Do you read when taking a dump?
 

Can you shit without reading a book/mag/newspaper? :winkwink:

If i had Indian the night before i take Tolstoy

i just did - car magazine

I don't take dumps, but if I did I'd read while I did it.

When i don't take something in to read with me, my shit usually takes ages, and i'm sitting there with fuck all to read.

When i do take something in with me, my shit always drops fast, and so makes it pointless having anything to read.

I can't win... :(

Yup...sure do.

I bring the laptop

Reading books at least is out of the question as they are for fags. I do however often contemplate the greater meanings of life while taking a shit. Often times while I'm squeezing out the second or third turd, I'll be thinking about George Bush for some reason. Perhaps he's synonymous with shit? Or maybe it's because I secretly want to have a love affair with him just so I can rub it in Condi's face? Eh, who knows. Except Jesus. Because Jesus knows everything.

I'm in-and-out, no time to read...

I take quick dumps, so no

Yeah it's amazing how the turds come out easier when you're reading. :1orglaugh

I read or play gameboy. :)

Hell ya I read boring if not

I su doku. do you?

i'm thinking abut bussines, usely it's morning so i'm thinking about my day plans :)

that is the best way.

Yes all i can get:winkwink: :winkwink:

I always read a current issue of AVN Online :thumbsup

Of course. I've been know to spend 90 minutes on a toilet because I just had to finish an interesting book, although the actual shitting part only took 5 minutes. Unfortunately after an hour your ass and legs go numb and tingly.

I also have a dictionary in the bathroom, for the quickies. Every time I have a number 2, I learn a new word. I can highly recommend this method to anyone who wants to expand their vocabulary.

Once when I was still living with my mom, she had to go really bad, but I needed to finish the book I was reading, so I kept her waiting outside the bathroom door for another 15 minutes. When I came out I figured she'd be really pissed off with me if I told her I was *just* reading a book so I told her I had a really bad case of constipation...

She booked me a doctors appointment the next day.

I shit too fast to read anything, really, i think about something for 1 mintue and it's over.
what do I think about when I shit? that's another thread

I always take something with me, usually a newspaper, I honestly think that's one of the best pleasures in life

Yep I have a bookshelf in my bathroom.
And now my 5 yr old daughter has takin to reading her book in the john, wonder if my son will when he starts reading

same here :thumbsup

Yep. You need something to do when you have the occasional hanger.

I can't walk and chew gum . . . so . . hummmm?

hahaha:) It's really difficult to do it without reading when you're at home. But in public no reading at all. Just fast action:)

no, but i bring my portable dvd player

That is me too....I do what I go there for and that's it!!!!!!!
When I wanna read that I sit down in the living room...

metoo, or i read avn/xbiz

i watch movies

I love reading the paper

Best learning center on the planet :winkwink:

Learned several programming languages and plenty more there...

no i dont read

i dont wanna sit around reading in my own shit smell, i never understood that

I take laptop too:)

they dont call it the library without reason, anyway i'm off to the library

avn online

i crap out words and read them

I do not read nor sing while taking a dump--I just concentrate.