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Should fry his balls ....
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I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time .... |
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So Fucking Gay
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Sick fucker. Lock his ass up for good before he becomes a serial killer.
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I need a beer
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Somebody should fry him in oil
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Did they release the guys name?
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thats almost as bad as the asian chick in heels
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So Fucking Banned
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Thats fucked up
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they should throw the mother fucker in hot oil
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Will trade SE hits for CJ hits
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Damn that story makes me horny and want to jerk off.
I saw this old episode of Law and Order the other day and this mad woman was pouring boiling water out of the kettle onto her 5 year old son's hand, he was screaming and writhing and trying to get away... it was hot.
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Animal control officers recover five kittens scalded in frying pan By VANESSA THOMAS News Staff Reporter 8/14/2006 Five kittens were scalded Saturday afternoon after they were placed in a frying pan filled with hot cooking oil inside a West Side apartment, authorities said Sunday. The kittens suffered slightly burned skin, which had turned red, and their orange and white fur became matted and covered with hot grease, according to animal control officers. The motive remains unclear, and charges are pending against the perpetrator. Sunday, the five kittens were recovering in the Buffalo Animal Shelter, where staff members had cleaned them up, fed them and treated their wounds. Their mother, who was not injured, was also taken to the shelter. The kittens - about 6 to 7 weeks old - are expected to make a full recovery and could be placed for adoption in two to three weeks. "It's just disgusting - just horrible," said Charles Loubert Sr., an animal control officer. "This is probably one of the worst cases of animal cruelty I've seen in my 26 years on the job. . . . It's very sad, because there is no reason to do this to a helpless kitten. If this man could do this to a kitten, he could do this to a person. He is a very sick man." Loubert said the man who attacked the kittens will be charged with animal cruelty today. His identity has not been released. The incident occurred in an apartment in the 1100 block of West Avenue, where another man lives with the five kittens and mother cat. At about 3:30 p.m. Saturday, the resident of the address was cooking for the unnamed suspect, an acquaintance he invited to his home after encountering him at a bus stop, authorities said. "He was cooking a couple of pork chops and went into another room," Loubert said. "The [visitor] started taking his clothes off, took two kittens, put them in the frying pan with the hot oil and pork chops and began swishing them around. Then he threw one kitten on the floor, and he took the other one and wiped it off on the wall. Then he put three more kittens into the frying pan." Loubert and Northwest District police officers responded to the scene. The visitor was taken to Erie County Medical for treatment. "They were just soaked with grease," Loubert said. "When you picked them up, you could smell the grease, and they were dripping in it. The grease was even melting onto my white gloves." The kittens were taken to the shelter, where a veterinarian and technician washed them with soap and dried them. "I checked on them, and they're doing well," said Loubert, who visited them Sunday. "These kittens went through a huge ordeal." http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial...14/1006738.asp
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Crack. It has to be crack.
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Oh thank god, another defender of the human race steps up to stop the feline menace. This guy should be given a hero?s welcome! I'm so sick and fucking tired of all you fucking PETA and ALF ops here, always spreading your pro-cat propaganda, well guess what you brainwashed douche bags, as long as guys like that man exist we will RESIST you and felinity's rise to power, we will FIGHT YOU until the very last breath. We will not surrender to the feline overlords, we will not bow down and clean up their feces from the litterbox. We shall OVERCOME the cat fucks and their supporters....
Sadly, we will fail. Even after the hours upon hours of fighting against the furry menace, the resistance will not be able to overcome their clawed might. We will have to go into hiding for many years. During this time, the feline overlords will hunger for a new food source and will start slicing up the very people that put them in power, the PETA and ALF supporters that helped them rise above humanity. Not soon after, the cats will begin to bore themselves on planet Earth and will take their leave of this planet in their gigantic litter box spaceships in search of new prey to conquer.
