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elron 09-06-2006 12:50 AM

How to beat any casino - it works !
 
This aint a joke , just read the concept and see for yourself

This will only work on a roulette , and if you come with large ammount of cash from the first place .
Your goal in to win $10 each time , and this is how you're going to do this :

you bet $10 on any 50% spot : red/black , odd/even/ 18/36 . And yeah i know there are some 00 and 000 so the chance is less than 50% but that's insignificant .

If you won , round is over and you start over again with betting $10 .
If you lost , you put double next bet - $20 . if this time you won - the totall ballace of the two bets will be again - $10 proft .
If you lost again , you double the bet again to 40$ , and so on . At the end it is enough to win 1 time from the chain of bets to close the round with $10 profit .

The concept is based on the clue that it is unlikely that you will lose 100 bets in a raw when the chance is ~50% per bet , and as long as you come with enough money to double the next chain bet , you will always win the round with $10 profit .

this will work in theory , but the problem with gamblers is that they get greedy and after they won 30,000$ in the whatever chain bet they will never go back to bet on $10 , they will put the whole $30,000 sum and lose their asses like they always do .

pocketkangaroo 09-06-2006 12:52 AM

Tables have max bets so your plan doesn't work.

elron 09-06-2006 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
Tables have max bets so your plan doesn't work.

you can always find the table that will allow to bet more , usually it's upstairs .

martinsc 09-06-2006 12:57 AM

very old trick...
most casinos won't allow that anymore...

elron 09-06-2006 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc
very old trick...
most casinos won't allow that anymore...

how can they prevent from you to keep betting with double sum ? you dont break any rules by that .

L-Pink 09-06-2006 01:03 AM

Steve Wynn is trembling in his Italian loafers .......

BusterBunny 09-06-2006 01:05 AM

how to beat any casino........
















































































stay home....

LiveDose 09-06-2006 01:05 AM

Best bet to 'beat' the casino is to play black jack.

GrouchyAdmin 09-06-2006 01:08 AM

go straight to the whorehouse and play cards when you get back home

HomeFry 09-06-2006 01:09 AM

If you bet $10,000.00 on RED and $10,000.00 on BLACK at the same time, every time. Eventually you will lose.

sonofsam 09-06-2006 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by HomeFry
If you bet $10,000.00 on RED and $10,000.00 on BLACK at the same time, every time. Eventually you will lose.

thanks captain obvious

kaktuz 09-06-2006 01:14 AM

i never actually tried it but ofcourse i heared bout that theory 100 times.
but again its 2 much theory. theoreticly you CAN loose 100 times in a raw , there are tons of UNlucky people ;)

jasonir 09-06-2006 01:14 AM

Martingale system doesn't work. I've run computer simulations and the player always loses eventually.

elron 09-06-2006 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by jasonir
Martingale system doesn't work. I've run computer simulations and the player always loses eventually.

well if many casinos wont allow you to do that as martinsc said , it means it does work .

cheekycherry 09-06-2006 01:22 AM

I ain't done the math but just like when my mate at the pub told me this genius "system" it still sounds like shit.

elron 09-06-2006 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by kaktuz
i never actually tried it but ofcourse i heared bout that theory 100 times.
but again its 2 much theory. theoreticly you CAN loose 100 times in a raw , there are tons of UNlucky people ;)

the exact chance of losing 100 times in a raw is 1/2^100 . this chance is even smaller than your chance to win the million $$ jackpot .

Hooligan 09-06-2006 01:40 AM

tipical jew

always trying to scam someone

bobby666 09-06-2006 01:48 AM

and what happens when zero comes?

BaldBastard 09-06-2006 01:53 AM

" and what happens when zero comes? "

Exactly , Its not a 50/50 bet, when people win at the casino its not a payout either, its a short term loan. Think about it.

mrthumbs 09-06-2006 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard
" and what happens when zero comes? "

Exactly , Its not a 50/50 bet, when people win at the casino its not a payout either, its a short term loan. Think about it.

he said that was insignificant!!

mrthumbs 09-06-2006 01:58 AM

the other issue you have with this is that it takes forever.. 1 spin ever 2 minutes average leaves you for hours on the table

Skunkie 09-06-2006 02:07 AM

So losing the first ten bets I have to put $5120 down, losing the first fiifteen and I'm up to placing a $327680 bet , I'd hate to think what I would have to put on the table if I lose the first 50 bets in a row (around $5629499534213120 it seems)

or have I got the wrong end of the stick here?

