A true story about a LADYBOY I worked with... - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 08-28-2006, 09:34 AM

"Lee" has already shot for me and will be in the the next Ladyboy DVD called Little Asian Transsexuals #6.

She was at my apartment today and saw Little Asian Transsexuals #4 sitting there and she started jumping up and down and the idea of being in a movie.

"Mr Dee, I want I want, please can you make me movie star?"

"Lee, you already make for me. Soon you can be movie star."

"I never do. Sure?"

"Yes Lee, do you want to see the photos?"

* Lee jumps with excitement *

"Yes, yes... I want see photo me!"

I showed her the photos, none of which she remembered anything about. I assured her that she would be a star within the next few months. She still did not remember making the movie and even though she saw the photos, insists she did not make a movie.

Out came the contract, copy of ID and a photo of her holding her ID and signing the contract. Didn't ring a bell.

I needed to know if she was joking or not so I called in reinforcements.

Within 20 minutes Kman was on the battle field and he throat gagged her until she admitted to remembering. (That's an old trick I picked up in Vietnam)

The process was brutal but it was successful.

The moral of this story is... mmmm... When having problems with Ladyboys, always know that Kman is just a call away and he swings a strong pimp hand. Er, cock.

BoyAlley · 08-28-2006, 09:36 AM

Uhm.......................

DWB · 08-28-2006, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Uhm.......................

What, no itchy elbow?

Reak AGV · 08-28-2006, 09:38 AM

She just want to gag his cock again

Pleasurepays · 08-28-2006, 09:38 AM

you guys are fucking degenerate idiots. even worse, you are fucking degenerates in a foreign country where you are a guest.

JD · 08-28-2006, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

you guys are fucking degenerate idiots. even worse, you are fucking degenerates in a foreign country where you are a guest.

forget your midol today?

Pleasurepays · 08-28-2006, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

forget your midol today?

just dont think its cool that some idiot is not only bragging about choking out someone thats obviously weaker and for apparently no reason (and is such a pussy he had to call someone else to do it)... but bragging about it in a public forum.

Phoenix · 08-28-2006, 09:47 AM

dude...she/he musta been wacked on something to not remember..lol

start filming them signing the release as well for more proof

BoyAlley · 08-28-2006, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

dude...she/he musta been wacked on something to not remember..lol

Ya think? Personally, we require our models to be of sound mind and not under the influence of anything, including alchohol, when they sign their model releases.

DWB · 08-28-2006, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

you guys are fucking degenerate idiots. even worse, you are fucking degenerates in a foreign country where you are a guest.

That was sweet. Thanks.

DWB · 08-28-2006, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

dude...she/he musta been wacked on something to not remember..lol

start filming them signing the release as well for more proof

No, no. Nothing like that.

She was playing shy so she could get some dick. Ladyboy games.

DWB · 08-28-2006, 09:58 AM

I guess I made a mistake thinking civilians would understand this story.

DWB · 08-28-2006, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

just dont think its cool that some idiot is not only bragging about choking out someone thats obviously weaker and for apparently no reason (and is such a pussy he had to call someone else to do it)... but bragging about it in a public forum.

Remind me to forcefully sodomize you at the next show if you can scrape up enough money to go.

Pleasurepays · 08-28-2006, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Remind me to forcefully sodomize you at the next show if you can scrape up enough money to go.

i dont see that happening. and if it did, it wouldn't be by two manic depressive, bi-polar, sadistic idiots who brag about dick sucking, ass fucking orgies and leave out the details of the following sleepless weeks of wondering whether or not you have AIDS or not.

i used to live in Bangkok by the way, on Sukhumvit. I have lived and traveled all over the world and i speak other languages. There is a reason the world cringes when they see Americans coming... its because of people like you that are just loud, rude, obnoxious, disrespectful idiots who can't seem to understand that you are a guest. if someone came to your small home town of UnkleDad, Kentucky and started acting like you are, you would be rallying the troops to kick their ass. but because you are basically a disturbed, unbalanced idiot, you dont understand that its not ok to act that way in someone elses house.

Pleasurepays · 08-28-2006, 10:26 AM

and i don't have any issues with anything you do behind closed doors... its your constant and proud disrespect of people that are kind enough to allow you as a guest in their country that is really fucked up.

bknoob · 08-28-2006, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

i dont see that happening. and if it did, it wouldn't be by two manic depressive, bi-polar, sadistic idiots who brag about dick sucking, ass fucking orgies and leave out the details of the following sleepless weeks of wondering whether or not you have AIDS or not.

i used to live in Bangkok by the way, on Sukhumvit. I have lived and traveled all over the world and i speak other languages. There is a reason the world cringes when they see Americans coming... its because of people like you that are just loud, rude, obnoxious, disrespectful idiots who can't seem to understand that you are a guest. if someone came to your small home town of UnkleDad, Kentucky and started acting like you are, you would be rallying the troops to kick their ass. but because you are basically a disturbed, unbalanced idiot, you dont understand that its not ok to act that way in someone elses house.