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Will you shut the fuck up about cats. You go on and on about how cats will take over the world. Cats have feelings asshole and they should not be tortured. If you don't like them then don't have one. You need some serious fucking help sicko. |
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As for cats having feelings, I?m sure they have every single negative emotion you can think of. Cats want nothing more than to destroy you and every single thing that you?ve ever loved or cared about. That is why I fight them, that is why I care. They intend to destroy humanity in the near future and I will fight them to my very last breath. You PETA and ALF supporters welcome, consciously or unconsciously, the destruction of the human race. I can?t sit by and idly let that happen. As for torture, I don?t recommend torturing any cats other than the feline overlords to gain valuable intelligence in which to use against their kind. Torture is too far an inefficient method of dealing with the furry fuckheads, a swift bullet to the skull is a much more efficient use of your time ? and time is something that we humans are quickly running out of. We have precious few years left in which to deal with the threat that felinity poses to our very existence. It?s not too late to act IF WE ACT NOW. The longer we wait, the less time we will have to deal with evil incarnate and soon our chance to strike will be gone.
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She's back
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LOL I love the idea of cats brainwashing people! Do they whisper things in owners ears when they are sleeping "Give us cat nip or else we will take over the world" LMAO...
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Illegal Drugs Do No Good
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http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/Dye...2288095&page=1 Cat scientists worked evidently for years to concoct this ingenious method of brainwashing. First the cats invade a planet, acting completely innocent and 'cute'. At first the most evolved species (in case of our planet, Humans) rejects the species using logic. 'Why would I help this creature when it can give me nothing in return? I can teach a dog to hunt with me, but this useless bag of flesh does nothing but take resources'. Well after years and years of being exposed, slowly but surely these genetically engineered parasites start taking effect, making humans feel 'sorry' for the furry fleshbags. Soon afterwards, they invite them into their homes... then at a time of their choosing, cats will completely take over whichever planet they are on, rob it of most of its resources and move onto the next.
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lol i live with five cats. i understand. i also came from buffalo, ny strange place |
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wow thats very interesting thank you for sharing your feelings |
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She's back
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http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/Dye...2288095&page=1 Cats are the single greatest threat to all of human life, a threat that is growing each day thanks to the thousands of PETA and ALF supporters worldwide. They are empowering felinity with the necessary tools that it needs to destroy us all. They (PETA/ALF) want us all to become slaves to the cats... the fools honestly believe that once the cats are in power they will be given some sort of grand roll to play. The sad truth of the matter is they are signing their and every other human's death certificate. After the cats get in power the PETA and ALF fuckheads will be of no more use to them than a ball of yarn. Sure, they'll play with them for a while but eventually they will tire and de-ball the males and send them to work in the giant catnip mines. As for the females... you don't want to know their fate. Let's just say that a donkey punch will be the least of their worries. Humanity?s future is bleak at best and quite honestly things could go either way at this juncture. If humans rise up and meet the absolutely horrific threat that cats pose head on, we may stand a chance and yet reclaim this planet as our own. If PETA and ALF were to gain much more power it?ll be too late. A second dark age will be upon mankind and it?ll be hundreds, if not thousands, of years before we ever reclaim any of our glory.
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why the fuck would a human being do that? :'(
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He can't get outta my house alive if those are my cats. |
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It's a directfiesta thread, so it must be Bush and the Evil Jews' fault.
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no animal should be tortured and thise thinking otherwise are a disgrace for the human race
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do you think he ended up eating the porkchops?
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Haha I like how he took his clothes off. I wonder if he rubbed one off afterwards.
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Sick fuck.
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I'd gladly kill that asshole.
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what a fucked up guy he must be to do that ?
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That's truly sick. This guy should go seek some serious help.
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i would kill him
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you should seek treatment.
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that man is really sick and he should also suffer what he did to the kittens...that's really horrible
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Hmmm, fried cat. Haven't had that since I last visited the Far East.
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Sicko......
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damn someone needs to throw his ass in a huge deep fryer as his penalty
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How can someone do that. I'd fry his brain with hot oil and find out.
I finally decided to buy another cat after one year, it's been a great decision. Even if I still miss my 16 year old cat. Here's Maya. ![]() |
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should be burned alive for that shit.
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crazy shit, people are fucked!
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Man Throws Kittens Into Frying Pan With Hot Oil
+++++++++++++++ I guess that be some hot pussy, huh?
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sick fucking idiot cunt
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