Woke Up From A Drunk With Hemorrhoids [HELP!] - GoFuckYourself.com

DaMan · 10-16-2006, 10:09 PM

I got fuckin drunk last night and I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids. Fuckers hurt and they are the size of apples. Anyone have a home cure? I tried Preparation H and the shit doesn't work. I took a sitz bath and that doesn't fucking work either. Other than slicing the things open with a razor blade what should I do?

squishypimp · 10-16-2006, 10:09 PM

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Aquarius · 10-16-2006, 10:10 PM

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reynold · 10-17-2006, 02:10 AM

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Mikey_219Inc · 10-17-2006, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaMan

I got fuckin drunk last night and I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids. Fuckers hurt and they are the size of apples. Anyone have a home cure? I tried Preparation H and the shit doesn't work. I took a sitz bath and that doesn't fucking work either. Other than slicing the things open with a razor blade what should I do?

considering the 1% that this might be serious - you need to go see a proctologist and let him slice them open with a razor blade then you need to introduce salads and apples into your diet

10-16-2006, 10:09 PM	#1
DaMan Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 48	Woke Up From A Drunk With Hemorrhoids [HELP!] I got fuckin drunk last night and I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids. Fuckers hurt and they are the size of apples. Anyone have a home cure? I tried Preparation H and the shit doesn't work. I took a sitz bath and that doesn't fucking work either. Other than slicing the things open with a razor blade what should I do?

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