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I'm considering your offer...
I'll need a corner office with a window, perferably with a door to the outside, just in case I feel an urge to shuffle off to the titty bar (which would be just about anytime a meeting is called).
Oh yeah, and I'll need waterproof business cards, a hooker account, and a company car of course, something pimp, so people will know how EC Reps roll...
As for benefits, make them comprehensive, and my secretary will need to have an IQ of at least 36DD, along with excellent happy ending massage skills.
Be sure to pay me in advance too, because I'm not going to do nothing for nothing...
If I think of anything else, I'll let you know.
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