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pussyluver 09-09-2006 11:54 AM

Mave you ever masturbated while driving?
 
Well explain? Use a sexual device to help it along?

Nookster 09-09-2006 11:55 AM

My girl jerked me off while I was driving...does that count? :winkwink:

Adult Warden 09-09-2006 11:55 AM

Yes once...

http://www.twisterchasers.com/031704...cked%20car.jpg

Mr Pheer 09-09-2006 11:56 AM

Only when I'm driving to my mom's house for christmas dinner.

Monstaman 09-09-2006 11:56 AM

Been given head while driving, don't know if you can use that ...

Spunky 09-09-2006 11:57 AM

It's very hard with a standard..lol

Nookster 09-09-2006 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Warden

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pussyluver 09-09-2006 11:59 AM

Poll was inspired by this thread: fucking-around-and-business-discussion/653754-rescuers-driver-unconscious-pump-attached-penis.html Give credit where it is due.....

polish_aristocrat 09-09-2006 11:59 AM

I voted...

pussyluver 09-09-2006 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
Poll was inspired by this thread: fucking-around-and-business-discussion/653754-rescuers-driver-unconscious-pump-attached-penis.html Give credit where it is due.....

Thanks directfiesta!

madawgz 09-09-2006 12:20 PM

no, that would be really dangerous :1orglaugh

nba4life2k 09-09-2006 12:22 PM

try driving stick and jacking it.....good luck

Manowar 09-09-2006 12:50 PM

hahaha good idea

RayBonga 09-09-2006 12:55 PM

No, but I once got a blowjob while driving (I really did).

woj 09-09-2006 01:03 PM

nah, why would I do that?

pussyluver 09-09-2006 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga
No, but I once got a blowjob while driving (I really did).


Usually park for that. Trying to remember if I have completed while driving. You know I'm getting up there in years.... Been there done that - forgot about it.

GrouchyAdmin 09-09-2006 01:05 PM

Screw that. Try pissing out the door while you're driving. Now that takes talent in wrecklessness.

martinsc 09-09-2006 01:14 PM

i got a bj once while driving... damn, that's dangerous....

pussyluver 09-09-2006 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toonpornblog
Screw that. Try pissing out the door while you're driving. Now that takes talent in wrecklessness.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

How did you avoid pissing all over yourself? I know piss down wind.

minusonebit 09-09-2006 02:00 PM

Sure, who the fuck hasnt. I did it while going down the interstate once... apparently I was speeding because I had to hurry up and put it away when the cop pulled me over... he wanted to know why I was moving all over after I stopped... told him I was looking for my registration. LOL

MaDalton 09-09-2006 02:03 PM

i forbid my ex-gf to do that in the city cause truck drivers were looking in my car when i had to stop at traffic lights

Antonio 09-09-2006 02:06 PM

hay be .

AtlantisCash 09-09-2006 02:08 PM

try to do that at my country if you wana beaten by some real men.

come on, it's a crack fuck, you can live this life as a human.

Jarmusch 09-09-2006 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit
Sure, who the fuck hasnt. I did it while going down the interstate once... apparently I was speeding because I had to hurry up and put it away when the cop pulled me over... he wanted to know why I was moving all over after I stopped... told him I was looking for my registration. LOL

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 09-10-2006 02:35 AM

No - not a safe practice at all.

Plus I don't want to be in the news ;)

LiveDose 09-10-2006 02:44 AM

No, highway head yes. Anyone that needs to masturbate while driving needs their head examined. That is the time to be scoping out hot chicks and listening to music or getting phone calls done.

en21 09-10-2006 04:50 AM

when I was young... I had lots of BJ in my car by my ex... cause it's probably the safe place to do it at that time :-)

Sammy4u 09-10-2006 04:59 AM

Sure does make a long drive go by faster. ;)

monimichaels 09-10-2006 02:02 PM

i play with myself in the car more than anywhere else! i keep my vabrator in the center console!

Thomas1007 09-10-2006 02:05 PM

nope, it causes blindness. :error :helpme :1orglaugh

notabook 09-10-2006 02:07 PM

I'd fucking wreck whatever I was driving, I'm not very coordinated as it is. So not no, but fuck no lol.

Michaelious 09-10-2006 02:13 PM

Would be a bit dangerous!


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