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I once woke up laying tits-up on the floor of an empty 4 person tent 9 miles from my actual campsite. It was late afternoon but I thought it was morning, looked out, saw some strangers cooking hotdogs and I thought to myself "wft?.. hotdogs for breakfast? Whatever..." --- no one knew how I got there including me. After realizing what time it really was I found myself 75 miles from home and late for work for the evening shift at the hospital, hung over as fuck.
....but no, I've never woken up on my girlfriend's front lawn. :D
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