Guys who live alone and have cats... - GoFuckYourself.com

DirtyDanza · 07-31-2006, 09:50 PM

personally I think that = fag to the extreme you miase well play handball

EdgeXXX · 07-31-2006, 10:08 PM

If you have a cat, it doesn't mean you're gay it means you have a cat. Living along just means that you make enough that you don't have to have a roommate like all of the broke-asses. So I have to say no to that theory.

fuzebox · 07-31-2006, 10:24 PM

I had a cat and I miss it

No I am not gay...

Donny · 07-31-2006, 10:50 PM

Definitely gay. No doubt whatsoever.

Doctor Dre · 07-31-2006, 10:52 PM

I don't know ... cats takes almost no care.

I wouldn't have one thought

notabook · 07-31-2006, 10:56 PM

They are not gay; they are in actuality plotting with the cat to destroy humanity as we know it. They have been convinced by feline kind that after humans become the slaves to cats that they will get some major pussy from sex slaves. What they don't realize, however, is that after cats rule planet Earth their services will no longer be required and their balls shall be sliced from their sack swiftly then shoved inside their mouths. They will then be forced to clean gigantic city-size litter boxes for the feline overlords until they die from exhaustion.

To summarize: Anyone who owns a cat will regret it. The coming feline army will treat you well until they have succeeded in conquering Earth? after that you are nothing more to them than a scratching post.

reynold · 07-31-2006, 10:57 PM

What is so effeminate about cats, anyway? I don't have cats here but, I wont buy such notion that men who chose to have this creature as pets are gay.

KRL · 07-31-2006, 11:22 PM

Damn, I used to have 4 cats.

GoodGuy · 07-31-2006, 11:45 PM

I always think that Americans who live alone, have a dog and own a gun like to get their asses destroyed by huge black meat...

All the guys I know that live alone and have cats are pimps and winners.

While the guys who I know live alone and have dogs are sissy girls..

And if they own a gun they are directly Transexuals...

polish_aristocrat · 08-01-2006, 01:58 AM

I have no life cause I remember DarkJedi's thread from 2 years ago on the same subject

Wiggles · 08-01-2006, 02:58 AM

i don't think so, cats take care of themselves, dogs are all needy and shit, thats gay.

RayBonga · 08-01-2006, 03:00 AM

I never understood why anyone would want a cat.

Dogs > cats

buck naked · 08-01-2006, 03:51 AM

I'm single (divorced) with two cats and in my 40s. I live alone, except that my 23 year old girlfriend sleeps over and fucks the shit out of my nearly every night. Definitely not gay...

Jarmusch · 08-01-2006, 03:56 AM

Ubber gay. Case closed.

Wilbo · 08-01-2006, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

They are not gay; they are in actuality plotting with the cat to destroy humanity as we know it. They have been convinced by feline kind that after humans become the slaves to cats that they will get some major pussy from sex slaves. What they don't realize, however, is that after cats rule planet Earth their services will no longer be required and their balls shall be sliced from their sack swiftly then shoved inside their mouths. They will then be forced to clean gigantic city-size litter boxes for the feline overlords until they die from exhaustion.

To summarize: Anyone who owns a cat will regret it. The coming feline army will treat you well until they have succeeded in conquering Earth? after that you are nothing more to them than a scratching post.

What fools we've been, it's all so clear now!

fris · 08-01-2006, 04:04 AM

i cant stand cats, but i am a dog lover

Jarmusch · 08-01-2006, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buck naked

I'm single (divorced) with two cats and in my 40s. I live alone, except that my 23 year old girlfriend sleeps over and fucks the shit out of my nearly every night. Definitely not gay...

Your 23yo tranny girlfriend fucks the shit out of you every night? Hmm this one is tricky, you could be considered gay just for owning the 2 cats, but I've heard countless times that guys that like trannies are technically not gay..

fastfun · 08-01-2006, 04:09 AM

personally I think that DirtyDanza = Closetfag to the extreme you miase well play curling

madawgz · 08-01-2006, 04:19 AM

hmmmm i dont think thats gay atall, whats the problem?

