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how can a US citizen become a canadian citizen
i really like montreal..........
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this new buttons are rather obnoxious
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checkout their government page, just good canadian citizenship
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#7 |
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You'll have to give up your US citizenship, for one.
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Location: Canada
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Stay in your country, please.
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I married a Canadian my papers are in
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First you move there. Then you get permanent residency, then you apply for citizenship. Just like the US.
I don't see why you have to be a citizen to live in Montreal. |
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Its not so easy anymore even if you marry a canadian.Best bet is to learn french and that will bump your application sooner instead of waiting a year.
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I need a beer
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Wrap a turban around your head and we will welcome you with open arms
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when you leave, take two illegal imigrants with you
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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I wish I could be Canandian. In fact, I think I'll do that when I retire.
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I'll trade you my pet dog Sparky for it!
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Deal... I'll give you my passport tomorrow and some info to nice places to live in Toronto
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(I'm guessing you didn't know I once lived there, did you?)
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good luck becoming a canadain |
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enough to leave eh?
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I think saying "wonderboy bush sucks" 10 times is enough.
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Migrating can be a nice option.
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Montreal has a brutally cold winter.
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Marry A canadian Citizen I think..but please don't go.
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Now with more Jayne
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Marrying is the easiest way.
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ya, I know a few people who have dual citizenship |
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#31 |
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[QUOTE=Rochard;11036307]I'd prefer Montreal really. It's very beautiful there.
QUOTE] Try Vancouver, too... |
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I want to retire in Rio
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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It's all about Vancouver baby! Fantastic climate, amazing scenery everywhere, Mountains, Ocean, Beaches, City Life, Camping, Outdoors sports, anything you can think of all within a 10-30 minute drive. Even more if you drive even a little further. Where else can say all that?
If you have a university degree, talk to a lawyer about a TN visa. The nafta one that you get the same day you cross the border.
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Now with more Jayne
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I have been warned not to visit vancouver unless I am ready to move
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Best bet, marry a Canadian.
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So true. I'm from Ontario and love it but it'll never be Vancouver!
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I LOVE CANADA... and am proud to be Canadian!
It's tough to get in though... but you got'a give it a shot, ah?! |
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#39 |
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If you want to move to Montreal and can't speak french, they will kick you out. You have to pass a french exam. Your best bet is to move to Toronto to get your cards.
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It depends whether or not you would like to be a contributing member of society or not.
If you are planning to just come here and work and make a good and honest life you will likely be put on a waiting list for the next 2 years while they process your paperwork. If on the other hand you can get off a plane from any number of countries that don't speak either English or French and you can be rushed to the hospital to deliver your now canadian child then I believe the process to get your health card is just about immediate. LoL |
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go awol and then fail an IQ test. ;)
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