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s9ann0 · 08-10-2006, 11:29 AM

ok I know people are going to chuck a sicky now and then but :

is philipines realy that dangerous a place that a family member gets fucked up every other week ?!

I mean how many fucking family members do you have that a dozen or more get sick and die a year so you have to take so many days off ? :o)

:o))

#1. my grandma/uncle/father is sick/dead/dying

Anthony · 08-10-2006, 11:32 AM

Why don't you go visit and find out yourself?

Let me know when, I'll have a family member meet you.

pocketkangaroo · 08-10-2006, 11:33 AM

The "death in the family" is always the most common. I had one guy I used for years who had his grandmother die 3 times. I asked him how many he had and he changed it to his aunt.

scottybuzz · 08-10-2006, 11:34 AM

ahahhaa this should be fun

pocketkangaroo · 08-10-2006, 11:34 AM

This isn't a filipino only thing. This can be globally as excuses are used throughout the world in every country by programmers/designers/etc.

brand0n · 08-10-2006, 11:36 AM

i dont know who you are using for your outsourcing, but i havent heard 1 excuse out of my iwebmaster team

i TRY to give the guys a day off once my servers went down.. and they pretty much said no.. sat there w/o a project to do, instead of going home.. and i told em id pay em for the day..

www.iwebmasters.com

thats the ticket

SCORE Ralph · 08-10-2006, 11:38 AM

they do have 366 holidays a year, ya know...

s9ann0 · 08-10-2006, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Why don't you go visit and find out yourself?

Let me know when, I'll have a family member meet you.

are you filipino ? I am planning to go soon actualyl nov-dec or jan for a month

s9ann0 · 08-10-2006, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

The "death in the family" is always the most common. I had one guy I used for years who had his grandmother die 3 times. I asked him how many he had and he changed it to his aunt.

being the aunt of a web guy is the #2 most dangerous thing you can be in philipines!

fris · 08-10-2006, 11:45 AM

i am guessing you got the icq to donate as well?

Mike_AWP · 08-10-2006, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno

are you filipino ? I am planning to go soon actualyl nov-dec or jan for a month

really?... hit me up anytime mate..

Greg MissionD · 08-10-2006, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno

are you filipino ? I am planning to go soon actualyl nov-dec or jan for a month

I'll be here, where you heading to Manila?

BluewireAngie · 08-10-2006, 11:55 AM

there's a lot of sick guys lately 'coz of the weather. Fever and flu are common today they can show you medical certificates for that.

And ohh... it's going to be a holiday here on monday.

Fresh · 08-10-2006, 11:57 AM

Here's by far the best one I got. Guy went on his honeymoon, told me he would be back in a week, and got this excuse 2 1/2 weeks later...

"I got married and went on my honeymoon and my wife took some pregnancy pills that werent prescribed to her. And shes been really fucked up. She keeps shitting and puking all over the place non stop. I had to take care of her."

Now this might have been true but, the fact that the dude is telling me his new wife is shiting and puking all over the place killed me. I couldn't stop laughing.

Hope he doesn't read this LOLLL

ATL_Ryan · 08-10-2006, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

i dont know who you are using for your outsourcing, but i havent heard 1 excuse out of my iwebmaster team

i TRY to give the guys a day off once my servers went down.. and they pretty much said no.. sat there w/o a project to do, instead of going home.. and i told em id pay em for the day..

www.iwebmasters.com

thats the ticket

Glad to here things are going well for you.

HpicAnn · 08-10-2006, 12:13 PM

No matter where you are(USA, Canada, Australia, Brazil, China, etc), people ALWAYS says excuses and kills their own family.

pocketkangaroo · 08-10-2006, 12:21 PM

Best and most reliable designer I've come across:

http://www.mr2creationz.com/

Has always gone the extra mile for me and does fantastic work. Not to mention he is from the Philippines.

Pipecrew · 08-10-2006, 12:30 PM

If you actually pay them well and not this 200/month bullshit, they will never miss a day and work harder then the average guy

Major (Tom) · 08-10-2006, 12:32 PM

top excuse:

"sorry sir, i'm filipino"

lol

Duke

Forest · 08-10-2006, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno

are you filipino ? I am planning to go soon actualyl nov-dec or jan for a month

He is the biggest filipino on the island

Johny Traffic · 08-10-2006, 12:40 PM

Dont even talk to me about them today.

Have had to speak to mine today about a job that I could have done myself in two days that has taken him two weeks and I still have to finish.

He has never worked a whole month without at least a few days off. Excuses include. Mum in hostpital, Fever, weather storms, high blodd presure, flu, out of breath.

You get what you pay for I guess, you pay 1/4 of the price and get 1/4 of the work done

Doctor Dre · 08-10-2006, 12:41 PM

Just use high grade employes at iwebmasters

BOSS1 · 08-10-2006, 01:09 PM

broken leg, wedding, family drama ... it all happens

Z · 08-10-2006, 01:21 PM

"Sir Z, I have been squirting from my backside. I must go home."