Bozena X 09-06-2006 02:20 AM

lol, I came up with that on my own a couple years ago, did it on my hoyle casino game on the computer, and it worked for a little while... UNTIL i got fucked on the max bet.. The way I figure is this, if you play on a table with the minimum bet of 1$ and the max bet of 1,000,000$, then you might be able to make like 30 dollars an hour and you could make money since it is not likely that you would lose a hand 19 times in a row. But since a table like that doesnt exist, and it is entirely possible that you may have a bad streak like that, it makes you think if it was worth 30 bucks an hour at best while risking 1,000,000 the whole time. So in the end, it makes for a good conversation, but is really not plausable :)

Ecchi22 09-06-2006 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Bozena X
lol, I came up with that on my own a couple years ago, did it on my hoyle casino game on the computer, and it worked for a little while... UNTIL i got fucked on the max bet.. The way I figure is this, if you play on a table with the minimum bet of 1$ and the max bet of 1,000,000$, then you might be able to make like 30 dollars an hour and you could make money since it is not likely that you would lose a hand 19 times in a row. But since a table like that doesnt exist, and it is entirely possible that you may have a bad streak like that, it makes you think if it was worth 30 bucks an hour at best while risking 1,000,000 the whole time. So in the end, it makes for a good conversation, but is really not plausable :)

:thumbsup

Jensen 09-06-2006 02:28 AM

good luck beating the streaks.. black jack is your only real chance unless you head over to the sportsbook sections...

elron 09-06-2006 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs
the other issue you have with this is that it takes forever.. 1 spin ever 2 minutes average leaves you for hours on the table

the thread title wasn't 'how to make a full time job by sitting in casino ' .

elron 09-06-2006 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skunkie
So losing the first ten bets I have to put $5120 down, losing the first fiifteen and I'm up to placing a $327680 bet , I'd hate to think what I would have to put on the table if I lose the first 50 bets in a row (around $5629499534213120 it seems)

or have I got the wrong end of the stick here?

but you wont lose 50 bets in a row , you know that .

GeorgeM 09-06-2006 02:35 AM

thx for the tip :)

High Plains Drifter 09-06-2006 02:46 AM

Quit talking about it on the internet... take it to Vegas and beat the casinos! :thumbsup

Skunkie 09-06-2006 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elron
but you wont lose 50 bets in a row , you know that .

Ahh but there's always the chance, around 50/50

edgeprod 09-06-2006 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by elron
but you wont lose 50 bets in a row , you know that .

I've seen the 25-spin history lines (the screens that show the last X amount of spins) be all red or all black .....

The wheel has no "memory" -- it can come up red (or 0, or 00) 1,000,000 times in a row, and the odds of it coming up any color on the next spin are EXACTLY THE SAME.

This is very basic math .....

gangbangjoe 09-06-2006 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny
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stay home....

what he said

prus 09-06-2006 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod
I've seen the 25-spin history lines (the screens that show the last X amount of spins) be all red or all black .....

The wheel has no "memory" -- it can come up red (or 0, or 00) 1,000,000 times in a row, and the odds of it coming up any color on the next spin are EXACTLY THE SAME.

This is very basic math .....

Well, for sure this is basic math... the odds are always the same, BUT people here talk about statistics.... and it is statistically unsual that you will get a result with let's say 20 times red... it can for sure happen.. but it is statistically unlikely! :pimp

gangbangjoe 09-06-2006 03:54 AM

http://www.okthen.com/martingale/

edgeprod 09-06-2006 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prus
Well, for sure this is basic math... the odds are always the same, BUT people here talk about statistics.... and it is statistically unsual that you will get a result with let's say 20 times red... it can for sure happen.. but it is statistically unlikely! :pimp

No, it isn't statistically unusually. A sampling of 20 with 50/50 odds is called "statistically irrelevant." The sample size is simply not large enough. You can have widely varying results within a sample that small.

Extrapolate it to 1,000,000 spins of the wheel, and now you're talking statistically unlikely that you will get a large variance.

However, do you want to double your bet 1,000,000 times? I don't.

It wouldn't be unlikely, or even UNUSUAL, to get a run of 50 "bad" flips of a coin (one way or another), from a statistical perspective.

