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RayVega · 09-04-2006, 09:25 PM

How's the rest of the poem go? i've been racking my brain, what's the real ending[s]?

sickkittens · 09-04-2006, 09:26 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_o...from_Nantucket

2HousePlague · 09-04-2006, 09:28 PM

Nan was a bitch --

2hp

Spunky · 09-04-2006, 09:29 PM

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, While wiping his chin,
If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it.

Holly · 09-04-2006, 09:31 PM

This is how I always heard it:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin, wiping cum off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!

RayVega · 09-04-2006, 09:49 PM

There's gotte be more than that out there...lol, let's get creative:

Adult Warden · 09-04-2006, 09:54 PM

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who took a pig in a thicket to fuck it
The pig said you Queer
Get away from my rear
Come around to the front and I'll suck it

RayVega · 09-04-2006, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Warden

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who took a pig in a thicket to fuck it
The pig said you Queer
Get away from my rear
Come around to the front and I'll suck it

ah hahaha...that's what I'm talkin about.

Madame0120 · 09-05-2006, 06:22 AM

My FAVORITE

There once was a young man named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in a cave.

She smelled quite a bit,
and was missing one tit.

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CDSmith · 09-05-2006, 07:06 AM

There once was a man from Kent
who had a dick so long that it bent
He put it in double
to avoid any trouble
but instead of cumming
he went.

cellmoresmut · 09-05-2006, 08:35 AM

Oh Balls said the Queen,
if I had two, then I'd be King
The king laughed not because he wanted too
but because he had two

DaddyHalbucks · 09-05-2006, 09:11 AM

Alot of T-shirts with the first line have been sold..

RayVega · 09-05-2006, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

There once was a man from Kent
who had a dick so long that it bent
He put it in double
to avoid any trouble
but instead of cumming
he went.

09-04-2006, 09:25 PM	#1
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09-04-2006, 09:31 PM	#5
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09-04-2006, 09:49 PM	#6
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09-04-2006, 09:54 PM	#7
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09-05-2006, 09:11 AM	#12
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