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elron · 09-06-2006, 12:50 AM

This aint a joke , just read the concept and see for yourself

This will only work on a roulette , and if you come with large ammount of cash from the first place .
Your goal in to win $10 each time , and this is how you're going to do this :

you bet $10 on any 50% spot : red/black , odd/even/ 18/36 . And yeah i know there are some 00 and 000 so the chance is less than 50% but that's insignificant .

If you won , round is over and you start over again with betting $10 .
If you lost , you put double next bet - $20 . if this time you won - the totall ballace of the two bets will be again - $10 proft .
If you lost again , you double the bet again to 40$ , and so on . At the end it is enough to win 1 time from the chain of bets to close the round with $10 profit .

The concept is based on the clue that it is unlikely that you will lose 100 bets in a raw when the chance is ~50% per bet , and as long as you come with enough money to double the next chain bet , you will always win the round with $10 profit .

this will work in theory , but the problem with gamblers is that they get greedy and after they won 30,000$ in the whatever chain bet they will never go back to bet on $10 , they will put the whole $30,000 sum and lose their asses like they always do .

pocketkangaroo · 09-06-2006, 12:52 AM

Tables have max bets so your plan doesn't work.

elron · 09-06-2006, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Tables have max bets so your plan doesn't work.

you can always find the table that will allow to bet more , usually it's upstairs .

martinsc · 09-06-2006, 12:57 AM

very old trick...
most casinos won't allow that anymore...

elron · 09-06-2006, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc

very old trick...
most casinos won't allow that anymore...

how can they prevent from you to keep betting with double sum ? you dont break any rules by that .

L-Pink · 09-06-2006, 01:03 AM

Steve Wynn is trembling in his Italian loafers .......

BusterBunny · 09-06-2006, 01:05 AM

how to beat any casino........

stay home....

LiveDose · 09-06-2006, 01:05 AM

Best bet to 'beat' the casino is to play black jack.

GrouchyAdmin · 09-06-2006, 01:08 AM

go straight to the whorehouse and play cards when you get back home

HomeFry · 09-06-2006, 01:09 AM

If you bet $10,000.00 on RED and $10,000.00 on BLACK at the same time, every time. Eventually you will lose.

sonofsam · 09-06-2006, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by HomeFry

If you bet $10,000.00 on RED and $10,000.00 on BLACK at the same time, every time. Eventually you will lose.

thanks captain obvious

kaktuz · 09-06-2006, 01:14 AM

i never actually tried it but ofcourse i heared bout that theory 100 times.
but again its 2 much theory. theoreticly you CAN loose 100 times in a raw , there are tons of UNlucky people ;)

jasonir · 09-06-2006, 01:14 AM

Martingale system doesn't work. I've run computer simulations and the player always loses eventually.

elron · 09-06-2006, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by jasonir

Martingale system doesn't work. I've run computer simulations and the player always loses eventually.

well if many casinos wont allow you to do that as martinsc said , it means it does work .

cheekycherry · 09-06-2006, 01:22 AM

I ain't done the math but just like when my mate at the pub told me this genius "system" it still sounds like shit.

elron · 09-06-2006, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by kaktuz

i never actually tried it but ofcourse i heared bout that theory 100 times.
but again its 2 much theory. theoreticly you CAN loose 100 times in a raw , there are tons of UNlucky people ;)

the exact chance of losing 100 times in a raw is 1/2^100 . this chance is even smaller than your chance to win the million $$ jackpot .

Hooligan · 09-06-2006, 01:40 AM

tipical jew

always trying to scam someone

bobby666 · 09-06-2006, 01:48 AM

and what happens when zero comes?

BaldBastard · 09-06-2006, 01:53 AM

" and what happens when zero comes? "

Exactly , Its not a 50/50 bet, when people win at the casino its not a payout either, its a short term loan. Think about it.

mrthumbs · 09-06-2006, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

" and what happens when zero comes? "

Exactly , Its not a 50/50 bet, when people win at the casino its not a payout either, its a short term loan. Think about it.

he said that was insignificant!!

mrthumbs · 09-06-2006, 01:58 AM

the other issue you have with this is that it takes forever.. 1 spin ever 2 minutes average leaves you for hours on the table

Skunkie · 09-06-2006, 02:07 AM

So losing the first ten bets I have to put $5120 down, losing the first fiifteen and I'm up to placing a $327680 bet , I'd hate to think what I would have to put on the table if I lose the first 50 bets in a row (around $5629499534213120 it seems)

or have I got the wrong end of the stick here?

