Epic Cash is hiring again.... - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

KrisKross · 08-25-2006, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

So many of you beat around the bush. Sounds like there was a problem with newbreed.

Newbreed worked for Epic?

amateurcanada · 08-25-2006, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

You're fired.

Your hired, I just threw away my old Chevy Corsica for a new set of wheels on you buddy!

CyberHustler · 08-25-2006, 07:01 PM

must be my lucky day... see sig

Stallion · 08-25-2006, 07:08 PM

that sucks, sounds like you just had to fire someone p1mpdogg

madawgz · 08-25-2006, 07:09 PM

you're sig sais not to hire anyone off gfy

Spunky · 08-25-2006, 07:21 PM

Do I have to fly your banner?

PurrrsianPussyKat · 08-25-2006, 07:27 PM

I'd apply, but then you'd just end up labeling me an over achiever and firing me for actually doing stuff.

E$_manager · 08-25-2006, 07:37 PM

If i will work for you i need an advance.

pussyluver · 08-25-2006, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

pretty much anyone who posts.

we have unlimited piles of money just waiting to be wasted on you worthless fucking idiots.

That would be Senor Worthless Fucking Idiot!

Epic Gramps.. Ahmm I'll take the money, not sure I wanna work for it.

nAtuRaLbEautY · 08-25-2006, 07:54 PM

nice criteria...
cool duties, too..lol
but i think i'll pass..

Adult Warden · 08-25-2006, 10:24 PM

I called Mrs. Cleo...she directed me to this thread

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=642999

Spunky · 08-25-2006, 11:05 PM

When is payday

Samir Nagheenanajar · 08-25-2006, 11:06 PM

why does JimTheFriend has ref codes in his sig?

Peaches · 08-25-2006, 11:08 PM

That's bit too much work for me - have any easier job positions open?

yota71 · 08-25-2006, 11:10 PM

Good I desperately need the work.....

MyNameIsNobody · 08-26-2006, 01:30 AM

sooo.. I'm hired..

guess what, I quit..

xanx · 08-26-2006, 01:31 AM

i got a criminal record, do you guys do background checks =)

Blingbaby · 08-26-2006, 01:35 AM

Do you offer any kinds of travel incentives? I like to get away at least once a month..

tenderobject · 08-26-2006, 01:40 AM

sounds like a good job lol better than a president

emthree · 08-26-2006, 01:55 AM

Sweet, my first real job :D

Fizzgig · 08-26-2006, 02:15 AM

OldSchoolJim · 08-26-2006, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xanx

i got a criminal record, do you guys do background checks =)

no way...that would eliminate 1/2 of the playing field....

btw...if you have a chance hit me up about some stuff i am working on....dunno if you would be interested in getting involved....mainstream...no adult

pussyluver · 08-26-2006, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xanx

i got a criminal record, do you guys do background checks =)

In your case Chris, that belongs on your resume. Suspect you have a job already though?

Good to see you still staying in touch on the boards.

seeandsee · 08-26-2006, 07:52 AM

I can spent that 3.5$ money every month for you!

Quagmire · 08-26-2006, 08:25 AM

i sale teh p0rn0grafee since for 3 years. gotz teh mad sk!llz in to being rep.

StuartD · 08-26-2006, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

So many of you beat around the bush. Sounds like there was a problem with newbreed.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...light=newbreed

Yngwie · 08-26-2006, 08:44 AM

I'd be perfect for that job.. I excel at doing nothing. I actually have college and university degrees in The Art of Doing Nothing. lol ;)

tranza · 08-26-2006, 10:44 AM

Am I hired too?

tony286 · 08-26-2006, 11:03 AM

good deal if it was real lol

naughty_wld · 08-26-2006, 11:38 AM

im in, im bored

RogerV · 08-26-2006, 11:41 AM

Throw in a million dollar house and I'll do it free

nba4life2k · 08-26-2006, 02:09 PM

Hey if your actually looking for someone responsible and who can do a good job, lets talk my email is

[email protected]

Thanks

Spunky · 08-26-2006, 02:10 PM

When does profit sharing come into effect?

p1mpdogg · 08-26-2006, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

When does profit sharing come into effect?

cant share profit froma company that is a non profit organization. i give all our hard earned/shaved dollars to charity.

the hickey fund

brand0n · 08-26-2006, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nba4life2k

Hey if your actually looking for someone responsible and who can do a good job, lets talk my email is

[email protected]

Thanks

Klen · 08-26-2006, 02:21 PM

3500$?O my that is a lot of money IMHO.This is what i will do with that money:first i will paint epiccash logo on some tables and hire people who will cary them on city.Second,i will buy traffic as much is possible.Third,i will make 5 galleries per day and submit them to hun and with chameleon submiter and dream submiter.Fourth-i will buy gyf sigs like adutl warden did.Fifth-I will record audio message where i will yel why you need to signup to epiccash and why they are so good.Six-I will organize tv show where i will bring half naked babes and invite people to visit epic cash sites.But since this is joke thread,you can freely ignore my words.

Klen · 08-26-2006, 02:22 PM

Btw i was just been on one concert where half naked babes dancing so that'way i got that idea

)))))

Alphonso · 08-26-2006, 04:01 PM

hire me punk i like to sit and stare at the wall

Pleasurepays · 08-26-2006, 04:05 PM

awesome. i thought i was totally unemployable. my in-laws will be impressed when i break the news.

I'm a sig whore · 08-26-2006, 04:12 PM

when do i start? i have to give my other job a 2 week notice.

