Do you read when taking a dump? - GoFuckYourself.com

Jarmusch · 08-12-2006, 04:03 PM

Can you shit without reading a book/mag/newspaper?

Kinky John · 08-12-2006, 04:03 PM

If i had Indian the night before i take Tolstoy

MaDalton · 08-12-2006, 04:05 PM

i just did - car magazine

Dagwolf · 08-12-2006, 04:07 PM

I don't take dumps, but if I did I'd read while I did it.

Scott McD · 08-12-2006, 04:10 PM

When i don't take something in to read with me, my shit usually takes ages, and i'm sitting there with fuck all to read.

When i do take something in with me, my shit always drops fast, and so makes it pointless having anything to read.

I can't win...

Z · 08-12-2006, 04:10 PM

Yup...sure do.

Adult Warden · 08-12-2006, 04:13 PM

I bring the laptop

notabook · 08-12-2006, 05:05 PM

Reading books at least is out of the question as they are for fags. I do however often contemplate the greater meanings of life while taking a shit. Often times while I'm squeezing out the second or third turd, I'll be thinking about George Bush for some reason. Perhaps he's synonymous with shit? Or maybe it's because I secretly want to have a love affair with him just so I can rub it in Condi's face? Eh, who knows. Except Jesus. Because Jesus knows everything.

RayVega · 08-12-2006, 05:26 PM

I'm in-and-out, no time to read...

Vitasoy · 08-12-2006, 05:28 PM

I take quick dumps, so no

Jarmusch · 08-13-2006, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

When i do take something in with me, my shit always drops fast, and so makes it pointless having anything to read.

Yeah it's amazing how the turds come out easier when you're reading.

Jakke PNG · 08-13-2006, 05:07 AM

I read or play gameboy.

dakota1358 · 08-13-2006, 05:09 AM

Hell ya I read boring if not

thaifan99 · 08-13-2006, 05:32 AM

I su doku. do you?

Magix · 08-13-2006, 05:33 AM

i'm thinking abut bussines, usely it's morning so i'm thinking about my day plans

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 08-13-2006, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

I'm in-and-out, no time to read...

that is the best way.

Sveindt Beindt · 08-13-2006, 06:00 AM

Yes all i can get

Waveu6410 · 08-13-2006, 06:18 AM

I always read a current issue of AVN Online

AnnaSucks · 08-13-2006, 06:27 AM

Of course. I've been know to spend 90 minutes on a toilet because I just had to finish an interesting book, although the actual shitting part only took 5 minutes. Unfortunately after an hour your ass and legs go numb and tingly.

I also have a dictionary in the bathroom, for the quickies. Every time I have a number 2, I learn a new word. I can highly recommend this method to anyone who wants to expand their vocabulary.

Once when I was still living with my mom, she had to go really bad, but I needed to finish the book I was reading, so I kept her waiting outside the bathroom door for another 15 minutes. When I came out I figured she'd be really pissed off with me if I told her I was *just* reading a book so I told her I had a really bad case of constipation...

She booked me a doctors appointment the next day.

Zester · 08-13-2006, 06:35 AM

I shit too fast to read anything, really, i think about something for 1 mintue and it's over.
what do I think about when I shit? that's another thread

Antonio · 08-13-2006, 06:37 AM

I always take something with me, usually a newspaper, I honestly think that's one of the best pleasures in life

cool1 · 08-13-2006, 06:41 AM

Yep I have a bookshelf in my bathroom.
And now my 5 yr old daughter has takin to reading her book in the john, wonder if my son will when he starts reading

free4porn · 08-13-2006, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy

I take quick dumps, so no

same here

mikeyddddd · 08-13-2006, 07:36 AM

Yep. You need something to do when you have the occasional hanger.

Grapesoda · 08-13-2006, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Can you shit without reading a book/mag/newspaper?

I can't walk and chew gum . . . so . . hummmm?

Garywell · 08-13-2006, 08:05 AM

hahaha

It's really difficult to do it without reading when you're at home. But in public no reading at all. Just fast action

fris · 08-13-2006, 08:13 AM

no, but i bring my portable dvd player

GlamourGirlContent · 08-13-2006, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega

I'm in-and-out, no time to read...

That is me too....I do what I go there for and that's it!!!!!!!
When I wanna read that I sit down in the living room...

Kimo · 08-13-2006, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Warden

I bring the laptop

metoo, or i read avn/xbiz

Hooligan · 08-13-2006, 10:59 AM

i watch movies

OTerror · 08-13-2006, 11:00 AM

I love reading the paper

Webby · 08-13-2006, 11:05 AM

Best learning center on the planet

Learned several programming languages and plenty more there...

scottybuzz · 08-13-2006, 11:30 AM

no i dont read

nico-t · 08-13-2006, 05:36 PM

i dont wanna sit around reading in my own shit smell, i never understood that

kapon · 08-13-2006, 05:42 PM

I take laptop too

Digipimp · 08-13-2006, 05:45 PM

they dont call it the library without reason, anyway i'm off to the library

Rankings · 08-13-2006, 05:46 PM

avn online

BusterBunny · 08-13-2006, 05:47 PM

i crap out words and read them

reynold · 08-13-2006, 05:52 PM

I do not read nor sing while taking a dump--I just concentrate.

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