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Originally Posted by DaMan
I got fuckin drunk last night and I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids. Fuckers hurt and they are the size of apples. Anyone have a home cure? I tried Preparation H and the shit doesn't work. I took a sitz bath and that doesn't fucking work either. Other than slicing the things open with a razor blade what should I do?
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considering the 1% that this might be serious - you need to go see a proctologist and let him slice them open with a razor blade then you need to introduce salads and apples into your diet
