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Wilbo · 07-27-2006, 05:35 AM

A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

martinsc · 07-27-2006, 05:47 AM

DEA - banned for life · 07-27-2006, 05:50 AM

nice one

Kimo · 07-27-2006, 05:53 AM

hahahaha

Adult Warden · 07-27-2006, 07:29 AM

hahaha funny shit

XMaster · 07-27-2006, 07:51 AM

lol it's a good one.

BluewireAngie · 07-27-2006, 08:44 AM

lol!

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 07-27-2006, 08:50 AM

On a wedding day, the groom walks down the aisle with the biggest smile of his life on his face. His best man comments, "You must be very excited. I've never seen you smile like that." "Billy," the Groom says, "I'm smiling like this because I just got the BEST blowjob of my entire life just now."

The Bride walks down the aisle, with the same knowing smile. They smile at each other. Her Maid of Honor comments, "You must be very excited. I've never seen you smile like that." "Sally," the Bride replies, "I'm smiling like this because I just gave the LAST blowjob of my entire life."

ServerGenius · 07-27-2006, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses

On a wedding day, the groom walks down the aisle with the biggest smile of his life on his face. His best man comments, "You must be very excited. I've never seen you smile like that." "Billy," the Groom says, "I'm smiling like this because I just got the BEST blowjob of my entire life just now."

The Bride walks down the aisle, with the same knowing smile. They smile at each other. Her Maid of Honor comments, "You must be very excited. I've never seen you smile like that." "Sally," the Bride replies, "I'm smiling like this because I just gave the LAST blowjob of my entire life."

funny, sad and true

Syl · 07-27-2006, 08:57 AM

Hehe. Both are great.

07-27-2006, 05:35 AM	#1
Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	Joke A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	nice one

07-27-2006, 07:29 AM	#5
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07-27-2006, 08:50 AM	#8
I LOVE Little Brown Asses Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Paradise Posts: 1,047	On a wedding day, the groom walks down the aisle with the biggest smile of his life on his face. His best man comments, "You must be very excited. I've never seen you smile like that." "Billy," the Groom says, "I'm smiling like this because I just got the BEST blowjob of my entire life just now." The Bride walks down the aisle, with the same knowing smile. They smile at each other. Her Maid of Honor comments, "You must be very excited. I've never seen you smile like that." "Sally," the Bride replies, "I'm smiling like this because I just gave the LAST blowjob of my entire life." __________________ ladyboygold.com \| joonmali.com \| lilykoh.com \| ashakumara.com \| girlslovetoys.com POTD/MOTD/GOTD \| Geo-IP Fansigns \| Custom Gallery Builder \| RSS Feeds 60% Revshare \| 10% Webmaster Referral \| Console Free \| 100% EXCLUSIVE \| ICQ: 194519692

07-27-2006, 08:57 AM	#10
Syl Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 1,953	Hehe. Both are great. __________________ Syl ICQ 304 908 973 [email protected]