SCORE Ralph · 08-10-2006, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z

"Sir Z, I have been squirting from my backside. I must go home."

And the award goes to....

BlueWire · 08-10-2006, 03:04 PM

For the record:

American Employees are WAYYYY bigger pains in the ass than filipinio employees. Thats half the reason why many of us have such large offices over there. I'm American...and you know what American's think? They think if they get a college degree it is their GOD GIVEN RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN THAT THEY GET A JOB

If America's jobs are all outsourced overseas the workers of America have no place to look but in the mirror

BlackCrayon · 08-10-2006, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueWire

For the record:

American Employees are WAYYYY bigger pains in the ass than filipinio employees. Thats half the reason why many of us have such large offices over there. I'm American...and you know what American's think? They think if they get a college degree it is their GOD GIVEN RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN THAT THEY GET A JOB

If America's jobs are all outsourced overseas the workers of America have no place to look but in the mirror

that is not the fault of americans, its what we're told from day one in school. number one reason outsourcing exists is not because these people work harder, its because they work for less.

BoyAlley · 08-10-2006, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

The "death in the family" is always the most common. I had one guy I used for years who had his grandmother die 3 times. I asked him how many he had and he changed it to his aunt.

NickB. · 08-10-2006, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru

Here's by far the best one I got. Guy went on his honeymoon, told me he would be back in a week, and got this excuse 2 1/2 weeks later...

"I got married and went on my honeymoon and my wife took some pregnancy pills that werent prescribed to her. And shes been really fucked up. She keeps shitting and puking all over the place non stop. I had to take care of her."

Now this might have been true but, the fact that the dude is telling me his new wife is shiting and puking all over the place killed me. I couldn't stop laughing.

Hope he doesn't read this LOLLL

This happens a lot - Could be true actually -

Elli · 08-10-2006, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueWire

For the record:

American Employees are WAYYYY bigger pains in the ass than filipinio employees. Thats half the reason why many of us have such large offices over there. I'm American...and you know what American's think? They think if they get a college degree it is their GOD GIVEN RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN THAT THEY GET A JOB

If America's jobs are all outsourced overseas the workers of America have no place to look but in the mirror

Hmm.. my high school teachers drilled it into us that we had better get that degree and even then we'll have to fight and scrape just to get in the door. Maybe you should outsource to Canada.

chupachups · 08-10-2006, 05:31 PM

(19:25:58) Chupachups: yo
(19:32:15) Sai Ki.: Hi Chupachups, met with an accident in the evening
(19:32:50) Chupachups: an accident?
(19:32:55) Sai Ki.: i started u project but on the way to home and met with an accident, anyways i shall talk to u tomorrow, i need to relax now
(19:33:05) Sai Ki.: yes accident
(19:33:18) Sai Ki.: i knee got injured
(19:33:27) Chupachups: oki, what kind of accident? will it delay your work?
(19:34:13) Sai Ki.: i think so, anyways i spoke to friend of mine, he said he will come down to my place tomorrow morning, i will discuss everythig about ur project
(19:34:25) Sai Ki.: not able to walk now
(19:35:18) Sai Ki.: anyways i will mail u tomorrow morning and let u know that i will continue or not, dont worry i will inform u at any cost
(19:35:39) Sai Ki.: u there?
(19:35:55) Chupachups: oki
(19:35:59) Sai Ki.: tell me soon, i am feeling sleepy
(19:36:10) Chupachups: oki man, maybe its better I find someone else
(19:36:25) Sai Ki.: oh shit
(19:36:34) Sai Ki.: so i will loose this ?
(19:36:50) Sai Ki.: actually pls wait till tomorrow
(19:36:54) Sai Ki.: pls
(19:37:10) Chupachups: well, you know... whenever I work with someone their mama dies or they hurt themself
(19:59:40) Sai Ki.: Chupachups, do u think i can work if my knee is severely injured?
(19:59:46) Sai Ki.: can u?
(20:00:24) Chupachups: yes.... do you use a bicycle to power your computer or what?

brand0n · 08-10-2006, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z

"Sir Z, I have been squirting from my backside. I must go home."

Fresh · 08-10-2006, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickbaauw

This happens a lot - Could be true actually -

lol, ill take your word for it nick

Bdiddy · 08-10-2006, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

Maybe you should outsource to Canada.

We're happy here with iwebmasters

redfalcon · 08-10-2006, 05:54 PM

Everyday is a holiday in the Philippines!

1. What you need is to have them sign a contract stating the penalties of missed, unfinished or delayed work.
2. Also give him a higher salary, but not too high. If he earns too much, he can afford to be absent.
3. Lastly, hire someone who has no family and have no history of sickness

aico · 08-10-2006, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupachups

(19:59:40) Sai Ki.: Chupachups, do u think i can work if my knee is severely injured?
(19:59:46) Sai Ki.: can u?
(20:00:24) Chupachups: yes.... do you use a bicycle to power your computer or what?

mrthumbs · 08-10-2006, 06:02 PM

No philipino but an israeli programmer that is working for me (smart guy btw)
explained a delay in work 2 weeks ago with this great one-liner

"sorry, missile hit dsl"

pocketkangaroo · 08-10-2006, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

No philipino but an israeli programmer that is working for me (smart guy btw)
explained a delay in work 2 weeks ago with this great one-liner

"sorry, missile hit dsl"

Damn!

