How many of you have the heart, the motivation, and the charisma to really go pimp? - GoFuckYourself.com

Platinum Lantern · 08-05-2006, 11:28 PM

As I grow older in the online game....
(Been in the game since 2001)

I start to think about actually hitting the STREET LEVEL and actually pimp a bitch (yes thats what they actually call themselves). How many of you could/would/should do it it? I know it takes work to work these hoes to the fullest but I think I could really commit myself to the game. Where I live there isn't a strip or hoe stroll. So the best thing I can come up with is having hoes get some money in the strip club and BRINGING ALL the money back to her pimp

Discuss

Barefootsies · 08-05-2006, 11:30 PM

madawgz · 08-05-2006, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

thats cute

Vlad · 08-05-2006, 11:31 PM

Jeez , you would die in less then 3 days

being criminal and sitting in front of your monitor is two different things.

Dagwolf · 08-05-2006, 11:32 PM

Fuck pimping, I'm a desk jockey. :D

Tullian Zombie · 08-05-2006, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern

As I grow older in the online game....
(Been in the game since 2001)

I start to think about actually hitting the STREET LEVEL and actually pimp a bitch (yes thats what they actually call themselves). How many of you could/would/should do it it? I know it takes work to work these hoes to the fullest but I think I could really commit myself to the game. Where I live there isn't a strip or hoe stroll. So the best thing I can come up with is having hoes get some money in the strip club and BRINGING ALL the money back to her pimp

Discuss

Been watching HBO's "Pimps Up, Hos Down" much?

Platinum Lantern · 08-05-2006, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Vlad

Jeez , you would die in less then 3 days

being criminal and sitting in front of your monitor is two different things.

What the fuck?
Die in 3 Days?

YOU MUST BE A WHITE GUY

Vlad · 08-05-2006, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern

What the fuck?
Die in 3 Days?

YOU MUST BE A WHITE GUY

Platinum Lantern · 08-05-2006, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Vlad

I mean Vladomir with all do respect, you come off like a real LAME white person when you respond that a grown man would die in 3 days when he's getting started in the STREET LEVEL pimp and hoe game.

Think about it, making such an outlandish comment like that lets me knows your own personal fears and what you think are your limitations

Again I ask you how can a GROWN ASS MAN be "afraid" of pimpin a hoe?

Vlad · 08-05-2006, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern

I mean Vladomir with all do respect, you come off like a real LAME white person when you respond that a grown man would die in 3 days when he's getting started in the STREET LEVEL pimp and hoe game.

Think about it, making such an outlandish comment like that lets me knows your own personal fears and what you think are your limitations

Again I ask you how can a GROWN ASS MAN be "afraid" of pimpin a hoe?

Vladomir is your dad.

Street level pimp

dude just GFY!

Platinum Lantern · 08-05-2006, 11:55 PM

Pause...
So Vladomir your saying your actually pimpin already?
Get the fuck outta here with that shit

Vlad · 08-05-2006, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern

Like I said Vladomir Putin....
Stay in Europe and leave this pimpin thread alone

you are probably right ... a GROWN ASS MAN

Vlad · 08-05-2006, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern

Pause...
So Vladomir your saying your actually pimpin already?
Get the fuck outta here with that shit

ok =)))))))

mikeyddddd · 08-06-2006, 12:01 AM

I forget.

Vlad · 08-06-2006, 12:02 AM

Personally, I blame MTV 8)

69pornlinks · 08-06-2006, 06:06 AM

you forgot one thing...the soul...i have all 3 you stated but my soul is too pure to be a pimp...would your soul allow you to withstand one of one your being killed and dumped somewhere...my soul couldn't..i'm a cold hearted man, but i have a pure soul...

as for you thinking you can pimp..

you would getting eaten like lunch out there...if you don't start young don't start at all

i can steal a broad's mind in 3-4 minutes, it's not how long you talk it's what you put in it..

polish_aristocrat · 08-06-2006, 06:08 AM

I'm shy, insecure and sensitive, so I guess I couldn't do it

H0witzer · 08-06-2006, 06:57 AM

pimpin aint easy

godisdead · 08-06-2006, 07:00 AM

What are you thinking? Pimping would be actual work.

