Guys who live alone and have cats...
 

personally I think that = fag to the extreme you miase well play handball

If you have a cat, it doesn't mean you're gay it means you have a cat. Living along just means that you make enough that you don't have to have a roommate like all of the broke-asses. So I have to say no to that theory.

I had a cat and I miss it :(

No I am not gay...

Definitely gay. No doubt whatsoever.

I don't know ... cats takes almost no care.

I wouldn't have one thought

They are not gay; they are in actuality plotting with the cat to destroy humanity as we know it. They have been convinced by feline kind that after humans become the slaves to cats that they will get some major pussy from sex slaves. What they don't realize, however, is that after cats rule planet Earth their services will no longer be required and their balls shall be sliced from their sack swiftly then shoved inside their mouths. They will then be forced to clean gigantic city-size litter boxes for the feline overlords until they die from exhaustion.

To summarize: Anyone who owns a cat will regret it. The coming feline army will treat you well until they have succeeded in conquering Earth? after that you are nothing more to them than a scratching post.

What is so effeminate about cats, anyway? I don't have cats here but, I wont buy such notion that men who chose to have this creature as pets are gay.

Damn, I used to have 4 cats.

:Oh crap

I always think that Americans who live alone, have a dog and own a gun like to get their asses destroyed by huge black meat...

All the guys I know that live alone and have cats are pimps and winners. :)

While the guys who I know live alone and have dogs are sissy girls.. :) And if they own a gun they are directly Transexuals...

I have no life cause I remember DarkJedi's thread from 2 years ago on the same subject :Oh crap

i don't think so, cats take care of themselves, dogs are all needy and shit, thats gay.

I never understood why anyone would want a cat.

Dogs > cats

I'm single (divorced) with two cats and in my 40s. I live alone, except that my 23 year old girlfriend sleeps over and fucks the shit out of my nearly every night. Definitely not gay...

Ubber gay. Case closed.

What fools we've been, it's all so clear now!

i cant stand cats, but i am a dog lover

Your 23yo tranny girlfriend fucks the shit out of you every night? Hmm this one is tricky, you could be considered gay just for owning the 2 cats, but I've heard countless times that guys that like trannies are technically not gay..

personally I think that DirtyDanza = Closetfag to the extreme you miase well play curling

hmmmm i dont think thats gay atall, whats the problem?

Exactly, not sure what this guys problem is, maybe he was scared by a kitten at an early age:)

http://www.handball.org/rhr.jpg

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Pets of all kinds make great companions for people, whether they live with others or not.

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cats are cool, the last real hunters in the western world

I hear Kimbo has a cat

i live with my girlfriend and have a cat
am i bisexual ?

Would have never crossed my mind.

I asked the monkey. Here's what he said.

Issue settled.

So is a cat gayer than one of those little fluffy rat-dogs that homos carry around with them?

tottally gay :)

Most guys that live by themselves and have cats make 200 sales a day:)

no the little dogs that guys are getting are way worse than casts... not even same ballpark.... shit I would have 10 cats before I had a little dog...

who loves kitty

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3w10i...williams%20cat

You mean, cats can be used to gauge a guy's sexual preference?

i have a cat and a little ratdog (yorkie), and a gf. and im not gay. how the fuck could you be gay, in this country, and own a ratdog? holy fuck...the chicks love ratdogs

I hear that women like men who can keep a pussy purring, so having cats can only be a good thing.

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I luv pussy, but am allergic to cats. A guy with a cat is a bit of a fag typically.

Who the fuck told you that playing handball is gay? Do you even know that sport? It's 3 times more manly than your kevlar-spandex football. Geez...

I love cats and I lived a long for a while ( I have a gf now that I live together with ). Cats are the creatures that require respect and care to like you back ( unlike dogs who are sluts of animal kingdom and will like a human just for having a pulse ). Also, it's been found in studies over and over again that cats decrease chances of cancer and decrease the levels of stress.

Plus, the best way to close the deal when you bring a girl home is to let her know that you have a cat living there.

That's exactly what i hear - although my problem is the "starting the deal" bit.

Ok so when i was single and lived alone i had a cat. It was given to me by a co-worker who was moving. I hated cats before this happened. I wanted a pet but could not have the type of dog i wanted because there was no room in my studio apartment. I'm not a big fan of reptiles and birds and rabbits are just gay for guys to have. So i took the cat and he ended up being the coolest thing ever. He actually liked to play fight which was cool. I like cats because they dont need a lot of attention and they like their personal space. If i would fuck with him to much he would hiss and i would leave him alone. When he pissed me off i would yell and he would go away. We had that understanding and it was cool. I ended up moving back with my mother for a while because she was dying so i had to give the cat away. Do i miss him...NO. Do i still hate cats..NO. they're actually kinda cool and to be honest it taught me a lot about women. Cats and women are very similar. They're very calm. They rub up against you when they need stroking. They dont always come when you call unlike a dog who is always running around with his tongue out chasing pussy. They're very soft and quiet and they tend to do their dirty work at night.

Men take note!! Notice that cats may wander but if they have a good home they will always come back you just have to chill out and be patient. Chasing the cat does no good because it will only come when it's ready.

It's exactly the same with women!

GAY - GAY - GAY!!!!!!!!!



not that there's anything wrong with that :D

Sorry buddy but far from gay. You're like the media, you take snippet of what someone says and interpret it to fit your needs. I wish i could support your joke but i cant dude. I've had more than enough pussy in my life and my woman now loves to fuck on a daily basis. :thumbsup


You lose, thanks for playing, please try again!!

I live alone and dont have a cat, so I am not gay!!

I live alone and have a cat. Now I know why I am strangely attracted to Juicy....

:(

its all good dude! aslong as you dont have cats !! ! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I wish I was as macho as my cat, who will happily scrap with half the dogs he comes across outside.

I can see the gaping hole where your sense of humor used to be.

That is, if you ever had one. :D



hint: loosen up... and not in a ghey way.


Oh, and you're in denial. It's obvious by your overreaction. :D

Question:

Don't people realize when someone is just poking a little fun their way?

You know there's a difference between that and flaming, right?


Just wondering why some are so downright fucking touchy and sensitive here. Too sensitive.... some might even say... overemotional. Which would tend to support the first post of this thread, wouldn't it? :D

Just goes to show you. 50 people can post comments, but if there's a nerve to hit, I'm likely the one to hit it.


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