Bozena X · 09-06-2006, 02:20 AM

lol, I came up with that on my own a couple years ago, did it on my hoyle casino game on the computer, and it worked for a little while... UNTIL i got fucked on the max bet.. The way I figure is this, if you play on a table with the minimum bet of 1$ and the max bet of 1,000,000$, then you might be able to make like 30 dollars an hour and you could make money since it is not likely that you would lose a hand 19 times in a row. But since a table like that doesnt exist, and it is entirely possible that you may have a bad streak like that, it makes you think if it was worth 30 bucks an hour at best while risking 1,000,000 the whole time. So in the end, it makes for a good conversation, but is really not plausable

Ecchi22 · 09-06-2006, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Bozena X

lol, I came up with that on my own a couple years ago, did it on my hoyle casino game on the computer, and it worked for a little while... UNTIL i got fucked on the max bet.. The way I figure is this, if you play on a table with the minimum bet of 1$ and the max bet of 1,000,000$, then you might be able to make like 30 dollars an hour and you could make money since it is not likely that you would lose a hand 19 times in a row. But since a table like that doesnt exist, and it is entirely possible that you may have a bad streak like that, it makes you think if it was worth 30 bucks an hour at best while risking 1,000,000 the whole time. So in the end, it makes for a good conversation, but is really not plausable

Jensen · 09-06-2006, 02:28 AM

good luck beating the streaks.. black jack is your only real chance unless you head over to the sportsbook sections...

elron · 09-06-2006, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

the other issue you have with this is that it takes forever.. 1 spin ever 2 minutes average leaves you for hours on the table

the thread title wasn't 'how to make a full time job by sitting in casino ' .

elron · 09-06-2006, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Skunkie

So losing the first ten bets I have to put $5120 down, losing the first fiifteen and I'm up to placing a $327680 bet , I'd hate to think what I would have to put on the table if I lose the first 50 bets in a row (around $5629499534213120 it seems)

or have I got the wrong end of the stick here?

but you wont lose 50 bets in a row , you know that .

GeorgeM · 09-06-2006, 02:35 AM

thx for the tip

High Plains Drifter · 09-06-2006, 02:46 AM

Quit talking about it on the internet... take it to Vegas and beat the casinos!

Skunkie · 09-06-2006, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by elron

but you wont lose 50 bets in a row , you know that .

Ahh but there's always the chance, around 50/50

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by elron

but you wont lose 50 bets in a row , you know that .

I've seen the 25-spin history lines (the screens that show the last X amount of spins) be all red or all black .....

The wheel has no "memory" -- it can come up red (or 0, or 00) 1,000,000 times in a row, and the odds of it coming up any color on the next spin are EXACTLY THE SAME.

This is very basic math .....

gangbangjoe · 09-06-2006, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

how to beat any casino........

stay home....

what he said

prus · 09-06-2006, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I've seen the 25-spin history lines (the screens that show the last X amount of spins) be all red or all black .....

The wheel has no "memory" -- it can come up red (or 0, or 00) 1,000,000 times in a row, and the odds of it coming up any color on the next spin are EXACTLY THE SAME.

This is very basic math .....

Well, for sure this is basic math... the odds are always the same, BUT people here talk about statistics.... and it is statistically unsual that you will get a result with let's say 20 times red... it can for sure happen.. but it is statistically unlikely!

gangbangjoe · 09-06-2006, 03:54 AM

http://www.okthen.com/martingale/

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by prus

Well, for sure this is basic math... the odds are always the same, BUT people here talk about statistics.... and it is statistically unsual that you will get a result with let's say 20 times red... it can for sure happen.. but it is statistically unlikely!

No, it isn't statistically unusually. A sampling of 20 with 50/50 odds is called "statistically irrelevant." The sample size is simply not large enough. You can have widely varying results within a sample that small.

Extrapolate it to 1,000,000 spins of the wheel, and now you're talking statistically unlikely that you will get a large variance.

However, do you want to double your bet 1,000,000 times? I don't.

