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reddawg · 07-03-2002, 02:13 PM

This boy is always asking his parents about getting a baby brother and sister and they always say to him, maybe some day.

One day the little boy walks into the room and sees his parents fucking and his upset and confused and runs outside and sits on the stoop and his father runs after him and sits down next to him and explains the following to him.

Son, you said you wanted to have a baby sister or brother, so the act of getting on top of your mother is how it is done, I have to plant some seeds into her so a baby can grow inside of her.

Do you understand?

The son replies, yes I think so.

The father who was a travelling salesman left for several days and when he returned, he found his son sitting on the stoop balling like crazy!

The father ran to him and sat down next to him and said:
What is the problem? Why are you crying?

The son said: I will never get a baby sister or brother!!!

The father said: Son, I explained it to you and you said you understood. The son said: Yes I understood about planting the seeds, but it is not going to happen, you plant them and leave and the mailman comes over and eats all the seeds up.

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Sorry I know it is old, but I like it.

kenny · 07-03-2002, 02:16 PM

Good One

reddawg · 07-03-2002, 02:43 PM

So don't just see there in dismay, tell me yours......

kenny · 07-03-2002, 02:59 PM

I don't have many jokes that I can type on a public message board, some people might take them the wrong way

reddawg · 07-03-2002, 03:25 PM

Even here

goddab mi · 07-03-2002, 03:43 PM

my grandmother tell me this Russian story, and since reddawg reminds me of Communist dog, I will tell to you.

Communist dawg comes taverna for vodka drink, and sees that they have a monkey in a cage. Communistdawg asks why they have the mokey in cage, and the owner of taverna tells him that he should not ask this, however the Communistdawg says that he very much wants to nose about the monkey.

the owner opens the cage, and the monkey comes out. owner then hits the monkey on head very hard with Russian hammer. This makes monkey want to suck taverna owner cock.

when the monkey was finished, he went back to his cage.

taverna owner then asks Communistdawg if he would like to try this.

Communistdawg says very much so, but please do not hit my head so hard as you did the monkey

grandmother was very funny old woman, I miss her much . . . this story makes me to cry when I think of her

Ace-Ace · 07-03-2002, 04:01 PM

haha, nice

mike503 · 07-03-2002, 04:18 PM

nice

reddawg · 07-03-2002, 05:40 PM

miss^behaving · 07-03-2002, 07:02 PM

Mines kinda lame but I like it.

Plane full of passengers.
Pilot comes over the speakers and says,

"I'm sorry about this but we are about to crash into the sea, could all those passengers who can swim please move over to the right hand side of the plane and all those who can't please move over to the left."

The passengers did this.

After a few minutes the pilot comes over the speakers again and says,

"Sorry folks, but could all passengers who can swim please move over to the left hand side of the plane and all those that can't please move over to the right."

Again the passengers did this.

Just before they hit the water the pilot again comes over the speaker and says,

"Sorry again folks but could all the passengers who can swim please move to the right hand side of the plane and to all those that can't swim

Thank you for flying with us".

Sorry I did warn you!!!!!!

reddawg · 07-03-2002, 07:13 PM

They are all old, but I liked hearing again anyway

more, more, more

Ace-Ace · 07-03-2002, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by miss^behaving

Mines kinda lame but I like it.

Plane full of passengers.
Pilot comes over the speakers and says,

"I'm sorry about this but we are about to crash into the sea, could all those passengers who can swim please move over to the right hand side of the plane and all those who can't please move over to the left."

The passengers did this.

After a few minutes the pilot comes over the speakers again and says,

"Sorry folks, but could all passengers who can swim please move over to the left hand side of the plane and all those that can't please move over to the right."

Again the passengers did this.

Just before they hit the water the pilot again comes over the speaker and says,

"Sorry again folks but could all the passengers who can swim please move to the right hand side of the plane and to all those that can't swim

Thank you for flying with us".

Sorry I did warn you!!!!!!

That was horrible, wow...

Here's my jokes (one of the sites I run) - http://www.dailyhumor.net/ - enjoy!

reddawg · 07-03-2002, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ace-Ace

That was horrible, wow...

Here's my jokes (one of the sites I run) - http://www.dailyhumor.net/ - enjoy!

Before I sold one of my sites I thought I was funny, yet again I was wrong

http://fetish2follies.com

07-03-2002, 02:13 PM	#1
reddawg Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Paradise Posts: 1,837	I only know one joke This boy is always asking his parents about getting a baby brother and sister and they always say to him, maybe some day. One day the little boy walks into the room and sees his parents fucking and his upset and confused and runs outside and sits on the stoop and his father runs after him and sits down next to him and explains the following to him. Son, you said you wanted to have a baby sister or brother, so the act of getting on top of your mother is how it is done, I have to plant some seeds into her so a baby can grow inside of her. Do you understand? The son replies, yes I think so. The father who was a travelling salesman left for several days and when he returned, he found his son sitting on the stoop balling like crazy! The father ran to him and sat down next to him and said: What is the problem? Why are you crying? The son said: I will never get a baby sister or brother!!! The father said: Son, I explained it to you and you said you understood. The son said: Yes I understood about planting the seeds, but it is not going to happen, you plant them and leave and the mailman comes over and eats all the seeds up. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sorry I know it is old, but I like it. __________________ ICQ 146104506 <p> <a href="http://sexsentry.com"</a><img src="http://sexsentry.com/pics/sentry2.gif" alt="All new Sentry. More options and more exposure and more ways to make even more money by using Sentry Elite and try our new create your own custom entrance script and so many more features, many are still in development, but awesome changes are going on at Sex Sentry!"> </p>

07-03-2002, 02:16 PM	#2
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07-03-2002, 02:43 PM	#3
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07-03-2002, 02:59 PM	#4
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07-03-2002, 03:25 PM	#5
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07-03-2002, 03:43 PM	#6
goddab mi Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Riga, Latvia Posts: 172	my grandmother tell me this Russian story, and since reddawg reminds me of Communist dog, I will tell to you. Communist dawg comes taverna for vodka drink, and sees that they have a monkey in a cage. Communistdawg asks why they have the mokey in cage, and the owner of taverna tells him that he should not ask this, however the Communistdawg says that he very much wants to nose about the monkey. the owner opens the cage, and the monkey comes out. owner then hits the monkey on head very hard with Russian hammer. This makes monkey want to suck taverna owner cock. when the monkey was finished, he went back to his cage. taverna owner then asks Communistdawg if he would like to try this. Communistdawg says very much so, but please do not hit my head so hard as you did the monkey grandmother was very funny old woman, I miss her much . . . this story makes me to cry when I think of her

07-03-2002, 04:01 PM	#7
Ace-Ace Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dayton, OH, USA Posts: 1,863	haha, nice

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07-03-2002, 05:40 PM	#9
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07-03-2002, 07:02 PM	#10
miss^behaving Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 213	Mines kinda lame but I like it. Plane full of passengers. Pilot comes over the speakers and says, "I'm sorry about this but we are about to crash into the sea, could all those passengers who can swim please move over to the right hand side of the plane and all those who can't please move over to the left." The passengers did this. After a few minutes the pilot comes over the speakers again and says, "Sorry folks, but could all passengers who can swim please move over to the left hand side of the plane and all those that can't please move over to the right." Again the passengers did this. Just before they hit the water the pilot again comes over the speaker and says, "Sorry again folks but could all the passengers who can swim please move to the right hand side of the plane and to all those that can't swim Thank you for flying with us". Sorry I did warn you!!!!!! __________________ 40,000+ expired names daily plus a TON more.

07-03-2002, 07:13 PM	#11
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