Originally Posted by notabook

They are not gay; they are in actuality plotting with the cat to destroy humanity as we know it. They have been convinced by feline kind that after humans become the slaves to cats that they will get some major pussy from sex slaves. What they don't realize, however, is that after cats rule planet Earth their services will no longer be required and their balls shall be sliced from their sack swiftly then shoved inside their mouths. They will then be forced to clean gigantic city-size litter boxes for the feline overlords until they die from exhaustion.

To summarize: Anyone who owns a cat will regret it. The coming feline army will treat you well until they have succeeded in conquering Earth? after that you are nothing more to them than a scratching post.