It wouldn't be unlikely, or even UNUSUAL, to get a run of 50 "bad" flips of a coin (one way or another), from a statistical perspective.

It *can* happen, and it *does* happen all the time in casinos. This is what streaks ARE.

You WILL lose with this method. It may work a few times, or it may put you into bankruptcy the VERY FIRST TIME you use it.

thricer · 09-06-2006, 04:12 AM

The theory sux, the people who are sharing this kinds of theories probably lost some big money in casinos

uno · 09-06-2006, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

Best bet to 'beat' the casino is to play black jack.

I'm up $140 so far in Atlantis on BJ!

Klen · 09-06-2006, 04:20 AM

Best way is to play blackjack-you cant lose with it

Taass · 09-06-2006, 04:31 AM

A few years back this system was very popular among Danish people to use in online casinos and a lot of people where making very easy money on it, my self included as i made about 30k on it back in 2001..
What happened then was that most online gambling places started not allowing Danish players and that kind of killed it.. allways wondered why it where only danes doing this though :o)

Lykos · 09-06-2006, 04:50 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Most stupid plan,sorry...
i have been playing rulete very long and it doesnt work,couse u have maximum bet wich is usually either $200 or $500
...
Casino never lose

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Lykos

couse u have maximum bet wich is usually either $200 or $500

lol, even though I agree with you in SUBSTANCE (and also think this is a stupid plan), you thinking that the maximum bets are univerally $200 or $500 is laughable.

Get a serious bank roll, and play at a real table.

GrStallion · 09-06-2006, 05:33 AM

www.onlineblackjackguide.com

madawgz · 09-06-2006, 05:34 AM

that doesnt fucking work, ESPECIALLY ONLINE!

its all fucking rigged

ajrocks · 09-06-2006, 06:02 AM

take it from an idiot that has played losing progression (and thats what this is) on a blackjack table. You can lose more times in a row then you think is possible. I lost 13 hands in a row once and doubled my bet everytime. Got up to 2400 a hand. If I had missed again I would have hit the table limit and been screwed. It does not work! Don't try it. Not to mention the stress for just a few bucks.

Lykos · 09-06-2006, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

lol, even though I agree with you in SUBSTANCE (and also think this is a stupid plan), you thinking that the maximum bets are univerally $200 or $500 is laughable.

Get a serious bank roll, and play at a real table.

WOW
And you are the one who plays it on "real table"???
STFU!
Most of s her eplays on normal tables where maximum is anywhere from 200-1000,and plan sux,i lost before few nights 7 times in a row... and maximum was $1000,i plaid on colour,plaid on black and it was red 7 times in a row,lol

edgeprod · 09-06-2006, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Lykos

WOW
And you are the one who plays it on "real table"???
STFU!
Most of s her eplays on normal tables where maximum is anywhere from 200-1000,and plan sux,i lost before few nights 7 times in a row... and maximum was $1000,i plaid on colour,plaid on black and it was red 7 times in a row,lol

I think the point -- (and I'll mention that if Germany used the code you just posted in during WWII, the Allies NEVER would have cracked it) -- is that if you're going to use a stupid strategy, at least use it at a real table when you aren't hamstrung by ridiculous minimums.

If you bothered to read, you'd have seen that I agreed with you. Glad to see you lost money, though -- I think anyone who thought this was "sound logic" should learn the lesson the hard way. Especially with your attitude of spitting on the people who are SUPPORTING what you say.

How much is "all" of the content on your site, by the way? Do you have a package like that?

polle54 · 09-06-2006, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by elron

well if many casinos wont allow you to do that as martinsc said , it means it does work .

You fucking idiot, if it really worked don't you think half the online casinos would be broke by now

I really mean this

Try it out over 50k hands and look at the astondinshin result of you losing way much more that you could ever imagine.

elron · 09-06-2006, 07:28 AM

my plan is not including online casino , i thought it was obvious . the online casinos are powered by programs which can be turned to artificially incease/recude chances according to the owner's wish .

elron · 09-06-2006, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by polle54

You fucking idiot, if it really worked don't you think half the online casinos would be broke by now

I really mean this

Try it out over 50k hands and look at the astondinshin result of you losing way much more that you could ever imagine.

before you call someone idiot change your sig to something that will make you look less ridiculous . How can skimmed tgp traffic be possibly quality traffic ?

