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Two guys walk into a bar....
Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar.
One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like himself. "Hey buddy, how'd you get your shiner?" "Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was fuckin' hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I slipped and said 'two PICKets to TITTsburg' and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How'd you get yours?" "Something similar actaully! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, 'Honey, can you please pass the peas?' But I slipped up and said "You fucking bitch you ruined my life!" |
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haha, good one mate :))
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:1orglaugh
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hehe :)
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lol, didn't expect that :1orglaugh
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lolololol
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hahahaa that was actually pretty funny
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hahahahahaha :) :) :) :) :) :)
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good one :-)
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hahaha that's a fucking classic! :thumbsup
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hmm must be US humor?
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lol nice one
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Lol funny
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Oldie but goodie
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hehe.... :1orglaugh
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:laughing- :laughing- :laughing- :pimp :pimp
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heh that one waa great.
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that was funny!!!!
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That was great. Made me laugh
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That was pretty good. Quite unexpected punch line.
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a good one :)
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LOL good one
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funny to the canadian as well LOL
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haha - I love bar jokes
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Lol, nice one!
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You guys laugh easily...or I just don't laugh enough. :winkwink:
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Strangely enough, I didn't laugh. Now if it had been women beaten by their men... now THAT would have been hilarious! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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Your joke delivers.. :thumbsup
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:1orglaugh nice joke
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