Some women are SOOOOO shallow.....
 

So I just got a pretty phat check and went to deposit it at my bank. For some reason, all the tellers that work at my bank are absolutley smokin' hot and young. I go up to the teller and hand her my bank card and the check. Her eyes almost popped out of her head when all my info popped up. She then does whatever they do when they deposit it. She writes down my current balance and circles her phone number. I politely said "Thank you, but I'm a married man."
She relpied, (without hesitation) "when you account looks like that, I could care less." Kinda made me feel good, but kinda dirty at the same time.

wow that's one shallow bitch. i'd never put out for a negative balance. :thumbsup

Shallow little gold digger ............. What was that bank address?

women like rich men, men like hot women, what's so difficult to grasp?

the ultimate goal is to produce healthy offspring (by fucknig a hot woman) that has good chances of survival (the more the bling the better the chances of survival)

the only way to prove that you can beat your basic instincts is to become gay and take in the ass like a man!!!

How much is a "phat check"?

Sweet, just fuck her.

That's not shallow, that's just a gold digger.

well fucking said :1orglaugh

Fuck her anyways

she could probably get fired for doing that....

and post the video online, perhaps make a site: shallowbitches.com or something...

Well, she looked tempting isn't she?

Yeah, shallow girl! Gold digger!

no shit..which means its probably a figment of his imagination :1orglaugh

LOL.. whats the balance of the account?

Did she spit or swallow?

Chalk it up as a win win situation.

why the fuck she writes down your current balance? fucking checks are lower then 3rd world country paying methods like rocks and shit. WIRE TRANSFER ever heard of that? why is that more expesive then checks? US = 3rd world.

Fcuk her and dont buy her shit

fuck the shit out of her, then tell her boss

agreed x10

bitches aint nothin but hoes and tricks

no kidding, if you were really depositing checks THAT big, you would just get a wire instead of dicking around with checks...

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BTW... after living in Scottsdale AZ for 4 years, your bank story is like something that wouldn't even surprise me here. All the female tellers at the bank try to get me to ask them out... even the hot married one LOL

haha thats pretty cool, only middle aged women at my banks.

So many hot teller babes at my two banks. I've often imagined them all in a niche site... bankingbabes.net perhaps. :D


But they're watched/monitored pretty closely, I can't see them risking it trying to hit on the customers like this guy is describing. Instant job loss if she's ever caught or reported.


Great fantasy though. :D (except for the gold-digging shallow bitch part)

Haha where do you think strippers work during the day? I know one chick who started working at a bank when her daddy cut her off and no suprise 2 months later she was dating a lawyer who's all over tv and newspaper ads down here. Last time i was at the bank i was just cashing an adsense and fastclick check and it wasn't really that much considering its a months revenue but the teller thought it was 1 weeks income and had the nerve to ask "So how much do you make per year?"

Next time, send your wife to do the banking - with the paper that she wrote her details on. :1orglaugh

Its funny, at my bank, every woman that works there knows me by first name. All the guys (usually managers) know me as the guy that needs a second signature to authorize the deposits, lol.
WG

DUDE post her phone number, ill call her :)

That's what I'd do :winkwink:

that's pimp

haha I heard stories like that before

Funny thing is I told my wife and she just laughed. Then she asked, "well, did ya call her yet?" That chick couldn't hold a candle to my wife, so fuck ALL of you who say "fuck her anyways". She may be a piece of ass, but not worht what I have with my wife. Maybe someday all of you will grow the fuck up and learn that one day.

gear down big rig

Oh my that's just so horrible. Traumatizing. I almost puked out of disgust. It's like she raped you man, with her EYES. God I feel so filthy now.

Yeah, sorry. I kinda woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.:(

you are in love man

:1orglaugh You're the business man alright !!