Loadie · 09-06-2006, 07:32 AM

It's all about Texas Hold'Em baby, its just a hobby of mine and pays my rent.

09-06-2006, 12:50 AM	#1
elron Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,553	How to beat any casino - it works ! This aint a joke , just read the concept and see for yourself This will only work on a roulette , and if you come with large ammount of cash from the first place . Your goal in to win $10 each time , and this is how you're going to do this : you bet $10 on any 50% spot : red/black , odd/even/ 18/36 . And yeah i know there are some 00 and 000 so the chance is less than 50% but that's insignificant . If you won , round is over and you start over again with betting $10 . If you lost , you put double next bet - $20 . if this time you won - the totall ballace of the two bets will be again - $10 proft . If you lost again , you double the bet again to 40$ , and so on . At the end it is enough to win 1 time from the chain of bets to close the round with $10 profit . The concept is based on the clue that it is unlikely that you will lose 100 bets in a raw when the chance is ~50% per bet , and as long as you come with enough money to double the next chain bet , you will always win the round with $10 profit . this will work in theory , but the problem with gamblers is that they get greedy and after they won 30,000$ in the whatever chain bet they will never go back to bet on $10 , they will put the whole $30,000 sum and lose their asses like they always do . Last edited by elron; 09-06-2006 at 12:52 AM..

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cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	I ain't done the math but just like when my mate at the pub told me this genius "system" it still sounds like shit.

09-06-2006, 01:40 AM	#17
Hooligan So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 1,472	tipical jew always trying to scam someone

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BaldBastard Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Sydney Posts: 16,074	" and what happens when zero comes? " Exactly , Its not a 50/50 bet, when people win at the casino its not a payout either, its a short term loan. Think about it.

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mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	the other issue you have with this is that it takes forever.. 1 spin ever 2 minutes average leaves you for hours on the table

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Skunkie Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: SW UK Posts: 142	So losing the first ten bets I have to put $5120 down, losing the first fiifteen and I'm up to placing a $327680 bet , I'd hate to think what I would have to put on the table if I lose the first 50 bets in a row (around $5629499534213120 it seems) or have I got the wrong end of the stick here? __________________

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Bozena X Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: West Cost Posts: 1,139	lol, I came up with that on my own a couple years ago, did it on my hoyle casino game on the computer, and it worked for a little while... UNTIL i got fucked on the max bet.. The way I figure is this, if you play on a table with the minimum bet of 1$ and the max bet of 1,000,000$, then you might be able to make like 30 dollars an hour and you could make money since it is not likely that you would lose a hand 19 times in a row. But since a table like that doesnt exist, and it is entirely possible that you may have a bad streak like that, it makes you think if it was worth 30 bucks an hour at best while risking 1,000,000 the whole time. So in the end, it makes for a good conversation, but is really not plausable

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Jensen Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Norway Posts: 3,790	good luck beating the streaks.. black jack is your only real chance unless you head over to the sportsbook sections...

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GeorgeM Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 4,969	thx for the tip

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Taass Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 697	A few years back this system was very popular among Danish people to use in online casinos and a lot of people where making very easy money on it, my self included as i made about 30k on it back in 2001.. What happened then was that most online gambling places started not allowing Danish players and that kind of killed it.. allways wondered why it where only danes doing this though :o) __________________ Reward Them - Top Converting CCbill Affiliate Program !

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Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,027	HAHAHAHAHAHA Most stupid plan,sorry... i have been playing rulete very long and it doesnt work,couse u have maximum bet wich is usually either $200 or $500 ... Casino never lose __________________

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ajrocks Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: On Uranus Posts: 4,526	take it from an idiot that has played losing progression (and thats what this is) on a blackjack table. You can lose more times in a row then you think is possible. I lost 13 hands in a row once and doubled my bet everytime. Got up to 2400 a hand. If I had missed again I would have hit the table limit and been screwed. It does not work! Don't try it. Not to mention the stress for just a few bucks. __________________ SEO Strategy - Digital Strategy - Cannabis Lead Generation Skype aj.durden1

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elron Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,553	my plan is not including online casino , i thought it was obvious . the online casinos are powered by programs which can be turned to artificially incease/recude chances according to the owner's wish .

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