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DeanCapture · 09-22-2006, 10:35 AM

Uh humm....pardon me - what I meant to say was - I'm having lunch with Jaime Hammer today! Who's jealous?

MaddCaz · 09-22-2006, 10:35 AM

ooohmememememememmeme!!!!!!!!

Just_Dave · 09-22-2006, 10:37 AM

thats hot

L-Pink · 09-22-2006, 10:39 AM

At least there won't be any hair in your food

Sosa · 09-22-2006, 10:49 AM

you are one lucky man

J. Falcon · 09-22-2006, 10:57 AM

Nice breasts!

johnny o · 09-22-2006, 11:01 AM

tell her she left her panties over at my place last weekend.

OG LennyT · 09-22-2006, 11:10 AM

I am rather envious.. what a babe

GrouchyAdmin · 09-22-2006, 11:11 AM

"What're you having for lunch?"
"Who fucking cares!?'

The Captain · 09-22-2006, 11:11 AM

alright you got me, I am alittle jealous

squishypimp · 09-22-2006, 11:50 AM

holy shit she is amazing!

Pornwolf · 09-22-2006, 02:08 PM

Next time, schedule to meet the girls for lunch @ chez Pornwoof. I will serve the sausage.

MsWild · 09-23-2006, 10:04 AM

She's a real hottie...nice shot

geedub · 09-23-2006, 10:11 AM

she's by far my most favorite.. so sexy

jacked · 09-23-2006, 10:12 AM

your a lucky man...

tony286 · 09-23-2006, 10:20 AM

if you were sleeping with her,yes I would have some envy but lunch nope lol.

BLish · 09-23-2006, 10:24 AM

CaptainHowdy · 09-23-2006, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BLish

WTF

?

She is stunning

!!

DeanCapture · 09-23-2006, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

WTF

?

She is stunning

!!

Yo' this dude is a fucking idiot. He follows me around the board posting his funny little horsey pic! I love my haters

BLish · 09-23-2006, 10:46 AM

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Yo' this dude is a fucking idiot. He follows me around the board posting his funny little horsey pic! I love my haters

because i have absolutely nothing better to do with my time than follow little ole Dean Capture around the board.

with all due respect Dean, don't flatter yourself.

your pics are great.. in fact the best in the business... i just find this girl to be hot as hell....... from the neck down. everyone is entitled to their opinion and this one is mine.

now go dye your grey hairs and quitcherbitchin!

pink_in_the_middle · 09-23-2006, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by BLish

because i have absolutely nothing better to do with my time than follow little ole Dean Capture around the board.

with all due respect Dean, don't flatter yourself.

your pics are great.. in fact the best in the business... i just find this girl to be hot as hell....... from the neck down. everyone is entitled to their opinion and this one is mine.

now go dye your grey hairs and quitcherbitchin!

I agree. She's hot from the neck down but her face doesn't do it for me. And the lighting or touch ups are a bit too much. Why does she need to be airbrushed or lighted so much?

DeanCapture · 09-23-2006, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by BLish

because i have absolutely nothing better to do with my time than follow little ole Dean Capture around the board.

-Well, this is obvious

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Originally Posted by BLish

i just find this girl to be hot as hell....... from the neck down. everyone is entitled to their opinion and this one is mine.

-Congrats on having an opinion.

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Originally Posted by BLish

now go dye your grey hairs and quitcherbitchin!

I love my grey hair - I've earned it

DeanCapture · 09-23-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by pink_in_the_middle

She's hot from the neck down but her face doesn't do it for me.

-I'm sure your face doesn't do it for everybody either - what's your point? Should she get out of the modeling business because her face doesn't do it for you? Her face does it for me (and a lot of other people)!

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Originally Posted by pink_in_the_middle

And the lighting or touch ups are a bit too much.

-I'm not a "reality" shooter. It's not my purpose to record "reality". My work is fantasy! My job as I see it is to flatter the girl and make her look as beautiful as I can thru hair/makeup, lighting, posing, wardrobe and then with the finishing of the pictures (color correcting, enhancing, retouching etc). I don't claim to be the best at what I do but I must say that I've been very successful at it. And not to brag...but I'm constantly turning away business and fielding offers from MAJOR COMPANIES to come to work with them. Obviously, there are some people out there who like my lighting and my touch ups - imagine that

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Originally Posted by pink_in_the_middle

Why does she need to be airbrushed or lighted so much?

