Epic Cash is hiring again.... - GoFuckYourself.com

p1mpdogg · 08-25-2006, 04:00 PM

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.
lying about having things done and not actually having them done.
contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it.
posting on the boards, but not really doing it.

if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history.

if you post in this thread, you are hired.

thanks. we look forward to working with you.

Libertine · 08-25-2006, 04:02 PM

Woo hoo! I have a job!

Adult Warden · 08-25-2006, 04:02 PM

woot im hired

KMR Stitch · 08-25-2006, 04:02 PM

Sweet I got a job =)

Adult Warden · 08-25-2006, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

Woo hoo! I have a job!

damnit...is it the first person who replies...or all people posting in here get jobs? I'm confused

BoyAlley · 08-25-2006, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

Woo hoo! I have a job!

p1mpdogg · 08-25-2006, 04:04 PM

pretty much anyone who posts.

we have unlimited piles of money just waiting to be wasted on you worthless fucking idiots.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-25-2006, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.
lying about having things done and not actually having them done.
contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it.
posting on the boards, but not really doing it.

if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history.

if you post in this thread, you are hired.

thanks. we look forward to working with you.

i'd like to thank BoyAlley for helping me get this position, if he didn't teach me how to suck a mean cock, i would still be doing actual work for money..

JD · 08-25-2006, 04:05 PM

nice sig lol

Libertine · 08-25-2006, 04:05 PM

So, pimpdog, any preference in things you want me to lie about getting done, people I should say I contacted but didn't and boards you don't want me to actually post on?

Whatever it is, consider it not done

Oh, when can I expect my first paycheck?

frank7799 · 08-25-2006, 04:06 PM

Seems to be the perfect job for me. But don´t you think $3,500 salary are a bit low for such a responsible job?

brand0n · 08-25-2006, 04:06 PM

not sure, but i think i could do some of that.

BoyAlley · 08-25-2006, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D

i'd like to thank BoyAlley for helping me get this position, if he didn't teach me how to suck a mean cock, i would still be doing actual work for money..

OG LennyT · 08-25-2006, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

pretty much anyone who posts.

we have unlimited piles of money just waiting to be wasted on you worthless fucking idiots.

fuckin spit out my beer on that one

Brujah · 08-25-2006, 04:09 PM

congrats to the ...

jimmy-3-way · 08-25-2006, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.
lying about having things done and not actually having them done.
contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it.
posting on the boards, but not really doing it.

if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history.

if you post in this thread, you are hired.

thanks. we look forward to working with you.

This is actually my current job.

Except I make more.

Sorry P-dog. You know it's always been my dream to be on the Epic Cash Rude And Insulting Post Crew.

crockett · 08-25-2006, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.
lying about having things done and not actually having them done.
contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it.
posting on the boards, but not really doing it.

if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history.

if you post in this thread, you are hired.

thanks. we look forward to working with you.

I think you're a cock sucker but you do have your moments..

stickyfingerz · 08-25-2006, 04:10 PM

So you fired JimTheFiend then?

Samir Nagheenanajar · 08-25-2006, 04:14 PM

I'll take it.

Digipimp · 08-25-2006, 04:15 PM

so i'm hired? i can also offer $40 per join every so often and post would you hit it pics?

Doctor T · 08-25-2006, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.
lying about having things done and not actually having them done.
contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it.
posting on the boards, but not really doing it.

if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history.

if you post in this thread, you are hired.

thanks. we look forward to working with you.

Are old employees eligible?

p1mpdogg · 08-25-2006, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

So you fired JimTheFiend then?

actually he got promoted to head gimp. he will supervise everyone and give them the daily tasks of doing nothing

p1mpdogg · 08-25-2006, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor T

Are old employees eligible?

all the old employees are pretty much doing this anyways.....

Digipimp · 08-25-2006, 04:24 PM

did i get hired yet i posted like 9 fucking minutes ago!

OldSchoolJim · 08-25-2006, 04:25 PM

I have perfected this process...it is called

"EpicJim's creative time management"

"look for it on Amazon for only $19.95 and you too can get money for nothing!!"

p1mpdogg · 08-25-2006, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digipimp

did i get hired yet i posted like 9 fucking minutes ago!

checks in the mail....

DateDoc · 08-25-2006, 04:27 PM

i will expect my $3500 check on sept 1 thanks - in the mean time i am telling you i will be working hard.

Digipimp · 08-25-2006, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

checks in the mail....

can you paypal me?

mikeyddddd · 08-25-2006, 04:47 PM

I need next week off for vacation. This job is wearing me out.

jimthefiend · 08-25-2006, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

actually he got promoted to head gimp. he will supervise everyone and give them the daily tasks of doing nothing

I take my new responsibilities VERY seriously. I will immediately have ANYONE fired who produces so much as ONE piece of actual work.

Scroto · 08-25-2006, 04:54 PM

so who fucked you over?

out them!

u-Bob · 08-25-2006, 05:18 PM

thanks for the 3500

jimthefiend · 08-25-2006, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scroto

so who fucked you over?

out them!

I'm waiting for him to mention the name too. I have a few choice things to say about this individual myself.

E$_manager · 08-25-2006, 05:21 PM

Am i hired?

aico · 08-25-2006, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.
lying about having things done and not actually having them done.
contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it.
posting on the boards, but not really doing it.

if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history.

if you post in this thread, you are hired.

thanks. we look forward to working with you.

Wow, they're replacing you? Enjoy the time off.

