Mines kinda lame but I like it.
Plane full of passengers.
Pilot comes over the speakers and says,
"I'm sorry about this but we are about to crash into the sea, could all those passengers who can swim please move over to the right hand side of the plane and all those who can't please move over to the left."
The passengers did this.
After a few minutes the pilot comes over the speakers again and says,
"Sorry folks, but could all passengers who can swim please move over to the left hand side of the plane and all those that can't please move over to the right."
Again the passengers did this.
Just before they hit the water the pilot again comes over the speaker and says,
"Sorry again folks but could all the passengers who can swim please move to the right hand side of the plane and to all those that can't swim
Thank you for flying with us".
Sorry I did warn you!!!!!!