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Reading books at least is out of the question as they are for fags. I do however often contemplate the greater meanings of life while taking a shit. Often times while I'm squeezing out the second or third turd, I'll be thinking about George Bush for some reason. Perhaps he's synonymous with shit? Or maybe it's because I secretly want to have a love affair with him just so I can rub it in Condi's face? Eh, who knows. Except Jesus. Because Jesus knows everything.
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