Originally Posted by Ecksent

So I just got a pretty phat check and went to deposit it at my bank. For some reason, all the tellers that work at my bank are absolutley smokin' hot and young. I go up to the teller and hand her my bank card and the check. Her eyes almost popped out of her head when all my info popped up. She then does whatever they do when they deposit it. She writes down my current balance and circles her phone number. I politely said "Thank you, but I'm a married man."
She relpied, (without hesitation) "when you account looks like that, I could care less." Kinda made me feel good, but kinda dirty at the same time.