Kimo · 08-06-2006, 01:47 PM

no hoe stroll in port city?

OTerror · 08-06-2006, 01:48 PM

I'm already a pimp, makes b.s money right now I need more girls.

adamthick · 08-06-2006, 03:48 PM

You'll be a popcorn pimp. But if you really apply yourself, then read PIMP by Iceberg Slim, then watch every pimp movie out there, you can maybe achieve the status of player, then ultimately, the macdaddy.

j/k

Dvae · 08-06-2006, 05:18 PM

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-06-2006, 06:05 PM

In florida I had a few girls that I used for my big money customers that wanted to fuck..and I took them to bachelor parties to be the token "whore".

At one point I had alot of girls coming to me asking me for work....the only thing I will ever miss about Florida..pimping!

reynold · 08-06-2006, 06:22 PM

I am a trying hard, miserable pimp who never stops looking up to your incomparable achievement.

08-05-2006, 11:28 PM	#1
Platinum Lantern Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,564	How many of you have the heart, the motivation, and the charisma to really go pimp? As I grow older in the online game.... (Been in the game since 2001) I start to think about actually hitting the STREET LEVEL and actually pimp a bitch (yes thats what they actually call themselves). How many of you could/would/should do it it? I know it takes work to work these hoes to the fullest but I think I could really commit myself to the game. Where I live there isn't a strip or hoe stroll. So the best thing I can come up with is having hoes get some money in the strip club and BRINGING ALL the money back to her pimp Discuss __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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08-05-2006, 11:32 PM	#5
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08-05-2006, 11:55 PM	#11
Platinum Lantern Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,564	Pause... So Vladomir your saying your actually pimpin already? Get the fuck outta here with that shit __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Last edited by Platinum Lantern; 08-05-2006 at 11:57 PM..

08-06-2006, 12:01 AM	#14
mikeyddddd Viva la vulva! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself Posts: 16,557	I forget. __________________ AdultStarProfits AmbyaCash AnilosCash AzianiGold ColdHardCash FlashTheMoney IdolBucks MediumPimpin NSCash Nubiles PussyCash ScoreCash Sextronix SpunkyCash TubeTitans Twistys

08-05-2006, 11:31 PM	#4
Vlad Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gone Posts: 2,864	Jeez , you would die in less then 3 days being criminal and sitting in front of your monitor is two different things.

08-06-2006, 12:02 AM	#15
Vlad Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gone Posts: 2,864	Personally, I blame MTV 8)

08-06-2006, 06:06 AM	#16
69pornlinks Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Heranus Posts: 5,560	you forgot one thing...the soul...i have all 3 you stated but my soul is too pure to be a pimp...would your soul allow you to withstand one of one your being killed and dumped somewhere...my soul couldn't..i'm a cold hearted man, but i have a pure soul... as for you thinking you can pimp.. you would getting eaten like lunch out there...if you don't start young don't start at all i can steal a broad's mind in 3-4 minutes, it's not how long you talk it's what you put in it.. __________________ It IS what it IS

08-06-2006, 06:08 AM	#17
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	I'm shy, insecure and sensitive, so I guess I couldn't do it __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

08-06-2006, 06:57 AM	#18
H0witzer So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 33	pimpin aint easy

08-06-2006, 07:00 AM	#19
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08-06-2006, 01:47 PM	#20
Kimo ... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677 Posts: 11,542	no hoe stroll in port city? __________________ ...

08-06-2006, 01:48 PM	#21
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08-06-2006, 03:48 PM	#22
adamthick Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: metro Detroit Posts: 377	You'll be a popcorn pimp. But if you really apply yourself, then read PIMP by Iceberg Slim, then watch every pimp movie out there, you can maybe achieve the status of player, then ultimately, the macdaddy. j/k __________________ Stealth Ringtones to SuperSize your Womans boobs!

08-06-2006, 05:18 PM	#23
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08-06-2006, 06:05 PM	#24
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	In florida I had a few girls that I used for my big money customers that wanted to fuck..and I took them to bachelor parties to be the token "whore". At one point I had alot of girls coming to me asking me for work....the only thing I will ever miss about Florida..pimping!

08-06-2006, 06:22 PM	#25
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I am a trying hard, miserable pimp who never stops looking up to your incomparable achievement.