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Ecksent · 11-02-2006, 04:30 PM

So I just got a pretty phat check and went to deposit it at my bank. For some reason, all the tellers that work at my bank are absolutley smokin' hot and young. I go up to the teller and hand her my bank card and the check. Her eyes almost popped out of her head when all my info popped up. She then does whatever they do when they deposit it. She writes down my current balance and circles her phone number. I politely said "Thank you, but I'm a married man."
She relpied, (without hesitation) "when you account looks like that, I could care less." Kinda made me feel good, but kinda dirty at the same time.

squishypimp · 11-02-2006, 04:32 PM

wow that's one shallow bitch. i'd never put out for a negative balance.

EZRhino · 11-02-2006, 05:35 PM

Shallow little gold digger ............. What was that bank address?

Antonio · 11-02-2006, 05:36 PM

women like rich men, men like hot women, what's so difficult to grasp?

the ultimate goal is to produce healthy offspring (by fucknig a hot woman) that has good chances of survival (the more the bling the better the chances of survival)

the only way to prove that you can beat your basic instincts is to become gay and take in the ass like a man!!!

SomeCreep · 11-02-2006, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ecksent

So I just got a pretty phat check and went to deposit it at my bank.

How much is a "phat check"?

pigman · 11-02-2006, 05:42 PM

Sweet, just fuck her.

Aquarius · 11-02-2006, 05:47 PM

That's not shallow, that's just a gold digger.

marketsmart · 11-02-2006, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

women like rich men, men like hot women, what's so difficult to grasp?

the ultimate goal is to produce healthy offspring (by fucknig a hot woman) that has good chances of survival (the more the bling the better the chances of survival)

the only way to prove that you can beat your basic instincts is to become gay and take in the ass like a man!!!

well fucking said

Barefootsies · 11-02-2006, 06:06 PM

Spunky · 11-02-2006, 06:08 PM

Fuck her anyways

DjSap · 11-02-2006, 06:10 PM

she could probably get fired for doing that....

woj · 11-02-2006, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Fuck her anyways

and post the video online, perhaps make a site: shallowbitches.com or something...

shekinah · 11-02-2006, 06:13 PM

Well, she looked tempting isn't she?

RealAdult Ashley · 11-02-2006, 06:40 PM

Yeah, shallow girl! Gold digger!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 11-02-2006, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DjSap

she could probably get fired for doing that....

no shit..which means its probably a figment of his imagination

fallenmuffin · 11-02-2006, 06:51 PM

LOL.. whats the balance of the account?

Dirty Dane · 11-02-2006, 06:53 PM

Did she spit or swallow?

Drake · 11-02-2006, 07:53 PM

Chalk it up as a win win situation.

nico-t · 11-02-2006, 07:59 PM

why the fuck she writes down your current balance? fucking checks are lower then 3rd world country paying methods like rocks and shit. WIRE TRANSFER ever heard of that? why is that more expesive then checks? US = 3rd world.

J. Falcon · 11-02-2006, 09:01 PM

Fcuk her and dont buy her shit

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-02-2006, 09:23 PM

fuck the shit out of her, then tell her boss

starpimps · 11-02-2006, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Fuck her anyways

agreed x10

starpimps · 11-02-2006, 10:14 PM

bitches aint nothin but hoes and tricks

woj · 11-02-2006, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

why the fuck she writes down your current balance? fucking checks are lower then 3rd world country paying methods like rocks and shit. WIRE TRANSFER ever heard of that? why is that more expesive then checks? US = 3rd world.

no kidding, if you were really depositing checks THAT big, you would just get a wire instead of dicking around with checks...

xNetworx · 11-02-2006, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

(the more the bling the better the chances of survival)

xNetworx · 11-02-2006, 10:53 PM

BTW... after living in Scottsdale AZ for 4 years, your bank story is like something that wouldn't even surprise me here. All the female tellers at the bank try to get me to ask them out... even the hot married one LOL

Wiggles · 11-02-2006, 11:31 PM

haha thats pretty cool, only middle aged women at my banks.

CDSmith · 11-02-2006, 11:45 PM

So many hot teller babes at my two banks. I've often imagined them all in a niche site... bankingbabes.net perhaps. :D

But they're watched/monitored pretty closely, I can't see them risking it trying to hit on the customers like this guy is describing. Instant job loss if she's ever caught or reported.

