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Platinum Lantern 08-05-2006 11:28 PM

How many of you have the heart, the motivation, and the charisma to really go pimp?
 
As I grow older in the online game....
(Been in the game since 2001)

I start to think about actually hitting the STREET LEVEL and actually pimp a bitch (yes thats what they actually call themselves). How many of you could/would/should do it it? I know it takes work to work these hoes to the fullest but I think I could really commit myself to the game. Where I live there isn't a strip or hoe stroll. So the best thing I can come up with is having hoes get some money in the strip club and BRINGING ALL the money back to her pimp

Discuss

Barefootsies 08-05-2006 11:30 PM

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madawgz 08-05-2006 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

thats cute

Vlad 08-05-2006 11:31 PM

Jeez , you would die in less then 3 days

being criminal and sitting in front of your monitor is two different things.

Dagwolf 08-05-2006 11:32 PM

Fuck pimping, I'm a desk jockey. :D

Tullian Zombie 08-05-2006 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern
As I grow older in the online game....
(Been in the game since 2001)

I start to think about actually hitting the STREET LEVEL and actually pimp a bitch (yes thats what they actually call themselves). How many of you could/would/should do it it? I know it takes work to work these hoes to the fullest but I think I could really commit myself to the game. Where I live there isn't a strip or hoe stroll. So the best thing I can come up with is having hoes get some money in the strip club and BRINGING ALL the money back to her pimp

Discuss

Been watching HBO's "Pimps Up, Hos Down" much?

Platinum Lantern 08-05-2006 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlad
Jeez , you would die in less then 3 days

being criminal and sitting in front of your monitor is two different things.

What the fuck?
Die in 3 Days?

YOU MUST BE A WHITE GUY

Vlad 08-05-2006 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern
What the fuck?
Die in 3 Days?

YOU MUST BE A WHITE GUY


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Platinum Lantern 08-05-2006 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlad

I mean Vladomir with all do respect, you come off like a real LAME white person when you respond that a grown man would die in 3 days when he's getting started in the STREET LEVEL pimp and hoe game.

Think about it, making such an outlandish comment like that lets me knows your own personal fears and what you think are your limitations

Again I ask you how can a GROWN ASS MAN be "afraid" of pimpin a hoe?

Vlad 08-05-2006 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern
I mean Vladomir with all do respect, you come off like a real LAME white person when you respond that a grown man would die in 3 days when he's getting started in the STREET LEVEL pimp and hoe game.

Think about it, making such an outlandish comment like that lets me knows your own personal fears and what you think are your limitations

Again I ask you how can a GROWN ASS MAN be "afraid" of pimpin a hoe?

Vladomir is your dad.

Street level pimp :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dude just GFY!

Platinum Lantern 08-05-2006 11:55 PM

Pause...
So Vladomir your saying your actually pimpin already?
Get the fuck outta here with that shit

Vlad 08-05-2006 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern
Like I said Vladomir Putin....
Stay in Europe and leave this pimpin thread alone

you are probably right ... a GROWN ASS MAN :1orglaugh

Vlad 08-05-2006 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern
Pause...
So Vladomir your saying your actually pimpin already?
Get the fuck outta here with that shit

ok =)))))))

mikeyddddd 08-06-2006 12:01 AM

I forget.

Vlad 08-06-2006 12:02 AM

Personally, I blame MTV 8)

69pornlinks 08-06-2006 06:06 AM

you forgot one thing...the soul...i have all 3 you stated but my soul is too pure to be a pimp...would your soul allow you to withstand one of one your being killed and dumped somewhere...my soul couldn't..i'm a cold hearted man, but i have a pure soul...


as for you thinking you can pimp..:1orglaugh you would getting eaten like lunch out there...if you don't start young don't start at all


i can steal a broad's mind in 3-4 minutes, it's not how long you talk it's what you put in it..

polish_aristocrat 08-06-2006 06:08 AM

I'm shy, insecure and sensitive, so I guess I couldn't do it :winkwink:

H0witzer 08-06-2006 06:57 AM

pimpin aint easy

godisdead 08-06-2006 07:00 AM

What are you thinking? Pimping would be actual work. :upsidedow

Kimo 08-06-2006 01:47 PM

no hoe stroll in port city?

OTerror 08-06-2006 01:48 PM

I'm already a pimp, makes b.s money right now I need more girls.

adamthick 08-06-2006 03:48 PM

You'll be a popcorn pimp. But if you really apply yourself, then read PIMP by Iceberg Slim, then watch every pimp movie out there, you can maybe achieve the status of player, then ultimately, the macdaddy. :pimp

:1orglaugh j/k

Dvae 08-06-2006 05:18 PM

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C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-06-2006 06:05 PM

In florida I had a few girls that I used for my big money customers that wanted to fuck..and I took them to bachelor parties to be the token "whore".

At one point I had alot of girls coming to me asking me for work....the only thing I will ever miss about Florida..pimping!

reynold 08-06-2006 06:22 PM

I am a trying hard, miserable pimp who never stops looking up to your incomparable achievement. :winkwink:


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