It *can* happen, and it *does* happen all the time in casinos. This is what streaks ARE.

You WILL lose with this method. It may work a few times, or it may put you into bankruptcy the VERY FIRST TIME you use it.

:winkwink:

thricer 09-06-2006 04:12 AM

The theory sux, the people who are sharing this kinds of theories probably lost some big money in casinos

uno 09-06-2006 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose
Best bet to 'beat' the casino is to play black jack.

I'm up $140 so far in Atlantis on BJ!

Klen 09-06-2006 04:20 AM

Best way is to play blackjack-you cant lose with it

Taass 09-06-2006 04:31 AM

A few years back this system was very popular among Danish people to use in online casinos and a lot of people where making very easy money on it, my self included as i made about 30k on it back in 2001..
What happened then was that most online gambling places started not allowing Danish players and that kind of killed it.. allways wondered why it where only danes doing this though :o)

Lykos 09-06-2006 04:50 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Most stupid plan,sorry...
i have been playing rulete very long and it doesnt work,couse u have maximum bet wich is usually either $200 or $500
...
Casino never lose :)

edgeprod 09-06-2006 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lykos
couse u have maximum bet wich is usually either $200 or $500

lol, even though I agree with you in SUBSTANCE (and also think this is a stupid plan), you thinking that the maximum bets are univerally $200 or $500 is laughable.

Get a serious bank roll, and play at a real table.

GrStallion 09-06-2006 05:33 AM

www.onlineblackjackguide.com

madawgz 09-06-2006 05:34 AM

that doesnt fucking work, ESPECIALLY ONLINE!

its all fucking rigged :(

ajrocks 09-06-2006 06:02 AM

take it from an idiot that has played losing progression (and thats what this is) on a blackjack table. You can lose more times in a row then you think is possible. I lost 13 hands in a row once and doubled my bet everytime. Got up to 2400 a hand. If I had missed again I would have hit the table limit and been screwed. It does not work! Don't try it. Not to mention the stress for just a few bucks.

Lykos 09-06-2006 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod
lol, even though I agree with you in SUBSTANCE (and also think this is a stupid plan), you thinking that the maximum bets are univerally $200 or $500 is laughable.

Get a serious bank roll, and play at a real table.

WOW
And you are the one who plays it on "real table"???
STFU!
Most of s her eplays on normal tables where maximum is anywhere from 200-1000,and plan sux,i lost before few nights 7 times in a row... and maximum was $1000,i plaid on colour,plaid on black and it was red 7 times in a row,lol

edgeprod 09-06-2006 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lykos
WOW
And you are the one who plays it on "real table"???
STFU!
Most of s her eplays on normal tables where maximum is anywhere from 200-1000,and plan sux,i lost before few nights 7 times in a row... and maximum was $1000,i plaid on colour,plaid on black and it was red 7 times in a row,lol

I think the point -- (and I'll mention that if Germany used the code you just posted in during WWII, the Allies NEVER would have cracked it) -- is that if you're going to use a stupid strategy, at least use it at a real table when you aren't hamstrung by ridiculous minimums.

If you bothered to read, you'd have seen that I agreed with you. Glad to see you lost money, though -- I think anyone who thought this was "sound logic" should learn the lesson the hard way. Especially with your attitude of spitting on the people who are SUPPORTING what you say.

How much is "all" of the content on your site, by the way? Do you have a package like that?

polle54 09-06-2006 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elron
well if many casinos wont allow you to do that as martinsc said , it means it does work .


You fucking idiot, if it really worked don't you think half the online casinos would be broke by now

I really mean this

Try it out over 50k hands and look at the astondinshin result of you losing way much more that you could ever imagine.

elron 09-06-2006 07:28 AM

my plan is not including online casino , i thought it was obvious . the online casinos are powered by programs which can be turned to artificially incease/recude chances according to the owner's wish .

elron 09-06-2006 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polle54
You fucking idiot, if it really worked don't you think half the online casinos would be broke by now

I really mean this

Try it out over 50k hands and look at the astondinshin result of you losing way much more that you could ever imagine.

before you call someone idiot change your sig to something that will make you look less ridiculous . How can skimmed tgp traffic be possibly quality traffic ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Loadie 09-06-2006 07:32 AM

It's all about Texas Hold'Em baby, its just a hobby of mine and pays my rent.


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