-The amount of retouching that I do to a pic is based on what I think needs to be done to make the girl look as beautiful as possible. Some people think I do to much and some people don't. I can't please everyone. I just do what I do and so far it's been great for me.

10 people will give you 10 different opinions about how much retouching should be done to a pic. Who is right? Who is wrong? I wish you people would get off my ass about the retouching. It's obvious that you have absolutely no clue about what your talking about.

Spunky · 09-23-2006, 11:45 AM

I'd butter that sweet bisquit

DeanCapture · 09-23-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I'd butter that sweet bisquit

word

pink_in_the_middle · 09-23-2006, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DeanCapture

-I'm sure your face doesn't do it for everybody either - what's your point? Should she get out of the modeling business because her face doesn't do it for you? Her face does it for me (and a lot of other people)!

No I didn't say she should get out of the biz. All I said was her face doesn't do it for me.

-I'm not a "reality" shooter. It's not my purpose to record "reality". My work is fantasy! My job as I see it is to flatter the girl and make her look as beautiful as I can thru hair/makeup, lighting, posing, wardrobe and then with the finishing of the pictures (color correcting, enhancing, retouching etc). I don't claim to be the best at what I do but I must say that I've been very successful at it. And not to brag...but I'm constantly turning away business and fielding offers from MAJOR COMPANIES to come to work with them. Obviously, there are some people out there who like my lighting and my touch ups - imagine that

You try to make her look as beautiful as she can be? By making her not look like herself? I don't get it the fantasy thing I guess.

-The amount of retouching that I do to a pic is based on what I think needs to be done to make the girl look as beautiful as possible. Some people think I do to much and some people don't. I can't please everyone. I just do what I do and so far it's been great for me.

I never said once that you work isn't nice. It's just too much retouching imo. Why does everyone try and hide "flaws" on chicks? Thats what makes everyone different. And in the end they make them look like barbie dolls with plastic skin and not a pore in sight.

10 people will give you 10 different opinions about how much retouching should be done to a pic. Who is right? Who is wrong? I wish you people would get off my ass about the retouching. It's obvious that you have absolutely no clue about what your talking about.

Oh you're right I have no clue about taking photos and such, however I know whats appealing and she's a good looking chick. Why can't she look her best with minimal work? I'm sure she doesn't need to much retouching.
Thats all I'm saying.
You guys love girls right? You always have and you always will. What is it you like about them?
The fact is that most of the content that is shot looks fake. Girls with way too much make up on to the point where it doesn't even look like her anymore. I can understand if she has a few pimples or something but this girls whole body is touched up. From head to toe I bet. Fantasy?
Maybe for some ppl but not for me.

This is just my 2 cents worth. No need to get nasty Dean ;)

DeanCapture · 09-23-2006, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by pink_in_the_middle

.... but this girls whole body is touched up. From head to toe I bet. Fantasy? Maybe for some ppl but not for me.

First of all - her whole body is not touched up. Maybe it's hard for some people to imagine that there are actually girls out there with beautiful "flawless" bodies. And, Jaime just happens to be one of those kinds of girls

Secondly, maybe it's not your fantasy - but it is someone elses. Your opinion is not the only opinion that counts. You don't like her face? Someone else does. You don't like the lighting? Someone else does. You don't like the touch ups? Someone else does. Should your opinion count more then someone elses? Should I change my lighting around and alter my touch up skills to please you instead of trying to please the people who pay me? That's all I'm saying....

pink_in_the_middle · 09-23-2006, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DeanCapture

First of all - her whole body is not touched up. Maybe it's hard for some people to imagine that there are actually girls out there with beautiful "flawless" bodies. And, Jaime just happens to be one of those kinds of girls

You are so right!!! It is hard to believe that this girl for instance has a "flawless" body because you've masked it. lol Do you not see that?
You are saying how flawless she is , then why so much work to make her look pretty?

