There was an old man from nantucket...
 

How's the rest of the poem go? i've been racking my brain, what's the real ending[s]?

Nan was a bitch -- :1orglaugh

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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, While wiping his chin,
If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it.

This is how I always heard it:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin, wiping cum off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!

There's gotte be more than that out there...lol, let's get creative:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who took a pig in a thicket to fuck it
The pig said you Queer
Get away from my rear
Come around to the front and I'll suck it

ah hahaha...that's what I'm talkin about.

My FAVORITE

There once was a young man named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in a cave.

She smelled quite a bit,
and was missing one tit.

But think of the money he saved!

:1orglaugh

There once was a man from Kent
who had a dick so long that it bent
He put it in double
to avoid any trouble
but instead of cumming
he went.

Oh Balls said the Queen,
if I had two, then I'd be King
The king laughed not because he wanted too
but because he had two

Alot of T-shirts with the first line have been sold..

:1orglaugh