ContentSHOOTER · 08-01-2006, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

hmmmm i dont think thats gay atall, whats the problem?

Exactly, not sure what this guys problem is, maybe he was scared by a kitten at an early age

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-01-2006, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

personally I think that = fag to the extreme you miase well play handball

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nico-t · 08-01-2006, 06:44 AM

cats are cool, the last real hunters in the western world

Forest · 08-01-2006, 06:46 AM

I hear Kimbo has a cat

damonx · 08-01-2006, 06:46 AM

i live with my girlfriend and have a cat
am i bisexual ?

Vitasoy · 08-01-2006, 07:28 AM

Would have never crossed my mind.

Donny · 08-01-2006, 07:34 AM

I asked the monkey. Here's what he said.

Issue settled.

fuzebox · 08-01-2006, 08:32 AM

So is a cat gayer than one of those little fluffy rat-dogs that homos carry around with them?

Lykos · 08-01-2006, 09:19 AM

tottally gay

xclusive · 08-01-2006, 09:29 AM

Most guys that live by themselves and have cats make 200 sales a day

DirtyDanza · 08-01-2006, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

So is a cat gayer than one of those little fluffy rat-dogs that homos carry around with them?

no the little dogs that guys are getting are way worse than casts... not even same ballpark.... shit I would have 10 cats before I had a little dog...

FiReC · 08-01-2006, 10:02 AM

who loves kitty

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3w10i...williams%20cat

carol.prime · 08-01-2006, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Ubber gay. Case closed.

You mean, cats can be used to gauge a guy's sexual preference?

puravida · 08-01-2006, 11:06 AM

i have a cat and a little ratdog (yorkie), and a gf. and im not gay. how the fuck could you be gay, in this country, and own a ratdog? holy fuck...the chicks love ratdogs

testpie · 08-01-2006, 11:09 AM

I hear that women like men who can keep a pussy purring, so having cats can only be a good thing.

woj · 08-01-2006, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

I never understood why anyone would want a cat.

Dogs > cats

pussyluver · 08-01-2006, 11:15 AM

I luv pussy, but am allergic to cats. A guy with a cat is a bit of a fag typically.

he-fox · 08-01-2006, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

personally I think that = fag to the extreme you miase well play handball

Who the fuck told you that playing handball is gay? Do you even know that sport? It's 3 times more manly than your kevlar-spandex football. Geez...

baycouples · 08-01-2006, 11:23 AM

I love cats and I lived a long for a while ( I have a gf now that I live together with ). Cats are the creatures that require respect and care to like you back ( unlike dogs who are sluts of animal kingdom and will like a human just for having a pulse ). Also, it's been found in studies over and over again that cats decrease chances of cancer and decrease the levels of stress.

Plus, the best way to close the deal when you bring a girl home is to let her know that you have a cat living there.

testpie · 08-01-2006, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baycouples

Plus, the best way to close the deal when you bring a girl home is to let her know that you have a cat living there.

That's exactly what i hear - although my problem is the "starting the deal" bit.

Skillz Unlimited · 08-01-2006, 11:25 AM

Ok so when i was single and lived alone i had a cat. It was given to me by a co-worker who was moving. I hated cats before this happened. I wanted a pet but could not have the type of dog i wanted because there was no room in my studio apartment. I'm not a big fan of reptiles and birds and rabbits are just gay for guys to have. So i took the cat and he ended up being the coolest thing ever. He actually liked to play fight which was cool. I like cats because they dont need a lot of attention and they like their personal space. If i would fuck with him to much he would hiss and i would leave him alone. When he pissed me off i would yell and he would go away. We had that understanding and it was cool. I ended up moving back with my mother for a while because she was dying so i had to give the cat away. Do i miss him...NO. Do i still hate cats..NO. they're actually kinda cool and to be honest it taught me a lot about women. Cats and women are very similar. They're very calm. They rub up against you when they need stroking. They dont always come when you call unlike a dog who is always running around with his tongue out chasing pussy. They're very soft and quiet and they tend to do their dirty work at night.

Men take note!! Notice that cats may wander but if they have a good home they will always come back you just have to chill out and be patient. Chasing the cat does no good because it will only come when it's ready.

