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Of course. I've been know to spend 90 minutes on a toilet because I just had to finish an interesting book, although the actual shitting part only took 5 minutes. Unfortunately after an hour your ass and legs go numb and tingly.
I also have a dictionary in the bathroom, for the quickies. Every time I have a number 2, I learn a new word. I can highly recommend this method to anyone who wants to expand their vocabulary.
Once when I was still living with my mom, she had to go really bad, but I needed to finish the book I was reading, so I kept her waiting outside the bathroom door for another 15 minutes. When I came out I figured she'd be really pissed off with me if I told her I was *just* reading a book so I told her I had a really bad case of constipation...
She booked me a doctors appointment the next day.
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