A true story about a LADYBOY I worked with...
 

"Lee" has already shot for me and will be in the the next Ladyboy DVD called Little Asian Transsexuals #6.

She was at my apartment today and saw Little Asian Transsexuals #4 sitting there and she started jumping up and down and the idea of being in a movie.



"Mr Dee, I want I want, please can you make me movie star?"

"Lee, you already make for me. Soon you can be movie star."

"I never do. Sure?"

"Yes Lee, do you want to see the photos?"

* Lee jumps with excitement *

"Yes, yes... I want see photo me!"

I showed her the photos, none of which she remembered anything about. I assured her that she would be a star within the next few months. She still did not remember making the movie and even though she saw the photos, insists she did not make a movie.

Out came the contract, copy of ID and a photo of her holding her ID and signing the contract. Didn't ring a bell.

I needed to know if she was joking or not so I called in reinforcements.

Within 20 minutes Kman was on the battle field and he throat gagged her until she admitted to remembering. (That's an old trick I picked up in Vietnam)

The process was brutal but it was successful.




The moral of this story is... mmmm... When having problems with Ladyboys, always know that Kman is just a call away and he swings a strong pimp hand. Er, cock.

What, no itchy elbow?

She just want to gag his cock again

:)

you guys are fucking degenerate idiots. even worse, you are fucking degenerates in a foreign country where you are a guest.

forget your midol today?

just dont think its cool that some idiot is not only bragging about choking out someone thats obviously weaker and for apparently no reason (and is such a pussy he had to call someone else to do it)... but bragging about it in a public forum.

dude...she/he musta been wacked on something to not remember..lol

start filming them signing the release as well for more proof

That was sweet. Thanks. :thumbsup

No, no. Nothing like that.

She was playing shy so she could get some dick. Ladyboy games.

I guess I made a mistake thinking civilians would understand this story.

:1orglaugh

Remind me to forcefully sodomize you at the next show if you can scrape up enough money to go.

i dont see that happening. and if it did, it wouldn't be by two manic depressive, bi-polar, sadistic idiots who brag about dick sucking, ass fucking orgies and leave out the details of the following sleepless weeks of wondering whether or not you have AIDS or not.

i used to live in Bangkok by the way, on Sukhumvit. I have lived and traveled all over the world and i speak other languages. There is a reason the world cringes when they see Americans coming... its because of people like you that are just loud, rude, obnoxious, disrespectful idiots who can't seem to understand that you are a guest. if someone came to your small home town of UnkleDad, Kentucky and started acting like you are, you would be rallying the troops to kick their ass. but because you are basically a disturbed, unbalanced idiot, you dont understand that its not ok to act that way in someone elses house.

and i don't have any issues with anything you do behind closed doors... its your constant and proud disrespect of people that are kind enough to allow you as a guest in their country that is really fucked up.

/agreed . You got a point there.

you guys are going to hell so badly

I have no problem with DWB and Kman (actually I love Kman LOL!). But I really think you nailed it on this comment...

So true.

DH

oops I meant to quote the other post

:1orglaugh

Sadistic yes. Manic depressive, bi-polar, sleepless and dick sucking... Ummm... No.

Have you lost sleep thinking you have AIDS? That's gotta suck. Wear rubbers.


:eek2 An international man of mystery. Very sexy.

So you know how to call yourself a "dipshit" in several languages. Awesome!

Yup, that's me and everyone who knows me will agree. You so have me pegged, it's kind of scary.

I'm pleased to know that you remember that I from Kentucky. I did not know you even existed until this thread.

Surfer or webmaster?

Disturbed and unbalanced I am. You are making the hairs stand up on the back of my neck. Please tell me more.


:love2suck


I used to fuck bitches like you in prison so feel free to say this to my face when you see me. I will be looking forward to it. But as we all know, the internet is full of keyboard warriors so I can assure you with absolute certainty that you will never say anything to anyone's face. But you can continue to talk tough if it makes you feel better. Your words, opinion and existence mean nothing to me so knock yourself out.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go be a disrespectful idiot in public to keep good relations between the USA and the rest of the world.




Oh... I almost forgot. Check out Enema Paintings.com, you'll love it.

Uh-huh.

And you know Kman and I to be like this? :1orglaugh

I don't see how anyone here could possibly know how DWB and K-Man act in "other countries" unless they were right there with them. All we see is pictures and descriptions of wild nights behind doors. I would guess the stories are hyped up and elaborated on for shock/entertainment value.

If they really ran around and acted like total twats, as mentioned in this thread, then sure it isn't a very respectful thing to do. But again, I have no idea how any of us would even know such information.

hmmm... i was going to respond, but i think that once you are reduced to quoting cheap lines from B movies like Road House... you have pretty much owned yourself.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

this thread is a trip.... what i do behind closed doors may be fucked up to some (mm, ok all), but i don't act like a jackass in public... minus 3 bar fights in Bangkok and 1 in Brazil...

Pleasurepays: go rape some trees and feed the children somewhere...

You hit the nail on the head.

I can count the GFYers that have met me on two hands, and I prefer to keep it that way.

If we were really twats running around, acting a fool and causing problems, do you really think either one of us would be working here? I've been working here, with a loyal Thai staff, for almost 5 years now.

When I work, it can get pretty hardcore but EVERY one of them know the deal walking in. They know when they come to shoot for me, they are going to be pushed to their limits, but this is all discussed up front. My staff fully discusses every aspect of my shoots with each model whether it be female, TS or gay. You will not find a single model in Thailand that would not work with me again.

But make no mistake... when it comes time to get our freak on in the privacy of wherever we are calling home for that evening, it's on like you can not imagine. People pissing in Kmans eyes and shit... real crazy stuff. :1orglaugh

Usually nobody gets hurt but there is an occasional moment when someone has found or exceeded their limit. Pussies and assholes can only stretch so far ya know. :upsidedow

lol are you implying that we lose sleep over wondering if we caught something?

There was also that time in Siem Reap... that was WAY out of line, but you reeled it back in and saved us all from certain death.

hey i didnt mean to cause shit in here..lol
i thought it was just jokes :(

Can you believe he would have the audacity to make such a comment?


If I spent the weekend chasing whores with Kman and DIDN'T catch something... Then it was not a good weekend.

hey i didnt mean to cause shit in here..lol
i thought it was just jokes :(

It is. But some of ya'll like to take shit WAY to seriously.

i was enjoying my sandwich until i read this post

I wouldn't expect anything less from kman :thumbsup

and reading the thread title didn't forewarn you enough?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

here goes a bump for this funny story...

Yes, but that was in a movie. Mine was for real. Look it up and eat shit.