It's exactly the same with women!

directfiesta · 08-01-2006, 11:28 AM

CDSmith · 08-01-2006, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited

Ok so when i was single and lived alone i had a cat.
<snip>

GAY - GAY - GAY!!!!!!!!!

not that there's anything wrong with that :D

Skillz Unlimited · 08-01-2006, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

GAY - GAY - GAY!!!!!!!!!

not that there's anything wrong with that :D

Sorry buddy but far from gay. You're like the media, you take snippet of what someone says and interpret it to fit your needs. I wish i could support your joke but i cant dude. I've had more than enough pussy in my life and my woman now loves to fuck on a daily basis.

You lose, thanks for playing, please try again!!

Tylo · 08-01-2006, 11:59 AM

I live alone and dont have a cat, so I am not gay!!

slapass · 08-01-2006, 11:59 AM

I live alone and have a cat. Now I know why I am strangely attracted to Juicy....

Deputy Chief Command · 08-01-2006, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

I have no life cause I remember DarkJedi's thread from 2 years ago on the same subject

its all good dude! aslong as you dont have cats !! !

hershie · 08-01-2006, 12:01 PM

I wish I was as macho as my cat, who will happily scrap with half the dogs he comes across outside.

CDSmith · 08-01-2006, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited

Sorry buddy but far from gay. You're like the media, you take snippet of what someone says and interpret it to fit your needs. I wish i could support your joke but i cant dude. I've had more than enough pussy in my life and my woman now loves to fuck on a daily basis.

You lose, thanks for playing, please try again!!

I can see the gaping hole where your sense of humor used to be.

That is, if you ever had one. :D

hint: loosen up... and not in a ghey way.

Oh, and you're in denial. It's obvious by your overreaction. :D

CDSmith · 08-01-2006, 12:09 PM

Question:

Don't people realize when someone is just poking a little fun their way?

You know there's a difference between that and flaming, right?

Just wondering why some are so downright fucking touchy and sensitive here. Too sensitive.... some might even say... overemotional. Which would tend to support the first post of this thread, wouldn't it? :D

CDSmith · 08-01-2006, 12:11 PM

Just goes to show you. 50 people can post comments, but if there's a nerve to hit, I'm likely the one to hit it.

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07-31-2006, 09:50 PM	#1
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EdgeXXX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Secretely plotting a hostile takeover Posts: 5,816	If you have a cat, it doesn't mean you're gay it means you have a cat. Living along just means that you make enough that you don't have to have a roommate like all of the broke-asses. So I have to say no to that theory. __________________ . . . . I have a sig

07-31-2006, 10:56 PM	#6
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	They are not gay; they are in actuality plotting with the cat to destroy humanity as we know it. They have been convinced by feline kind that after humans become the slaves to cats that they will get some major pussy from sex slaves. What they don't realize, however, is that after cats rule planet Earth their services will no longer be required and their balls shall be sliced from their sack swiftly then shoved inside their mouths. They will then be forced to clean gigantic city-size litter boxes for the feline overlords until they die from exhaustion. To summarize: Anyone who owns a cat will regret it. The coming feline army will treat you well until they have succeeded in conquering Earth? after that you are nothing more to them than a scratching post. __________________

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07-31-2006, 10:24 PM	#3
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,140	I had a cat and I miss it No I am not gay...

07-31-2006, 10:50 PM	#4
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Definitely gay. No doubt whatsoever.

07-31-2006, 10:57 PM	#7
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	What is so effeminate about cats, anyway? I don't have cats here but, I wont buy such notion that men who chose to have this creature as pets are gay.

07-31-2006, 11:45 PM	#9
GoodGuy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 881	I always think that Americans who live alone, have a dog and own a gun like to get their asses destroyed by huge black meat... All the guys I know that live alone and have cats are pimps and winners. While the guys who I know live alone and have dogs are sissy girls.. And if they own a gun they are directly Transexuals...

