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6 | 20.00% |
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18 | 60.00% |
| Sure - As often as I can. |
  
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1 | 3.33% |
| Yep - Only as sex play with a date or sig other. |
  
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5 | 16.67% |
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09-09-2006, 11:54 AM
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Clueless OleMan
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Mave you ever masturbated while driving?
Well explain? Use a sexual device to help it along?
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09-09-2006, 11:55 AM
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My girl jerked me off while I was driving...does that count?
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09-09-2006, 11:55 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yes once...
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09-09-2006, 11:56 AM
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Only when I'm driving to my mom's house for christmas dinner.
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09-09-2006, 11:56 AM
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Been given head while driving, don't know if you can use that ...
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09-09-2006, 11:57 AM
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I need a beer
 
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It's very hard with a standard..lol
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09-09-2006, 11:57 AM
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09-09-2006, 11:59 AM
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Clueless OleMan
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Poll was inspired by this thread: https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/653754-rescuers-driver-unconscious-pump-attached-penis.html Give credit where it is due.....
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09-09-2006, 11:59 AM
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I voted...
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09-09-2006, 12:02 PM
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Clueless OleMan
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09-09-2006, 12:20 PM
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no, that would be really dangerous
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09-09-2006, 12:22 PM
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try driving stick and jacking it.....good luck
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09-09-2006, 12:50 PM
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hahaha good idea
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09-09-2006, 12:55 PM
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too cool for highschool
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No, but I once got a blowjob while driving (I really did).
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09-09-2006, 01:03 PM
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nah, why would I do that?
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09-09-2006, 01:04 PM
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Usually park for that. Trying to remember if I have completed while driving. You know I'm getting up there in years.... Been there done that - forgot about it. |
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09-09-2006, 01:05 PM
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Now choke yourself!
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Screw that. Try pissing out the door while you're driving. Now that takes talent in wrecklessness.
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09-09-2006, 01:14 PM
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i got a bj once while driving... damn, that's dangerous....
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09-09-2006, 01:55 PM
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How did you avoid pissing all over yourself? I know piss down wind. |
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09-09-2006, 02:00 PM
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Sure, who the fuck hasnt. I did it while going down the interstate once... apparently I was speeding because I had to hurry up and put it away when the cop pulled me over... he wanted to know why I was moving all over after I stopped... told him I was looking for my registration. LOL
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09-09-2006, 02:03 PM
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i forbid my ex-gf to do that in the city cause truck drivers were looking in my car when i had to stop at traffic lights
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09-09-2006, 02:06 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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hay be .
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09-09-2006, 02:08 PM
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try to do that at my country if you wana beaten by some real men.
come on, it's a crack fuck, you can live this life as a human. |
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09-09-2006, 02:12 PM
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09-10-2006, 02:35 AM
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No - not a safe practice at all.
Plus I don't want to be in the news ;) |
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09-10-2006, 02:44 AM
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Show Yer Tits!
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No, highway head yes. Anyone that needs to masturbate while driving needs their head examined. That is the time to be scoping out hot chicks and listening to music or getting phone calls done.
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09-10-2006, 04:50 AM
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when I was young... I had lots of BJ in my car by my ex... cause it's probably the safe place to do it at that time :-)
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09-10-2006, 04:59 AM
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Sure does make a long drive go by faster. ;)
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09-10-2006, 02:02 PM
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i play with myself in the car more than anywhere else! i keep my vabrator in the center console!
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09-10-2006, 02:05 PM
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nope, it causes blindness.
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09-10-2006, 02:07 PM
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I'd fucking wreck whatever I was driving, I'm not very coordinated as it is. So not no, but fuck no lol.
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09-10-2006, 02:13 PM
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Would be a bit dangerous!
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