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pr0 10-21-2006 09:58 PM

How many of you have woken up on your girlfriends front lawn?
 
Just curious...after a night of drinking :pimp

scotty2hotty1111 10-21-2006 10:05 PM

..........lol

2HousePlague 10-21-2006 10:15 PM

So fucking psychic!!

2hp

BIGTYMER 10-21-2006 10:22 PM

A lawn is so uncomfortable.

Mr Pheer 10-21-2006 10:22 PM

i never woke up on my girlfriend's lawn... but I've woken up in your girlfriend's bed a few times

pr0 10-21-2006 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague (Post 11128972)
So fucking psychic!!

2hp

rut roh, have a bad weekend at the girls? :winkwink:

CDSmith 10-21-2006 10:24 PM

I once woke up laying tits-up on the floor of an empty 4 person tent 9 miles from my actual campsite. It was late afternoon but I thought it was morning, looked out, saw some strangers cooking hotdogs and I thought to myself "wft?.. hotdogs for breakfast? Whatever..." --- no one knew how I got there including me. After realizing what time it really was I found myself 75 miles from home and late for work for the evening shift at the hospital, hung over as fuck.




....but no, I've never woken up on my girlfriend's front lawn. :D

2HousePlague 10-21-2006 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 11128987)
rut roh, have a bad weekend at the girls? :winkwink:

Mais, nein!

If she p-uts me out on the lawn in the begiinning auf the date, I will surely fick her later. Ziff she puts me out at the end of the date, it can only mean I have ficked her already.




2hp

dakota1358 10-21-2006 10:45 PM

Woke up on a few lawns in my time including my girlfriends,my neighbors and hell even a few parking lots

pr0 10-21-2006 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakota1358 (Post 11129047)
Woke up on a few lawns in my time including my girlfriends,my neighbors and hell even a few parking lots

I see you're irish like me too :1orglaugh

squishypimp 10-21-2006 10:55 PM

ive woken up in some strange places :)

Dagwolf 10-22-2006 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakota1358 (Post 11129047)
Woke up on a few lawns in my time including my girlfriends,my neighbors and hell even a few parking lots

That's a few too many... Better look into treatment. :helpme

thebossxxx 10-22-2006 12:57 AM

when i was 19 i did it many times! Girlfriends neighbors, bars etc :)

Turboface 10-22-2006 03:51 AM

I woke up on my parents front lawn many moons ago. I awoke with the shock of the realization of where I was. I am glad I wasn't woken up with the poke of a cops nightstick.

:1orglaugh

Scott McD 10-22-2006 07:28 AM

You mean wake up with my head face down at my girlfriends bush ??

Yes many times... :winkwink:

reynold 10-22-2006 07:35 AM

Looks like you have a helluva night there. :1orglaugh


Luckily, I've never been on that same situation yet.

GTS Mark 10-22-2006 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakota1358 (Post 11129047)
Woke up on a few lawns in my time including my girlfriends,my neighbors and hell even a few parking lots

LOL! You sound like my best friend, he has the same problems :1orglaugh

DH

elasticatedman 10-22-2006 08:32 AM

There's nothing clever about waking up and not knowing where you are and why you're there. Just ask George Bush!

BoyAlley 10-22-2006 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 11130285)
You mean wake up with my head face down at my girlfriends bush ??
Yes many times...

:throwup

CaptainHowdy 10-22-2006 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 11130285)
You mean wake up with my head face down at my girlfriends bush ??

Yes many times... :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh !!

rodney25 10-22-2006 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPheer (Post 11128981)
i never woke up on my girlfriend's lawn... but I've woken up in your girlfriend's bed a few times

I think that's much safer.. :winkwink:

dissipate 10-22-2006 01:08 PM

I've woken up on my girlfriend's couch - but never on her front lawn.

digifan 10-22-2006 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakota1358 (Post 11129047)
Woke up on a few lawns in my time including my girlfriends,my neighbors and hell even a few parking lots

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dagwolf 10-22-2006 01:28 PM

I've woken up on BoyAlley's lawn but it didn't mean anything, I swear.

k0nr4d 10-22-2006 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate (Post 11131661)
I've woken up on my girlfriend's couch - but never on her front lawn.

I've done that too...then she took the opportunity to snoop through my phone and found like 15 girls numbers :(


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