/agreed . You got a point there.

s9ann0 · 08-28-2006, 10:34 AM

you guys are going to hell so badly

GTS Mark · 08-28-2006, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

There is a reason the world cringes when they see Americans coming... its because of people like you that are just loud, rude, obnoxious, disrespectful idiots who can't seem to understand that you are a guest. if someone came to your small home town of UnkleDad, Kentucky and started acting like you are, you would be rallying the troops to kick their ass. but because you are basically a disturbed, unbalanced idiot, you dont understand that its not ok to act that way in someone elses house.

I have no problem with DWB and Kman (actually I love Kman LOL!). But I really think you nailed it on this comment...

So true.

DH

bknoob · 08-28-2006, 10:45 AM

oops I meant to quote the other post

DWB · 08-28-2006, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

i dont see that happening. and if it did, it wouldn't be by two manic depressive, bi-polar, sadistic idiots who brag about dick sucking, ass fucking orgies and leave out the details of the following sleepless weeks of wondering whether or not you have AIDS or not.

Sadistic yes. Manic depressive, bi-polar, sleepless and dick sucking... Ummm... No.

Have you lost sleep thinking you have AIDS? That's gotta suck. Wear rubbers.

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

i used to live in Bangkok by the way, on Sukhumvit. I have lived and traveled all over the world and i speak other languages.

An international man of mystery. Very sexy.

So you know how to call yourself a "dipshit" in several languages. Awesome!

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

There is a reason the world cringes when they see Americans coming... its because of people like you that are just loud, rude, obnoxious, disrespectful idiots who can't seem to understand that you are a guest.

Yup, that's me and everyone who knows me will agree. You so have me pegged, it's kind of scary.

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

if someone came to your small home town of UnkleDad, Kentucky and started acting like you are, you would be rallying the troops to kick their ass.

I'm pleased to know that you remember that I from Kentucky. I did not know you even existed until this thread.

Surfer or webmaster?

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

but because you are basically a disturbed, unbalanced idiot, you dont understand that its not ok to act that way in someone elses house.

Disturbed and unbalanced I am. You are making the hairs stand up on the back of my neck. Please tell me more.

I used to fuck bitches like you in prison so feel free to say this to my face when you see me. I will be looking forward to it. But as we all know, the internet is full of keyboard warriors so I can assure you with absolute certainty that you will never say anything to anyone's face. But you can continue to talk tough if it makes you feel better. Your words, opinion and existence mean nothing to me so knock yourself out.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go be a disrespectful idiot in public to keep good relations between the USA and the rest of the world.

Oh... I almost forgot. Check out Enema Paintings.com, you'll love it.

DWB · 08-28-2006, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

I have no problem with DWB and Kman (actually I love Kman LOL!). But I really think you nailed it on this comment...

So true.

DH

Uh-huh.

And you know Kman and I to be like this?

Sly · 08-28-2006, 11:09 AM

I don't see how anyone here could possibly know how DWB and K-Man act in "other countries" unless they were right there with them. All we see is pictures and descriptions of wild nights behind doors. I would guess the stories are hyped up and elaborated on for shock/entertainment value.

If they really ran around and acted like total twats, as mentioned in this thread, then sure it isn't a very respectful thing to do. But again, I have no idea how any of us would even know such information.

Pleasurepays · 08-28-2006, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I used to fuck bitches like you in prison so feel free to say this to my face when you see me. I will be looking forward to it. But as we all know, the internet is full of keyboard warriors so I can assure you with absolute certainty that you will never say anything to anyone's face.

hmmm... i was going to respond, but i think that once you are reduced to quoting cheap lines from B movies like Road House... you have pretty much owned yourself.

kmanrox · 08-28-2006, 11:33 AM

this thread is a trip.... what i do behind closed doors may be fucked up to some (mm, ok all), but i don't act like a jackass in public... minus 3 bar fights in Bangkok and 1 in Brazil...

Pleasurepays: go rape some trees and feed the children somewhere...

DWB · 08-28-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I don't see how anyone here could possibly know how DWB and K-Man act in "other countries" unless they were right there with them. All we see is pictures and descriptions of wild nights behind doors. I would guess the stories are hyped up and elaborated on for shock/entertainment value.

If they really ran around and acted like total twats, as mentioned in this thread, then sure it isn't a very respectful thing to do. But again, I have no idea how any of us would even know such information.

You hit the nail on the head.

I can count the GFYers that have met me on two hands, and I prefer to keep it that way.

If we were really twats running around, acting a fool and causing problems, do you really think either one of us would be working here? I've been working here, with a loyal Thai staff, for almost 5 years now.