Post that same pic without all the added touches

pink_in_the_middle · 09-23-2006, 12:24 PM

Her nipples in this pics looks quite a bit different from your pic.

DeanCapture · 09-23-2006, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by pink_in_the_middle

You are so right!!! It is hard to believe that this girl for instance has a "flawless" body because you've masked it. lol Do you not see that?
You are saying how flawless she is , then why so much work to make her look pretty?

Post that same pic without all the added touches

- your not the only one who has asked me to post my raw images and you probably won't be the last. The bottom line is that I do not have anything to prove to you or anyone else. If you don't like what I do - that's fine! I'm not doing what I do to please you

Have a great weekend!

Z · 09-23-2006, 12:58 PM

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DeanCapture · 09-23-2006, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pink_in_the_middle

Her nipples in this pics looks quite a bit different from your pic.

I don't know - the link doesn't seem to be working for me.

Anywayz.....this has been fun - you take care now.

5pm · 09-23-2006, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DeanCapture

-I'm sure your face doesn't do it for everybody either -

apparently you don't know pinky.

I'd stick it in her ear if she'd let me ( and if MGK wouldn't kill me

)

DeanCapture · 09-23-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 5pm

apparently you don't know pinky.

I'd stick it in her ear if she'd let me ( and if MGK wouldn't kill me

)

Well, my point to all this was that telling me that a girls face doesn't "do it for you" is pointless. I don't pick the models that I shoot based on what "does it for you". I pick them based on what "does it" for the company that I shoot for and their members. If you happen to like what I do - that's great. If you don't - that's great as well.

People want to put down my retouching skills? That's fine! I'm not really a retouch expert - I'm just a guy with a camera trying to make the girls look as beautiful as possible. 95% of the people here dig what I'm doing and the other 5% are into something different and I'm cool with that!

I find it hilariously funny when people want to call me out on my work and try to pressure me into posting some raw pictures. It's like - do they really expect me to stop what I'm doing to upload some raw pictures to prove something to them? Noooooo, say it ain't so

Would you like to see the raw pics from Playboy? Penthouse? Hustler? Would you like to see the raw footage that runs thru Steven Spielberg's camera when he is shooting a movie? Not that I'm on the level of any of those but the point is that you only get to see the finished product and that's the way it's supposed to be....and that's the way it will be

Sorry Pinky for being so difficult with you. OK, so her face doesn't do it for you - I've made a note of it - thanks! And, you think I over retouch the pics - I've made a note of that as well - thanks! Now, while we are on the subject of you telling me everything that you hate about my work - is there anything else you'd like to point out to me?

Vitasoy · 09-23-2006, 02:32 PM

She gets my fluids boiling

pink_in_the_middle · 09-23-2006, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DeanCapture

is there anything else you'd like to point out to me?

LOL I did not mean to offend you or give the impression that your work wasn't up to par. You do a great job with the girls. I was just saying girls are beautiful because they are girls. Let them be girls, don't mask them.

Peace out

DeanCapture · 09-23-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pink_in_the_middle

......I was just saying girls are beautiful because they are girls. Let them be girls, don't mask them.

Pinkeeeeeee - I wish it was that easy! Some girls are not as beautiful as other girls. My job is to try to make them "all" beautiful. To some people I do a good job with that and to other people I don't. I can't please everyone so I just try to do my best. Even the best looking girls in the industry can benefit from some subtle "enhancing" while other girls need more "corrective" type work. All of the photographers that I study, that I respect and that I try to emulate with my work...all agree with me on this.

My final product is very different then say...Steve Lightspeeds work. Not to belittle what Steve does (he does a great job)....it's just that our markets are completely different. He can get away with publishing his pictures right out of the camera - I cannot. Fans of my work want to see flawlessly beautiful heavenly creatures and that's what I try to give them. It costs a lot of money to produce this type of product but we (Twistys) have a wonderful membership that loves and appreciates the work that we put into giving them these types of pictures. People who dont' like what we do are free to buy memberships to other websites that feature more "reality" type material. Pictures that arn't retouched or enhanced. That's simply not our market though

gecko · 09-23-2006, 05:48 PM

She is soo fine

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