post your top filipino worker guy slacking off excuses!
 

ok I know people are going to chuck a sicky now and then but :

is philipines realy that dangerous a place that a family member gets fucked up every other week ?!

I mean how many fucking family members do you have that a dozen or more get sick and die a year so you have to take so many days off ? :o)

:o))

#1. my grandma/uncle/father is sick/dead/dying

Why don't you go visit and find out yourself?

Let me know when, I'll have a family member meet you.

The "death in the family" is always the most common. I had one guy I used for years who had his grandmother die 3 times. I asked him how many he had and he changed it to his aunt.

ahahhaa this should be fun

This isn't a filipino only thing. This can be globally as excuses are used throughout the world in every country by programmers/designers/etc.

i dont know who you are using for your outsourcing, but i havent heard 1 excuse out of my iwebmaster team

i TRY to give the guys a day off once my servers went down.. and they pretty much said no.. sat there w/o a project to do, instead of going home.. and i told em id pay em for the day..

www.iwebmasters.com

thats the ticket :2 cents:

they do have 366 holidays a year, ya know...

are you filipino ? I am planning to go soon actualyl nov-dec or jan for a month

being the aunt of a web guy is the #2 most dangerous thing you can be in philipines!

i am guessing you got the icq to donate as well?

really?... hit me up anytime mate.. :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

I'll be here, where you heading to Manila?

there's a lot of sick guys lately 'coz of the weather. Fever and flu are common today they can show you medical certificates for that.



And ohh... it's going to be a holiday here on monday.:)

Here's by far the best one I got. Guy went on his honeymoon, told me he would be back in a week, and got this excuse 2 1/2 weeks later...

"I got married and went on my honeymoon and my wife took some pregnancy pills that werent prescribed to her. And shes been really fucked up. She keeps shitting and puking all over the place non stop. I had to take care of her."


Now this might have been true but, the fact that the dude is telling me his new wife is shiting and puking all over the place killed me. I couldn't stop laughing.

Hope he doesn't read this LOLLL

Glad to here things are going well for you. :thumbsup

No matter where you are(USA, Canada, Australia, Brazil, China, etc), people ALWAYS says excuses and kills their own family.

Best and most reliable designer I've come across:

http://www.mr2creationz.com/

Has always gone the extra mile for me and does fantastic work. Not to mention he is from the Philippines.

If you actually pay them well and not this 200/month bullshit, they will never miss a day and work harder then the average guy

top excuse:

"sorry sir, i'm filipino"

lol

Duke

He is the biggest filipino on the island

Dont even talk to me about them today.

Have had to speak to mine today about a job that I could have done myself in two days that has taken him two weeks and I still have to finish.

He has never worked a whole month without at least a few days off. Excuses include. Mum in hostpital, Fever, weather storms, high blodd presure, flu, out of breath.


You get what you pay for I guess, you pay 1/4 of the price and get 1/4 of the work done :2 cents:

Just use high grade employes at iwebmasters

broken leg, wedding, family drama ... it all happens

"Sir Z, I have been squirting from my backside. I must go home."

:helpme And the award goes to....

For the record:

American Employees are WAYYYY bigger pains in the ass than filipinio employees. Thats half the reason why many of us have such large offices over there. I'm American...and you know what American's think? They think if they get a college degree it is their GOD GIVEN RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN THAT THEY GET A JOB:(

If America's jobs are all outsourced overseas the workers of America have no place to look but in the mirror

that is not the fault of americans, its what we're told from day one in school. number one reason outsourcing exists is not because these people work harder, its because they work for less.

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This happens a lot - Could be true actually -

Hmm.. my high school teachers drilled it into us that we had better get that degree and even then we'll have to fight and scrape just to get in the door. Maybe you should outsource to Canada. :)

(19:25:58) Chupachups: yo
(19:32:15) Sai Ki.: Hi Chupachups, met with an accident in the evening
(19:32:50) Chupachups: an accident?
(19:32:55) Sai Ki.: i started u project but on the way to home and met with an accident, anyways i shall talk to u tomorrow, i need to relax now
(19:33:05) Sai Ki.: yes accident
(19:33:18) Sai Ki.: i knee got injured
(19:33:27) Chupachups: oki, what kind of accident? will it delay your work?
(19:34:13) Sai Ki.: i think so, anyways i spoke to friend of mine, he said he will come down to my place tomorrow morning, i will discuss everythig about ur project
(19:34:25) Sai Ki.: not able to walk now
(19:35:18) Sai Ki.: anyways i will mail u tomorrow morning and let u know that i will continue or not, dont worry i will inform u at any cost
(19:35:39) Sai Ki.: u there?
(19:35:55) Chupachups: oki
(19:35:59) Sai Ki.: tell me soon, i am feeling sleepy
(19:36:10) Chupachups: oki man, maybe its better I find someone else
(19:36:25) Sai Ki.: oh shit
(19:36:34) Sai Ki.: so i will loose this ?
(19:36:50) Sai Ki.: actually pls wait till tomorrow
(19:36:54) Sai Ki.: pls
(19:37:10) Chupachups: well, you know... whenever I work with someone their mama dies or they hurt themself
(19:59:40) Sai Ki.: Chupachups, do u think i can work if my knee is severely injured?
(19:59:46) Sai Ki.: can u?
(20:00:24) Chupachups: yes.... do you use a bicycle to power your computer or what?

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lol, ill take your word for it nick

We're happy here with iwebmasters :thumbsup

Everyday is a holiday in the Philippines! :thumbsup

1. What you need is to have them sign a contract stating the penalties of missed, unfinished or delayed work.
2. Also give him a higher salary, but not too high. If he earns too much, he can afford to be absent.
3. Lastly, hire someone who has no family and have no history of sickness :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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No philipino but an israeli programmer that is working for me (smart guy btw)
explained a delay in work 2 weeks ago with this great one-liner

"sorry, missile hit dsl"

Damn! :(

Isn't PussyCash located in Israel?

I believe him

That's original :1orglaugh

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his grandma slipped and fell and he had to bring her to the hospital, his dog died, he was sick, his internet was offline.. this was all in the first week he started working for me and I fired him.

A long standing joke with me and Crypt is that someone's 50th grandfather died...

:thumbsup :pimp