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Old 08-28-2006, 09:34 AM  
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A true story about a LADYBOY I worked with...

"Lee" has already shot for me and will be in the the next Ladyboy DVD called Little Asian Transsexuals #6.

She was at my apartment today and saw Little Asian Transsexuals #4 sitting there and she started jumping up and down and the idea of being in a movie.



"Mr Dee, I want I want, please can you make me movie star?"

"Lee, you already make for me. Soon you can be movie star."

"I never do. Sure?"

"Yes Lee, do you want to see the photos?"

* Lee jumps with excitement *

"Yes, yes... I want see photo me!"

I showed her the photos, none of which she remembered anything about. I assured her that she would be a star within the next few months. She still did not remember making the movie and even though she saw the photos, insists she did not make a movie.

Out came the contract, copy of ID and a photo of her holding her ID and signing the contract. Didn't ring a bell.

I needed to know if she was joking or not so I called in reinforcements.

Within 20 minutes Kman was on the battle field and he throat gagged her until she admitted to remembering. (That's an old trick I picked up in Vietnam)

The process was brutal but it was successful.




The moral of this story is... mmmm... When having problems with Ladyboys, always know that Kman is just a call away and he swings a strong pimp hand. Er, cock.
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