When I work, it can get pretty hardcore but EVERY one of them know the deal walking in. They know when they come to shoot for me, they are going to be pushed to their limits, but this is all discussed up front. My staff fully discusses every aspect of my shoots with each model whether it be female, TS or gay. You will not find a single model in Thailand that would not work with me again.

But make no mistake... when it comes time to get our freak on in the privacy of wherever we are calling home for that evening, it's on like you can not imagine. People pissing in Kmans eyes and shit... real crazy stuff.

Usually nobody gets hurt but there is an occasional moment when someone has found or exceeded their limit. Pussies and assholes can only stretch so far ya know.

kmanrox · 08-28-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

i dont see that happening. and if it did, it wouldn't be by two manic depressive, bi-polar, sadistic idiots who brag about dick sucking, ass fucking orgies and leave out the details of the following sleepless weeks of wondering whether or not you have AIDS or not.

i used to live in Bangkok by the way, on Sukhumvit.

lol are you implying that we lose sleep over wondering if we caught something?

DWB · 08-28-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

this thread is a trip.... what i do behind closed doors may be fucked up to some (mm, ok all), but i don't act like a jackass in public... minus 3 bar fights in Bangkok and 1 in Brazil...

There was also that time in Siem Reap... that was WAY out of line, but you reeled it back in and saved us all from certain death.

Phoenix · 08-28-2006, 11:46 AM

hey i didnt mean to cause shit in here..lol
i thought it was just jokes

DWB · 08-28-2006, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

lol are you implying that we lose sleep over wondering if we caught something?

Can you believe he would have the audacity to make such a comment?

If I spent the weekend chasing whores with Kman and DIDN'T catch something... Then it was not a good weekend.

Phoenix · 08-28-2006, 11:48 AM

hey i didnt mean to cause shit in here..lol
i thought it was just jokes

DWB · 08-28-2006, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

i thought it was just jokes

It is. But some of ya'll like to take shit WAY to seriously.

dissipate · 08-28-2006, 11:51 AM

i was enjoying my sandwich until i read this post

mrkris · 08-28-2006, 12:01 PM

I wouldn't expect anything less from kman

kmanrox · 08-28-2006, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

i was enjoying my sandwich until i read this post

and reading the thread title didn't forewarn you enough?

mrkris · 08-28-2006, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

and reading the thread title didn't forewarn you enough?

pornpf69 · 08-28-2006, 12:59 PM

here goes a bump for this funny story...

DWB · 08-28-2006, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

hmmm... i was going to respond, but i think that once you are reduced to quoting cheap lines from B movies like Road House...

Yes, but that was in a movie. Mine was for real. Look it up and eat shit.

08-28-2006, 09:34 AM	#1
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	A true story about a LADYBOY I worked with... "Lee" has already shot for me and will be in the the next Ladyboy DVD called Little Asian Transsexuals #6. She was at my apartment today and saw Little Asian Transsexuals #4 sitting there and she started jumping up and down and the idea of being in a movie. "Mr Dee, I want I want, please can you make me movie star?" "Lee, you already make for me. Soon you can be movie star." "I never do. Sure?" "Yes Lee, do you want to see the photos?" * Lee jumps with excitement * "Yes, yes... I want see photo me!" I showed her the photos, none of which she remembered anything about. I assured her that she would be a star within the next few months. She still did not remember making the movie and even though she saw the photos, insists she did not make a movie. Out came the contract, copy of ID and a photo of her holding her ID and signing the contract. Didn't ring a bell. I needed to know if she was joking or not so I called in reinforcements. Within 20 minutes Kman was on the battle field and he throat gagged her until she admitted to remembering. (That's an old trick I picked up in Vietnam) The process was brutal but it was successful. The moral of this story is... mmmm... When having problems with Ladyboys, always know that Kman is just a call away and he swings a strong pimp hand. Er, cock.

08-28-2006, 09:47 AM	#8
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Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,329	I don't see how anyone here could possibly know how DWB and K-Man act in "other countries" unless they were right there with them. All we see is pictures and descriptions of wild nights behind doors. I would guess the stories are hyped up and elaborated on for shock/entertainment value. If they really ran around and acted like total twats, as mentioned in this thread, then sure it isn't a very respectful thing to do. But again, I have no idea how any of us would even know such information. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	you guys are fucking degenerate idiots. even worse, you are fucking degenerates in a foreign country where you are a guest.

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I guess I made a mistake thinking civilians would understand this story.

08-28-2006, 10:26 AM	#15
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	and i don't have any issues with anything you do behind closed doors... its your constant and proud disrespect of people that are kind enough to allow you as a guest in their country that is really fucked up.

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kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	this thread is a trip.... what i do behind closed doors may be fucked up to some (mm, ok all), but i don't act like a jackass in public... minus 3 bar fights in Bangkok and 1 in Brazil... Pleasurepays: go rape some trees and feed the children somewhere...

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