Originally Posted by notabook

Oh thank god, another defender of the human race steps up to stop the feline menace. This guy should be given a hero?s welcome! I'm so sick and fucking tired of all you fucking PETA and ALF ops here, always spreading your pro-cat propaganda, well guess what you brainwashed douche bags, as long as guys like that man exist we will RESIST you and felinity's rise to power, we will FIGHT YOU until the very last breath. We will not surrender to the feline overlords, we will not bow down and clean up their feces from the litterbox. We shall OVERCOME the cat fucks and their supporters....

Sadly, we will fail. Even after the hours upon hours of fighting against the furry menace, the resistance will not be able to overcome their clawed might. We will have to go into hiding for many years. During this time, the feline overlords will hunger for a new food source and will start slicing up the very people that put them in power, the PETA and ALF supporters that helped them rise above humanity. Not soon after, the cats will begin to bore themselves on planet Earth and will take their leave of this planet in their gigantic litter box spaceships in search of new prey to conquer.