Great fantasy though. :D (except for the gold-digging shallow bitch part)

hydro · 11-03-2006, 12:09 AM

Haha where do you think strippers work during the day? I know one chick who started working at a bank when her daddy cut her off and no suprise 2 months later she was dating a lawyer who's all over tv and newspaper ads down here. Last time i was at the bank i was just cashing an adsense and fastclick check and it wasn't really that much considering its a months revenue but the teller thought it was 1 weeks income and had the nerve to ask "So how much do you make per year?"

Trixxxia · 11-03-2006, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ecksent

So I just got a pretty phat check and went to deposit it at my bank. For some reason, all the tellers that work at my bank are absolutley smokin' hot and young. I go up to the teller and hand her my bank card and the check. Her eyes almost popped out of her head when all my info popped up. She then does whatever they do when they deposit it. She writes down my current balance and circles her phone number. I politely said "Thank you, but I'm a married man."
She relpied, (without hesitation) "when you account looks like that, I could care less." Kinda made me feel good, but kinda dirty at the same time.

Next time, send your wife to do the banking - with the paper that she wrote her details on.

WiredGuy · 11-03-2006, 12:29 AM

Its funny, at my bank, every woman that works there knows me by first name. All the guys (usually managers) know me as the guy that needs a second signature to authorize the deposits, lol.
WG

MikesTraffic · 11-03-2006, 12:30 AM

DUDE post her phone number, ill call her

Vitasoy · 11-03-2006, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Madrox

fuck the shit out of her, then tell her boss

That's what I'd do

bknoob · 11-03-2006, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Its funny, at my bank, every woman that works there knows me by first name. All the guys (usually managers) know me as the guy that needs a second signature to authorize the deposits, lol.
WG

that's pimp

emthree · 11-03-2006, 01:17 AM

haha I heard stories like that before

Ecksent · 11-03-2006, 11:57 AM

Funny thing is I told my wife and she just laughed. Then she asked, "well, did ya call her yet?" That chick couldn't hold a candle to my wife, so fuck ALL of you who say "fuck her anyways". She may be a piece of ass, but not worht what I have with my wife. Maybe someday all of you will grow the fuck up and learn that one day.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-03-2006, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ecksent

Funny thing is I told my wife and she just laughed. Then she asked, "well, did ya call her yet?" That chick couldn't hold a candle to my wife, so fuck ALL of you who say "fuck her anyways". She may be a piece of ass, but not worht what I have with my wife. Maybe someday all of you will grow the fuck up and learn that one day.

gear down big rig

Fetish Gimp · 11-03-2006, 12:03 PM

Oh my that's just so horrible. Traumatizing. I almost puked out of disgust. It's like she raped you man, with her EYES. God I feel so filthy now.

Ecksent · 11-03-2006, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Madrox

gear down big rig

Yeah, sorry. I kinda woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

NemesiS876 · 11-03-2006, 12:34 PM

you are in love man

Mediachick · 11-03-2006, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

and post the video online, perhaps make a site: shallowbitches.com or something...

You're the business man alright !!

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Ecksent Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Near Vancouver Posts: 1,415	Some women are SOOOOO shallow..... So I just got a pretty phat check and went to deposit it at my bank. For some reason, all the tellers that work at my bank are absolutley smokin' hot and young. I go up to the teller and hand her my bank card and the check. Her eyes almost popped out of her head when all my info popped up. She then does whatever they do when they deposit it. She writes down my current balance and circles her phone number. I politely said "Thank you, but I'm a married man." She relpied, (without hesitation) "when you account looks like that, I could care less." Kinda made me feel good, but kinda dirty at the same time. __________________ Anyone wanna sig spot.......cheap????

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xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	BTW... after living in Scottsdale AZ for 4 years, your bank story is like something that wouldn't even surprise me here. All the female tellers at the bank try to get me to ask them out... even the hot married one LOL

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hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	Haha where do you think strippers work during the day? I know one chick who started working at a bank when her daddy cut her off and no suprise 2 months later she was dating a lawyer who's all over tv and newspaper ads down here. Last time i was at the bank i was just cashing an adsense and fastclick check and it wasn't really that much considering its a months revenue but the teller thought it was 1 weeks income and had the nerve to ask "So how much do you make per year?"

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Ecksent Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Near Vancouver Posts: 1,415	Funny thing is I told my wife and she just laughed. Then she asked, "well, did ya call her yet?" That chick couldn't hold a candle to my wife, so fuck ALL of you who say "fuck her anyways". She may be a piece of ass, but not worht what I have with my wife. Maybe someday all of you will grow the fuck up and learn that one day. __________________ Anyone wanna sig spot.......cheap????

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