How many of you have woken up on your girlfriends front lawn? - GoFuckYourself.com

pr0 · 10-21-2006, 09:58 PM

Just curious...after a night of drinking

scotty2hotty1111 · 10-21-2006, 10:05 PM

..........lol

2HousePlague · 10-21-2006, 10:15 PM

So fucking psychic!!

2hp

BIGTYMER · 10-21-2006, 10:22 PM

A lawn is so uncomfortable.

Mr Pheer · 10-21-2006, 10:22 PM

i never woke up on my girlfriend's lawn... but I've woken up in your girlfriend's bed a few times

pr0 · 10-21-2006, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

So fucking psychic!!

2hp

rut roh, have a bad weekend at the girls?

CDSmith · 10-21-2006, 10:24 PM

I once woke up laying tits-up on the floor of an empty 4 person tent 9 miles from my actual campsite. It was late afternoon but I thought it was morning, looked out, saw some strangers cooking hotdogs and I thought to myself "wft?.. hotdogs for breakfast? Whatever..." --- no one knew how I got there including me. After realizing what time it really was I found myself 75 miles from home and late for work for the evening shift at the hospital, hung over as fuck.

....but no, I've never woken up on my girlfriend's front lawn. :D

2HousePlague · 10-21-2006, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

rut roh, have a bad weekend at the girls?

Mais, nein!

If she p-uts me out on the lawn in the begiinning auf the date, I will surely fick her later. Ziff she puts me out at the end of the date, it can only mean I have ficked her already.

2hp

dakota1358 · 10-21-2006, 10:45 PM

Woke up on a few lawns in my time including my girlfriends,my neighbors and hell even a few parking lots

pr0 · 10-21-2006, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dakota1358

Woke up on a few lawns in my time including my girlfriends,my neighbors and hell even a few parking lots

I see you're irish like me too

squishypimp · 10-21-2006, 10:55 PM

ive woken up in some strange places

Dagwolf · 10-22-2006, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by dakota1358

Woke up on a few lawns in my time including my girlfriends,my neighbors and hell even a few parking lots

That's a few too many... Better look into treatment.

thebossxxx · 10-22-2006, 12:57 AM

when i was 19 i did it many times! Girlfriends neighbors, bars etc

Turboface · 10-22-2006, 03:51 AM

I woke up on my parents front lawn many moons ago. I awoke with the shock of the realization of where I was. I am glad I wasn't woken up with the poke of a cops nightstick.

Scott McD · 10-22-2006, 07:28 AM

You mean wake up with my head face down at my girlfriends bush ??

Yes many times...

reynold · 10-22-2006, 07:35 AM

Looks like you have a helluva night there.

Luckily, I've never been on that same situation yet.

GTS Mark · 10-22-2006, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by dakota1358

Woke up on a few lawns in my time including my girlfriends,my neighbors and hell even a few parking lots

LOL! You sound like my best friend, he has the same problems

DH

elasticatedman · 10-22-2006, 08:32 AM

There's nothing clever about waking up and not knowing where you are and why you're there. Just ask George Bush!

BoyAlley · 10-22-2006, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

You mean wake up with my head face down at my girlfriends bush ??
Yes many times...

CaptainHowdy · 10-22-2006, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

You mean wake up with my head face down at my girlfriends bush ??

Yes many times...

!!

rodney25 · 10-22-2006, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPheer

i never woke up on my girlfriend's lawn... but I've woken up in your girlfriend's bed a few times

I think that's much safer..

dissipate · 10-22-2006, 01:08 PM

I've woken up on my girlfriend's couch - but never on her front lawn.

digifan · 10-22-2006, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dakota1358

Woke up on a few lawns in my time including my girlfriends,my neighbors and hell even a few parking lots

Dagwolf · 10-22-2006, 01:28 PM

I've woken up on BoyAlley's lawn but it didn't mean anything, I swear.

k0nr4d · 10-22-2006, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

I've woken up on my girlfriend's couch - but never on her front lawn.

I've done that too...then she took the opportunity to snoop through my phone and found like 15 girls numbers

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