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  • RayVega
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 4212

    #1

    There was an old man from nantucket...

    How's the rest of the poem go? i've been racking my brain, what's the real ending[s]?
    Ray "The Don" Vega

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  • sickkittens
    I am a meat popsicle.
    • Jul 2002
    • 25100

    #2
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_o...from_Nantucket

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    • 2HousePlague
      CURATOR
      • Jul 2004
      • 14572

      #3
      Nan was a bitch --




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      tada!

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        There once was a man from Nantucket
        Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
        He said with a grin, While wiping his chin,
        If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it.

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        • Holly
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jun 2003
          • 10017

          #5
          This is how I always heard it:

          There once was a man from Nantucket,
          Whose dick was so long he could suck it,
          He said with a grin, wiping cum off his chin
          If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!
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          • RayVega
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 4212

            #6
            There's gotte be more than that out there...lol, let's get creative:
            Ray "The Don" Vega

            Managing Director
            Private Equity Fund

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            • Adult Warden
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jul 2006
              • 1822

              #7
              There once was a man from Nantucket
              Who took a pig in a thicket to fuck it
              The pig said you Queer
              Get away from my rear
              Come around to the front and I'll suck it

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              • RayVega
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 4212

                #8
                Originally posted by Adult Warden
                There once was a man from Nantucket
                Who took a pig in a thicket to fuck it
                The pig said you Queer
                Get away from my rear
                Come around to the front and I'll suck it
                ah hahaha...that's what I'm talkin about.
                Ray "The Don" Vega

                Managing Director
                Private Equity Fund

                [email protected]

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                • Madame0120
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 1227

                  #9
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                  • CDSmith
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • May 2001
                    • 51460

                    #10
                    There once was a man from Kent
                    who had a dick so long that it bent
                    He put it in double
                    to avoid any trouble
                    but instead of cumming
                    he went.
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                    • cellmoresmut
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 149

                      #11
                      Oh Balls said the Queen,
                      if I had two, then I'd be King
                      The king laughed not because he wanted too
                      but because he had two
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                      • DaddyHalbucks
                        A freakin' legend!
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 18975

                        #12
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                        • RayVega
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 4212

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                          There once was a man from Kent
                          who had a dick so long that it bent
                          He put it in double
                          to avoid any trouble
                          but instead of cumming
                          he went.
                          Ray "The Don" Vega

                          Managing Director
                          Private Equity Fund

                          [email protected]

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