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DaMan

10-16-2006 10:09 PM

Woke Up From A Drunk With Hemorrhoids [HELP!]

I got fuckin drunk last night and I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids. Fuckers hurt and they are the size of apples. Anyone have a home cure? I tried Preparation H and the shit doesn't work. I took a sitz bath and that doesn't fucking work either. Other than slicing the things open with a razor blade what should I do?

squishypimp

10-16-2006 10:09 PM

blame juicy....

Aquarius

10-16-2006 10:10 PM

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10-16-2006 10:11 PM

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10-16-2006 10:14 PM

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10-16-2006 10:20 PM

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10-16-2006 10:22 PM

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DaMan

10-16-2006 10:22 PM

gooddomains lay off the meth.

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10-16-2006 11:51 PM

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reynold

10-17-2006 02:10 AM

First, find that person responsible for that.

Mikey_219Inc

10-17-2006 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaMan (Post 11091805)

considering the 1% that this might be serious - you need to go see a proctologist and let him slice them open with a razor blade then you need to introduce salads and apples into your diet :2 cents:

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