Originally Posted by notabook

It's absolutely true and cats are brainwashing you even as you speak.

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/Dye...2288095&page=1

Cat scientists worked evidently for years to concoct this ingenious method of brainwashing. First the cats invade a planet, acting completely innocent and 'cute'. At first the most evolved species (in case of our planet, Humans) rejects the species using logic. 'Why would I help this creature when it can give me nothing in return? I can teach a dog to hunt with me, but this useless bag of flesh does nothing but take resources'. Well after years and years of being exposed, slowly but surely these genetically engineered parasites start taking effect, making humans feel 'sorry' for the furry fleshbags. Soon afterwards, they invite them into their homes... then at a time of their choosing, cats will completely take over whichever planet they are on, rob it of most of its resources and move onto the next.