Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses

On a wedding day, the groom walks down the aisle with the biggest smile of his life on his face. His best man comments, "You must be very excited. I've never seen you smile like that." "Billy," the Groom says, "I'm smiling like this because I just got the BEST blowjob of my entire life just now."

The Bride walks down the aisle, with the same knowing smile. They smile at each other. Her Maid of Honor comments, "You must be very excited. I've never seen you smile like that." "Sally," the Bride replies, "I'm smiling like this because I just gave the LAST blowjob of my entire life."