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I LOVE Little Brown Asses 08-16-2006 04:25 AM

Two guys walk into a bar....
 
Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar.

One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like himself.

"Hey buddy, how'd you get your shiner?"

"Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was fuckin' hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I slipped and said 'two PICKets to TITTsburg' and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How'd you get yours?"

"Something similar actaully! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, 'Honey, can you please pass the peas?' But I slipped up and said "You fucking bitch you ruined my life!"

calibra 08-16-2006 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses
Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar.

One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like himself.

"Hey buddy, how'd you get your shiner?"

"Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was fuckin' hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I slipped and said 'two PICKets to TITTsburg' and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How'd you get yours?"

"Something similar actaully! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, 'Honey, can you please pass the peas?' But I slipped up and said "You fucking bitch you ruined my life!"


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beta-tester 08-16-2006 04:32 AM

haha, good one mate :))

gangbangjoe 08-16-2006 04:43 AM

:1orglaugh

u-Bob 08-16-2006 04:45 AM

hehe :)

bknoob 08-16-2006 04:45 AM

lol, didn't expect that :1orglaugh

Paul&John 08-16-2006 04:47 AM

lolololol

nico-t 08-16-2006 04:58 AM

hahahaa that was actually pretty funny

I LOVE Little Brown Asses 08-16-2006 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
hahahaa that was actually pretty funny

considering your sig, i assume it takes a bit to make you laugh :winkwink: happy i could tickle your funny bone :thumbsup

GeorgeM 08-16-2006 05:28 AM

hahahahahaha :) :) :) :) :) :)

en21 08-16-2006 05:29 AM

good one :-)

cranki 08-16-2006 06:51 AM

hahaha that's a fucking classic! :thumbsup

Witzak 08-16-2006 06:52 AM

hmm must be US humor?

sexybabe 08-16-2006 07:13 AM

lol nice one

J. Falcon 08-16-2006 07:53 AM

Lol funny

Snake Doctor 08-16-2006 07:54 AM

Oldie but goodie

BluewireAngie 08-16-2006 08:08 AM

hehe.... :1orglaugh

carol.prime 08-16-2006 08:13 AM

:laughing- :laughing- :laughing- :laughing- :laughing- :laughing- :laughing- :laughing- :laughing- :laughing- :laughing- :laughing- :laughing- :laughing-

WalkerTR 08-16-2006 08:28 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sveindt Beindt 08-16-2006 08:29 AM

:laughing- :laughing- :laughing- :pimp :pimp

BaldBishop 08-16-2006 08:48 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 08-16-2006 09:07 AM

heh that one waa great.

I'm a sig whore 08-16-2006 09:34 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

EdgeXXX 08-16-2006 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witzak
hmm must be US humor?

Must be, because I thought it was funny as hell :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

axelcat 08-16-2006 09:57 AM

:1orglaugh

E$_manager 08-16-2006 11:21 AM

that was funny!!!!

pornguy 08-16-2006 11:23 AM

That was great. Made me laugh

cannonball 08-16-2006 11:42 AM

That was pretty good. Quite unexpected punch line.

Adultnet 08-16-2006 11:47 AM

a good one :)

OTerror 08-16-2006 11:48 AM

LOL good one

BKing 08-16-2006 12:31 PM

funny to the canadian as well LOL

ez12 08-16-2006 12:32 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mel Gibson 08-16-2006 12:46 PM

haha - I love bar jokes

tranza 08-16-2006 12:47 PM

Lol, nice one!

:)

sickkittens 08-16-2006 12:48 PM

You guys laugh easily...or I just don't laugh enough. :winkwink:

notabook 08-16-2006 12:56 PM

Strangely enough, I didn't laugh. Now if it had been women beaten by their men... now THAT would have been hilarious! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

woj 08-16-2006 01:37 PM

:1orglaugh

The Ghost 08-16-2006 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mel Gibson
haha - I love bar jokes

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-16-2006 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Strangely enough, I didn't laugh. Now if it had been women beaten by their men... now THAT would have been hilarious! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

reynold 08-16-2006 07:21 PM

Your joke delivers.. :thumbsup

LittleSassy 08-16-2006 08:13 PM

:1orglaugh nice joke


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