Isn't PussyCash located in Israel?

Bdiddy · 08-10-2006, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

No philipino but an israeli programmer that is working for me (smart guy btw)
explained a delay in work 2 weeks ago with this great one-liner

"sorry, missile hit dsl"

I believe him

redfalcon · 08-10-2006, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

No philipino but an israeli programmer that is working for me (smart guy btw)
explained a delay in work 2 weeks ago with this great one-liner

"sorry, missile hit dsl"

That's original

chupachups · 08-10-2006, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

"sorry, missile hit dsl"

Fucksakes · 08-10-2006, 06:28 PM

his grandma slipped and fell and he had to bring her to the hospital, his dog died, he was sick, his internet was offline.. this was all in the first week he started working for me and I fired him.

TheJimmy · 08-10-2006, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

The "death in the family" is always the most common. I had one guy I used for years who had his grandmother die 3 times. I asked him how many he had and he changed it to his aunt.

A long standing joke with me and Crypt is that someone's 50th grandfather died...

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s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	post your top filipino worker guy slacking off excuses! ok I know people are going to chuck a sicky now and then but : is philipines realy that dangerous a place that a family member gets fucked up every other week ?! I mean how many fucking family members do you have that a dozen or more get sick and die a year so you have to take so many days off ? :o) :o)) #1. my grandma/uncle/father is sick/dead/dying

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08-10-2006, 11:33 AM	#3
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08-10-2006, 12:30 PM	#18
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	If you actually pay them well and not this 200/month bullshit, they will never miss a day and work harder then the average guy

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08-10-2006, 12:40 PM	#21
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08-10-2006, 01:09 PM	#23
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08-10-2006, 01:21 PM	#24
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	"Sir Z, I have been squirting from my backside. I must go home."

08-10-2006, 03:04 PM	#26
BlueWire Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,628	For the record: American Employees are WAYYYY bigger pains in the ass than filipinio employees. Thats half the reason why many of us have such large offices over there. I'm American...and you know what American's think? They think if they get a college degree it is their GOD GIVEN RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN THAT THEY GET A JOB If America's jobs are all outsourced overseas the workers of America have no place to look but in the mirror

08-10-2006, 05:31 PM	#31
chupachups Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch! Posts: 6,576	(19:25:58) Chupachups: yo (19:32:15) Sai Ki.: Hi Chupachups, met with an accident in the evening (19:32:50) Chupachups: an accident? (19:32:55) Sai Ki.: i started u project but on the way to home and met with an accident, anyways i shall talk to u tomorrow, i need to relax now (19:33:05) Sai Ki.: yes accident (19:33:18) Sai Ki.: i knee got injured (19:33:27) Chupachups: oki, what kind of accident? will it delay your work? (19:34:13) Sai Ki.: i think so, anyways i spoke to friend of mine, he said he will come down to my place tomorrow morning, i will discuss everythig about ur project (19:34:25) Sai Ki.: not able to walk now (19:35:18) Sai Ki.: anyways i will mail u tomorrow morning and let u know that i will continue or not, dont worry i will inform u at any cost (19:35:39) Sai Ki.: u there? (19:35:55) Chupachups: oki (19:35:59) Sai Ki.: tell me soon, i am feeling sleepy (19:36:10) Chupachups: oki man, maybe its better I find someone else (19:36:25) Sai Ki.: oh shit (19:36:34) Sai Ki.: so i will loose this ? (19:36:50) Sai Ki.: actually pls wait till tomorrow (19:36:54) Sai Ki.: pls (19:37:10) Chupachups: well, you know... whenever I work with someone their mama dies or they hurt themself (19:59:40) Sai Ki.: Chupachups, do u think i can work if my knee is severely injured? (19:59:46) Sai Ki.: can u? (20:00:24) Chupachups: yes.... do you use a bicycle to power your computer or what? __________________

08-10-2006, 05:54 PM	#35
redfalcon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 164	Everyday is a holiday in the Philippines! 1. What you need is to have them sign a contract stating the penalties of missed, unfinished or delayed work. 2. Also give him a higher salary, but not too high. If he earns too much, he can afford to be absent. 3. Lastly, hire someone who has no family and have no history of sickness

08-10-2006, 06:02 PM	#37
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	No philipino but an israeli programmer that is working for me (smart guy btw) explained a delay in work 2 weeks ago with this great one-liner "sorry, missile hit dsl"

08-10-2006, 06:28 PM	#42
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	his grandma slipped and fell and he had to bring her to the hospital, his dog died, he was sick, his internet was offline.. this was all in the first week he started working for me and I fired him.