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Old 08-16-2006, 04:25 AM   #1
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Two guys walk into a bar....
Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar.

One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like himself.

"Hey buddy, how'd you get your shiner?"

"Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was fuckin' hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I slipped and said 'two PICKets to TITTsburg' and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How'd you get yours?"

"Something similar actaully! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, 'Honey, can you please pass the peas?' But I slipped up and said "You fucking bitch you ruined my life!"
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Old 08-16-2006, 04:28 AM   #2
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Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar.

One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like himself.

"Hey buddy, how'd you get your shiner?"

"Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was fuckin' hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I slipped and said 'two PICKets to TITTsburg' and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How'd you get yours?"

"Something similar actaully! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, 'Honey, can you please pass the peas?' But I slipped up and said "You fucking bitch you ruined my life!"


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Old 08-16-2006, 04:32 AM   #3
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Old 08-16-2006, 04:45 AM   #5
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Old 08-16-2006, 04:45 AM   #6
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lol, didn't expect that
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Old 08-16-2006, 04:47 AM   #7
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Old 08-16-2006, 04:58 AM   #8
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hahahaa that was actually pretty funny
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:18 AM   #9
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hahahaa that was actually pretty funny
considering your sig, i assume it takes a bit to make you laugh happy i could tickle your funny bone
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:28 AM   #10
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:29 AM   #11
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Old 08-16-2006, 06:51 AM   #12
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hahaha that's a fucking classic!
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Old 08-16-2006, 06:52 AM   #13
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hmm must be US humor?
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Old 08-16-2006, 07:13 AM   #14
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Old 08-16-2006, 07:53 AM   #15
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Old 08-16-2006, 07:54 AM   #16
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:08 AM   #17
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:13 AM   #18
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:28 AM   #19
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:29 AM   #20
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Old 08-16-2006, 08:48 AM   #21
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:07 AM   #22
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heh that one waa great.
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:34 AM   #23
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:38 AM   #24
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hmm must be US humor?
Must be, because I thought it was funny as hell
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Old 08-16-2006, 09:57 AM   #25
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Old 08-16-2006, 11:21 AM   #26
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that was funny!!!!
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That was great. Made me laugh
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Old 08-16-2006, 11:42 AM   #28
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That was pretty good. Quite unexpected punch line.
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Old 08-16-2006, 11:47 AM   #29
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Old 08-16-2006, 11:48 AM   #30
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:31 PM   #31
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funny to the canadian as well LOL
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:32 PM   #32
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:46 PM   #33
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:47 PM   #34
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:48 PM   #35
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You guys laugh easily...or I just don't laugh enough.
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Strangely enough, I didn't laugh. Now if it had been women beaten by their men... now THAT would have been hilarious!
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