TheJimmy · 08-25-2006, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

...
if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

....

for 4500 maybe...I got mad slacking skillz y0

spacedog · 08-25-2006, 05:27 PM

wow, you'll have a whole staff of people soon.

Doctor Dre · 08-25-2006, 05:39 PM

Did you lay off jimthefiend or something ?

Miguel T · 08-25-2006, 05:43 PM

Looks like I just got hired!

jimthefiend · 08-25-2006, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Did you lay off jimthefiend or something ?

Actually I think I got a raise.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-25-2006, 05:58 PM

I'm considering your offer...

I'll need a corner office with a window, perferably with a door to the outside, just in case I feel an urge to shuffle off to the titty bar (which would be just about anytime a meeting is called).

Oh yeah, and I'll need waterproof business cards, a hooker account, and a company car of course, something pimp, so people will know how EC Reps roll...

As for benefits, make them comprehensive, and my secretary will need to have an IQ of at least 36DD, along with excellent happy ending massage skills.

Be sure to pay me in advance too, because I'm not going to do nothing for nothing...

If I think of anything else, I'll let you know.

ADG Webmaster

Digipimp · 08-25-2006, 05:59 PM

can i get an advance on octobers salary, i just ordered some new 15 inch wheels and tires for my ford focus

jimthefiend · 08-25-2006, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digipimp

can i get an advance on octobers salary, i just ordered some new 15 inch wheels and tires for my ford focus

You're fired.

Digipimp · 08-25-2006, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

You're fired.

fuuckkkk now mom isnt going to let me have the fucking car

jimthefiend · 08-25-2006, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digipimp

fuuckkkk now mom isnt going to let me have the fucking car

Lmao. I actually KNEW an idiot a few years back that ordered rims for his mom's car, which he was allowed to drive on weekends.

OH the drama....

L-Pink · 08-25-2006, 06:05 PM

My parole officer will be thrilled ..... thank you

Sly · 08-25-2006, 06:16 PM

So many of you beat around the bush. Sounds like there was a problem with newbreed.

fr0gman · 08-25-2006, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.
lying about having things done and not actually having them done.
contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it.
posting on the boards, but not really doing it.

if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD.

no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history.

if you post in this thread, you are hired.

thanks. we look forward to working with you.

While I am not qualified for this position I am willing to take a position supervising no more than a half dozen people doing what you described. I can guarantee result within the framework you set forth.

Contact me for a completely false resume.

Made-up references available upon request.

free4porn · 08-25-2006, 06:24 PM

yay got a job!

Rochard · 08-25-2006, 06:25 PM

I'm not qualifed.

08-25-2006, 04:00 PM	#1
p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	Epic Cash is hiring again.... we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing: sitting around doing nothing all day. lying about having things done and not actually having them done. contacting affiliates and getting them to promote, but not actually doing it. posting on the boards, but not really doing it. if you can do this or any of it, we will pay you 3500 a month USD. no resume is required, because you wont need todo anything and we dont care about prior work history. if you post in this thread, you are hired. thanks. we look forward to working with you. __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

08-25-2006, 04:02 PM	#2
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Woo hoo! I have a job! __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

08-25-2006, 04:04 PM	#7
p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	pretty much anyone who posts. we have unlimited piles of money just waiting to be wasted on you worthless fucking idiots. __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

08-25-2006, 04:05 PM	#10
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	So, pimpdog, any preference in things you want me to lie about getting done, people I should say I contacted but didn't and boards you don't want me to actually post on? Whatever it is, consider it not done Oh, when can I expect my first paycheck? __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

08-25-2006, 04:06 PM	#12
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	not sure, but i think i could do some of that. __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

08-25-2006, 04:02 PM	#3
Adult Warden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,822	woot im hired

08-25-2006, 04:02 PM	#4
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	Sweet I got a job =)

08-25-2006, 04:05 PM	#9
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	nice sig lol

08-25-2006, 04:06 PM	#11
frank7799 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the middle of nowhere... Posts: 1,974	Seems to be the perfect job for me. But don´t you think $3,500 salary are a bit low for such a responsible job?

08-25-2006, 04:09 PM	#15
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08-25-2006, 04:10 PM	#18
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,983	So you fired JimTheFiend then?

08-25-2006, 04:14 PM	#19
Samir Nagheenanajar So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 481	I'll take it.

08-25-2006, 04:15 PM	#20
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	so i'm hired? i can also offer $40 per join every so often and post would you hit it pics? __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

08-25-2006, 04:24 PM	#24
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	did i get hired yet i posted like 9 fucking minutes ago! __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

08-25-2006, 04:25 PM	#25
OldSchoolJim Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 3,117	I have perfected this process...it is called "EpicJim's creative time management" "look for it on Amazon for only $19.95 and you too can get money for nothing!!"

08-25-2006, 04:27 PM	#27
DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	i will expect my $3500 check on sept 1 thanks - in the mean time i am telling you i will be working hard. __________________

08-25-2006, 04:47 PM	#29
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08-25-2006, 04:54 PM	#31
Scroto Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,804	so who fucked you over? out them!

08-25-2006, 05:18 PM	#32
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08-25-2006, 05:21 PM	#34
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08-25-2006, 05:27 PM	#37
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08-25-2006, 05:43 PM	#39
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08-25-2006, 05:58 PM	#41
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08-25-2006, 05:59 PM	#42
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08-25-2006, 06:05 PM	#46
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08-25-2006, 06:16 PM	#47
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08-25-2006, 06:24 PM	#49
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08-25-2006, 06:25 PM	#50
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