Snake Doctor · 08-26-2006, 04:35 PM

I think you should forget these people and hire me, I can do nothing better and for longer than any of these kids.
I have many more years of experience in doing nothing, just ask my wife.....LOL

harvey · 08-26-2006, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

we ar elooking for someone with experience in the folloing:
sitting around doing nothing all day.

your job offer is tricky. I don't wanna do nothing, can I least play solitaire and surf porn sites with stolen passwords

Snake Doctor · 09-04-2006, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

I think you should forget these people and hire me, I can do nothing better and for longer than any of these kids.
I have many more years of experience in doing nothing, just ask my wife.....LOL

I'm still waiting to hear from you about this job. I would check my messages but that would count as doing something and I don't want to disqualify myself.

Digipimp · 09-04-2006, 05:29 PM

i never got my first paycheck

Snake Doctor · 09-08-2006, 06:11 PM

Whoooo Hoooooo, I got the job.

I'm going to start doing nothing right away.
I'm pretty sure I can do this nothing thing 80 hours a week if they really need me to.

Lykos · 09-08-2006, 06:41 PM

And i really wanted a job like that

08-25-2006, 07:01 PM	#53
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 28,570	must be my lucky day... see sig __________________ “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

08-25-2006, 07:08 PM	#54
Stallion Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: FL Posts: 6,632	that sucks, sounds like you just had to fire someone p1mpdogg __________________ Project Manager/Program Manager/Webmaster Seeking Work [email protected] icq 856554

08-25-2006, 07:09 PM	#55
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08-25-2006, 07:21 PM	#56
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08-25-2006, 07:27 PM	#57
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08-25-2006, 07:54 PM	#60
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08-25-2006, 10:24 PM	#61
Adult Warden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,822	I called Mrs. Cleo...she directed me to this thread http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=642999

08-25-2006, 11:05 PM	#62
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,983	When is payday __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

08-25-2006, 11:06 PM	#63
Samir Nagheenanajar So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 481	why does JimTheFriend has ref codes in his sig?

08-25-2006, 11:08 PM	#64
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	That's bit too much work for me - have any easier job positions open?

08-25-2006, 11:10 PM	#65
yota71 Porn Blogger Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 822	Good I desperately need the work..... __________________ ICQ-307696001 kingfisher.kj [at] gmail.com

08-26-2006, 01:30 AM	#66
MyNameIsNobody Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Swedän Posts: 2,947	sooo.. I'm hired.. guess what, I quit.. __________________ MyNameIsNobody - ICQ: 279-601-583

08-26-2006, 01:31 AM	#67
xanx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 3,711	i got a criminal record, do you guys do background checks =)

08-26-2006, 01:35 AM	#68
Blingbaby Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,079	Do you offer any kinds of travel incentives? I like to get away at least once a month..

08-26-2006, 01:40 AM	#69
tenderobject Need Designs? 312352846 Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere Posts: 11,688	sounds like a good job lol better than a president __________________ NEED DESIGNS?!?

08-26-2006, 01:55 AM	#70
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08-26-2006, 02:15 AM	#71
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08-26-2006, 07:52 AM	#74
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08-26-2006, 08:25 AM	#75
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08-26-2006, 08:44 AM	#77
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	I'd be perfect for that job.. I excel at doing nothing. I actually have college and university degrees in The Art of Doing Nothing. lol ;) __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

08-26-2006, 10:44 AM	#78
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Am I hired too? __________________ I'm just a newbie.

08-26-2006, 11:03 AM	#79
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	good deal if it was real lol

08-26-2006, 11:38 AM	#80
naughty_wld Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Europe Posts: 287	im in, im bored __________________ ICQ: 256-323-087 :food-smil

08-26-2006, 11:41 AM	#81
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	Throw in a million dollar house and I'll do it free

08-26-2006, 02:09 PM	#82
nba4life2k Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 308	Hey if your actually looking for someone responsible and who can do a good job, lets talk my email is [email protected] Thanks

08-26-2006, 02:10 PM	#83
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,983	When does profit sharing come into effect? __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

08-26-2006, 02:21 PM	#86
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	3500$?O my that is a lot of money IMHO.This is what i will do with that money:first i will paint epiccash logo on some tables and hire people who will cary them on city.Second,i will buy traffic as much is possible.Third,i will make 5 galleries per day and submit them to hun and with chameleon submiter and dream submiter.Fourth-i will buy gyf sigs like adutl warden did.Fifth-I will record audio message where i will yel why you need to signup to epiccash and why they are so good.Six-I will organize tv show where i will bring half naked babes and invite people to visit epic cash sites.But since this is joke thread,you can freely ignore my words.

08-26-2006, 02:22 PM	#87
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Btw i was just been on one concert where half naked babes dancing so that'way i got that idea )))))

08-26-2006, 04:01 PM	#88
Alphonso Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: FARM Posts: 544	hire me punk i like to sit and stare at the wall __________________ MEOWWWWW

08-26-2006, 04:05 PM	#89
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	awesome. i thought i was totally unemployable. my in-laws will be impressed when i break the news.

08-26-2006, 04:12 PM	#90
I'm a sig whore So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Daytona Fucking Beach Posts: 1,399	when do i start? i have to give my other job a 2 week notice.

08-26-2006, 04:35 PM	#91
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	I think you should forget these people and hire me, I can do nothing better and for longer than any of these kids. I have many more years of experience in doing nothing, just ask my wife.....LOL __________________ sig too big

09-04-2006, 05:29 PM	#94
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	i never got my first paycheck __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

09-08-2006, 06:11 PM	#95
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Whoooo Hoooooo, I got the job. I'm going to start doing nothing right away. I'm pretty sure I can do this nothing thing 80 hours a week if they really need me to. __________________ sig too big