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I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 08-16-2006, 04:25 AM

Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar.

One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like himself.

"Hey buddy, how'd you get your shiner?"

"Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was fuckin' hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I slipped and said 'two PICKets to TITTsburg' and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How'd you get yours?"

"Something similar actaully! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, 'Honey, can you please pass the peas?' But I slipped up and said "You fucking bitch you ruined my life!"

08-16-2006, 04:25 AM
I LOVE Little Brown Asses Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Paradise Posts: 1,047	Two guys walk into a bar.... Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar. One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like himself. "Hey buddy, how'd you get your shiner?" "Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was fuckin' hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I slipped and said 'two PICKets to TITTsburg' and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How'd you get yours?" "Something similar actaully! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, 'Honey, can you please pass the peas?' But I slipped up and said "You fucking bitch you ruined my life!" __________________ ladyboygold.com \| joonmali.com \| lilykoh.com \| ashakumara.com \| girlslovetoys.com POTD/MOTD/GOTD \| Geo-IP Fansigns \| Custom Gallery Builder \| RSS Feeds 60% Revshare \| 10% Webmaster Referral \| Console Free \| 100% EXCLUSIVE \| ICQ: 194519692