08-01-2006, 01:58 AM	#10
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	I have no life cause I remember DarkJedi's thread from 2 years ago on the same subject __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

08-01-2006, 02:58 AM	#11
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	i don't think so, cats take care of themselves, dogs are all needy and shit, thats gay. __________________ no sig

08-01-2006, 03:00 AM	#12
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	I never understood why anyone would want a cat. Dogs > cats

08-01-2006, 03:51 AM	#13
buck naked Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 139	I'm single (divorced) with two cats and in my 40s. I live alone, except that my 23 year old girlfriend sleeps over and fucks the shit out of my nearly every night. Definitely not gay...

08-01-2006, 03:56 AM	#14
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	Ubber gay. Case closed.

08-01-2006, 04:04 AM	#16
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08-01-2006, 04:09 AM	#18
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08-01-2006, 06:44 AM	#22
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	cats are cool, the last real hunters in the western world

08-01-2006, 06:46 AM	#23
Forest Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hollywood Fl. Posts: 9,005	I hear Kimbo has a cat

08-01-2006, 06:46 AM	#24
damonx Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Amazingpass.com Posts: 1,112	i live with my girlfriend and have a cat am i bisexual ? __________________

08-01-2006, 07:28 AM	#25
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08-01-2006, 07:34 AM	#26
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	I asked the monkey. Here's what he said. Issue settled.

08-01-2006, 08:32 AM	#27
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,140	So is a cat gayer than one of those little fluffy rat-dogs that homos carry around with them?

08-01-2006, 09:19 AM	#28
Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,027	tottally gay __________________

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08-01-2006, 11:06 AM	#33
puravida Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 186	i have a cat and a little ratdog (yorkie), and a gf. and im not gay. how the fuck could you be gay, in this country, and own a ratdog? holy fuck...the chicks love ratdogs

08-01-2006, 11:09 AM	#34
testpie Mostly retired Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,231	I hear that women like men who can keep a pussy purring, so having cats can only be a good thing. __________________ Affiliates: DogFart ~ Domain parking: NameDrive ~ Traffic broker: Traffic Holder

08-01-2006, 11:15 AM	#36
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	I luv pussy, but am allergic to cats. A guy with a cat is a bit of a fag typically.

08-01-2006, 11:23 AM	#38
baycouples Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 1,341	I love cats and I lived a long for a while ( I have a gf now that I live together with ). Cats are the creatures that require respect and care to like you back ( unlike dogs who are sluts of animal kingdom and will like a human just for having a pulse ). Also, it's been found in studies over and over again that cats decrease chances of cancer and decrease the levels of stress. Plus, the best way to close the deal when you bring a girl home is to let her know that you have a cat living there.

08-01-2006, 11:25 AM	#40
Skillz Unlimited Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Califor Posts: 1,541	Ok so when i was single and lived alone i had a cat. It was given to me by a co-worker who was moving. I hated cats before this happened. I wanted a pet but could not have the type of dog i wanted because there was no room in my studio apartment. I'm not a big fan of reptiles and birds and rabbits are just gay for guys to have. So i took the cat and he ended up being the coolest thing ever. He actually liked to play fight which was cool. I like cats because they dont need a lot of attention and they like their personal space. If i would fuck with him to much he would hiss and i would leave him alone. When he pissed me off i would yell and he would go away. We had that understanding and it was cool. I ended up moving back with my mother for a while because she was dying so i had to give the cat away. Do i miss him...NO. Do i still hate cats..NO. they're actually kinda cool and to be honest it taught me a lot about women. Cats and women are very similar. They're very calm. They rub up against you when they need stroking. They dont always come when you call unlike a dog who is always running around with his tongue out chasing pussy. They're very soft and quiet and they tend to do their dirty work at night. Men take note!! Notice that cats may wander but if they have a good home they will always come back you just have to chill out and be patient. Chasing the cat does no good because it will only come when it's ready. It's exactly the same with women!

08-01-2006, 11:28 AM	#41
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08-01-2006, 11:59 AM	#45
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,625	I live alone and have a cat. Now I know why I am strangely attracted to Juicy....

08-01-2006, 12:01 PM	#47
hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	I wish I was as macho as my cat, who will happily scrap with half the dogs he comes across outside.