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my grandmother tell me this Russian story, and since reddawg reminds me of Communist dog, I will tell to you.
Communist dawg comes taverna for vodka drink, and sees that they have a monkey in a cage. Communistdawg asks why they have the mokey in cage, and the owner of taverna tells him that he should not ask this, however the Communistdawg says that he very much wants to nose about the monkey.
the owner opens the cage, and the monkey comes out. owner then hits the monkey on head very hard with Russian hammer. This makes monkey want to suck taverna owner cock.
when the monkey was finished, he went back to his cage.
taverna owner then asks Communistdawg if he would like to try this.
Communistdawg says very much so, but please do not hit my head so hard as you did the monkey
grandmother was very funny old woman, I miss her much . . . this story makes me to cry when I think of her
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