberry shortcakes ankle. Since we all know in this day and age..... fucking this day and age, like we suddenly created all of the pedos and freaks in the last decade or two. Like the fact that your child has not only a cell phone but a GPS monitoring service pinned to his batman underpants, and that you live in a socialist utopia you created behind some gated community with very strict guidelines and background checks to get in to. This fucking day and age... what day and age... It just pisses me the fuck off. Fuck I got to go. I just got an wireless instant message. Apparently I need to bring some peanut and sugar free organic treats out to the end of my drive way to an awaiting SUV. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

10-31-2006, 06:21 PM	#8
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	It's "fall festival" around these parts. Fuck those hippie bastards! __________________

10-31-2006, 08:11 PM	#10
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,373	People are way too protective of their little angels these days. My mom was the same way. There's nothing wrong with a group of 4-5 kids going door to door by themselves. Teach kids how to make good decisions, right from wrong, and how to get help when needed... enough of this hand holding crap. Its as if there's this huge epidemic of kidnappings, when really there isn't. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

10-31-2006, 08:20 PM	#12
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Eh, I've always seen Halloween as a holiday for everyone except Christians. Christians just use it as a rule-free day so they can get their inner slut on without offending their omnipotent alien with a shiny hat. __________________

10-31-2006, 08:21 PM	#13
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Sad Sad Day. Total trick or treaters for the evening. Three kids, yes three kids and they all live across the street. I had this bad feeling it would suck. It did so I just gave them each about a quarter of a box of full sized candies each. Think there was 36 in the box and I have like 6 left just in case. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

10-31-2006, 05:03 PM	#2
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	What? Halloween? In my town they call it "Harvest day" now.

10-31-2006, 05:06 PM	#3
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	to me halloween is the day where i get to see all my "innocent" girlfriends dress up like slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty nuns, slutty sluts, and anything else you can slut up. i love it.

10-31-2006, 05:10 PM	#4
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	My doorbell has rung three times for about seven kids. Their parents are standing by like it's Charlie Mansions house. WTF? My parents would say "be back by 10:00 and don't get into any panel-vans"

10-31-2006, 05:19 PM	#5
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	The one night of the year, you can dress as freaky as you wanna and I hear there is candy at end........... plus, seeing my neighbors I cant stand looking like smacked asses is a bonus.

10-31-2006, 06:07 PM	#6
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Seven trick-or-treaters total ...

10-31-2006, 06:19 PM	#7
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Kids get TWO FUCKING HOURS to trick and treat in my hometown. Unreal. We would rock that shit all night until the cops were called. THAT is Halloween. Not this kids are pussies, harvest day, 2 hours, don't get in cars with strangers shit. I fear when these little pussies grow up, it's going to be an even worse world to live in.

10-31-2006, 08:06 PM	#9
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I think adults use it as a excuse to get crazy and girls to feed their inner stripper

10-31-2006, 08:47 PM	#17
BitAudioVideo Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA, Georgia Posts: 1,246	fuck those motherfuckers in their cars. i had about 15 kids on foot and they made out like bandits. i had about 8 carloads of kids that i told to keep driving! if you cant walk 2 fucking blocks.... "no soup for you!" __________________ Hi-Quality Encoding - Bulk Orders - On Time! http://bitaudiovideo.com icq 50476697 - aim n3r0xXx

10-31-2006, 08:54 PM	#18
OG LennyT Wall Street Pimp Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 14,345	Took my kids out and was surprised at all the dark houses in the neighborhood. (Houses with front lights turned off) We just walked a bit more, talked, and they had a great time as they didnt even seem to notice. Afterall, Halloween is for the kids anyway. It seems to be lagging compared to my childhood memories, but the memories are good enough for me, as long as the kids are happy. __________________ Tradeking - my online broker \| 4.95 a trade \| make real $$

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10-31-2006, 10:52 PM	#22
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	i agree ASM, fuck halloween these days, fucking had 6 cop cars in my town tonight for halloween, yet when something BIGGER goes on, theres only 1 cop on duty... bullshit