Joke
 

A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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nice one

hahahaha

hahaha funny shit

lol it's a good one.

lol! :1orglaugh

On a wedding day, the groom walks down the aisle with the biggest smile of his life on his face. His best man comments, "You must be very excited. I've never seen you smile like that." "Billy," the Groom says, "I'm smiling like this because I just got the BEST blowjob of my entire life just now."

The Bride walks down the aisle, with the same knowing smile. They smile at each other. Her Maid of Honor comments, "You must be very excited. I've never seen you smile like that." "Sally," the Bride replies, "I'm smiling like this because I just gave the LAST blowjob of my entire life."

funny, sad and true :helpme

Hehe. Both are great.