I once woke up laying tits-up on the floor of an empty 4 person tent 9 miles from my actual campsite. It was late afternoon but I thought it was morning, looked out, saw some strangers cooking hotdogs and I thought to myself "wft?.. hotdogs for breakfast? Whatever..." --- no one knew how I got there including me. After realizing what time it really was I found myself 75 miles from home and late for work for the evening shift at the hospital, hung over as fuck.
....but no, I've never woken up on my girlfriend's front lawn. :D
If she p-uts me out on the lawn in the begiinning auf the date, I will surely fick her later. Ziff she puts me out at the end of the date, it can only mean I have ficked her already.
I woke up on my parents front lawn many moons ago. I awoke with the shock of the realization of where I was. I am glad I wasn't woken up with the poke of a cops nightstick.
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